Try to make a Ship work! (Pairing Game)

CarameI Frappe··6 votes·1,529 views

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Rules: Can't do champions who're casually paired up. EX - (Garen Katarina) (Leona Diana)

I'll start ... Poppy Talon

Poppy: ... Are you looking for someone too? Talon: I'm trying to track down Du Couteau, you? Poppy: For me, i'm trying to find the Hero of Demacia! Talon: Hmmm, I could use some muscle during my travels ... Poppy: As I could use someone with a sharp eye to spot the Hero. Talon: ... Poppy: ... Talon: Want to hook up? Poppy: Aw yea!

Now it's your guys' turn to try. [slayer-jinx-wink]

77 Comments

Busty Demoness10 votes

MissFortune + Sona

MissFortune: Boobs? Sona nods. MissFortune: Boobs.

Zarvanis1 votes

http://imgur.com/H5leViUt Tragically, this was uploaded as a "video" and not a gif. Thus, ?noredirect does nothing.

Gentleman Gems5 votes

Taric x Diana

Diana was exiled for speaking out against what she felt was injustice, even as an exile she strives for what she believes in. Taric being the kind Support me harder daddy Hearted man he is would gladly sympathies with her and respect her resolve. Plus they are both are aspects and the Moonstone is precious gem, It's perfect! ######which is why I wonder why no one who can actually draw decently has drawn art for this ship...

EvilUnicornLord3 votes

Don't forget that he literally calls her beautiful.

Gentleman Gems1 votes

I know! It's Perfect!!!

Yaśuo Main3 votes

Yasuo : Uhm.. Riven : Yes? Shyvana : death stare Yasuo : You.. killed my master?

Sup im Carrier3 votes

ffs, Zed x Syndra . Why do you all forget about this? Come on people.

EvilUnicornLord2 votes

Alright. Nothing's going to stop people from shipping what's absolutely absurd (it's just what they do), but I can confirm the canon legitimacy of your ships, being a major lore buff.

And, to begin, Leona and Diana absolutely hate eachother, and keep Poppy out of this.

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

Thank you.

Leona wouldn't date a heretic.

Also tell them to keep Azir out of it.

EvilUnicornLord2 votes

Yes, Azir has more duties as an ascended emperor than to trifle with mortals in ways he did prior to his Ascension.

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

My main motivation to bring up Azir was because I saw people shipping him with Sivir. -_-

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

She's a direct descendant of Azir. That's two-thousand year old incest.

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

I know this. Do they know this?

This almost hurts with how wrong it is. X_X

PROJECT Katarìna1 votes

Thxs now I have another ship

EvilUnicornLord2 votes

Just throw something in there that's already canon.

Gangplank + Illaoi

DireXcon4 votes

Like Riven + Shyvana ?

EvilUnicornLord4 votes

That's Anti-canon.

Riven is Noxian, Shyvana is Demacian, it's likely that they don't even know eachother and if they did, they'd probably fight to the death (or to the other's submission, either works).

JarvanIV + Shyvana

and

Riven + item 3070

Makes a lot more sense because Jarvan IV helped Shyvana avenge her father so they've been close friends ever since. And Riven is an exile so she has nobody.

CarameI Frappe2 votes

Upvoted because the Riven + item 3070 made me laugh lol.

DireXcon1 votes

Then why does RaptorKringe keep doing shitty posts shipping them

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

I have no idea.

People just have no respect for the lore nowadays, it's actually some good stuff!

Insanity Song2 votes

This^ riot has really been hitting it out of the park with their lore lately

Dicerson3 votes

{quoted}

(or to the other's submission, either works).

{quoted}

the other's submission

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Otter Fire2 votes

This isn't a traditional ship which you refer to, but a strictly profound friendship between potential companions, NOT LOVERS (thanks AbsorbantTNT). Jhin+KogMaw, Ekko+Zilean

Now this is my traditional ship. Kennen+Lulu, The purple is real.

EvilUnicornLord2 votes

I prefer http://i.imgur.com/JCZL1sT.jpg?noredirect

But, yeah, Zilean and Ekko are buddies. Kog'Maw's the perfect pet dog for Jhin.

Otter Fire1 votes

There's more purple with kenny and lulu. [slayer-jinx-wink]

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

But there's more magic with Veigar and Lulu!

Otter Fire1 votes

It's more shocking for Kenny and Lulu. And It's purple.

DireXcon5 votes

Talon is like an adopted brother for Katarina . Diana and Leona are sisters. Amumu has no friends, and if he doesn't have friends he doesn't have a girlfriend because no one dates losers unless they're stinking rich. Lulu and Veigar have completely different personalities and it would never work, and they have no lore correlation what so ever. Orianna and Viktor ? That's so sad. Caitlyn and Vi are partners, not fk buddies. Draven + Draven probably only the valid ship in your list. Jhin + Jinx OMG THEY FIT PERFECTLY AND BLA BLA BLA, guess what, they don't even know each other and they never will. JarvanIV is like a father to Shyvana, and he's several years older than her. Rengar + Nidalee ? You serious? Garen and Lux are siblings, geez you really like incest. Graves and TwistedFate want to kill each other. Vayne + Lucian this is dumb, they have nothing in common and no lore. Akali is part of Shen's "ninja club" if anything she may have a crush on Shen but never on Zed since they're enemies. Yasuo hates Riven because he believes she's the one that killed the elders in his village. Taric + Ezreal this is older than the food they serve in Kitchen Nightmares, also IS FUKIN RAW.

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KinneyJ2 votes

Half the people who scroll past this Idgaf [zombie-brand-clap]

EvilUnicornLord6 votes

Please, you didn't even know whether Riven and Shyvana would make sense. Leave the lore-proving/disproving to me.

Talon + Katarina Talon's not exactly adopted into the DuCoteau family so much as he was bested by General DuCouteau in combat. This one is not canon, nor is it anti-canon.

Diana + Leona They aren't blood sisters. Diana actually wasn't born into the Rakkor. Does Leona absolutely despise Diana over accounts of heresy and want to see her dead? Yes, absolutely. Anti-canon all the way.

Amumu + Annie If they were both at an age to care about romance (technically, Amumu's ten or so) and Amumu wasn't undead, this wouldn't be so preposterous. Annie actually is friends with Amumu, but we know roughly nothing about that friendship other than her best friend is Tibbers. Yes, a demon teddy bear is favored over Amumu.

Lulu + Veigar You're incorrect about that, they actually are friends. They're both exiled yordle mages and only have each other (and Pix) for company so this ship has some canon backing to it.

Orianna + Viktor I'm guessing you're ignoring the canon Blitzcrank + Orianna one because you hate Blitzcrank? A lot of people do. And as much as Viktor needs some loving (preferrably in the form of a legendary skin), Viktor and Orianna are listed as rivals. We know about nothing of that rivalry, however.

Caitlyn + Vi As Professer Lyte put it "Are you and Vi even friends? Seems tedious." Despite being listed as friends, Caitlyn's full respect for the law and Vi's vigilante attitude don't mesh well. That's probably why they have Jayce for neutral ground (he both respects the law and has attacked Viktor's fortress). Granted, they're friends, but they'd make for a lousy relationship.

Draven Draven Draven DRAAAVEN!

Jhin + Jinx I actually saw someone pairing them and they had good logic. Now, they actually probably don't know eachother since they have no lore ties.

JarvanIV + Shyvana Jarvan IV and Shyvana make the perfect couple! Both dead-serious, battle-hardened Demacian warriors who will gladly lay down their lives for their country. And J4 helped Shyv avenge the death of her father.

Nidalee + Rengar Ok, the only backing this one has is that they're both cat-people. But they're also rivals, considering Rengar's a ruthless trophy hunter and Nidalee's a "protector", if you will, of the jungle.

Garen + Lux Garen Crownguard, Luxanna Crownguard. Most people don't know this, but they're actually siblings.

TwistedFate + Graves These guys are more "accomplices in crime" than they are a romantic couple. In fact, nothing about either of them hints at romance except Twisted Fate did have an affair with Evelynn in times gone past.

Vayne + Lucian Both are Demacians and relentless hunters of all that is dark and malevolent, so this isn't too crazy. But from what I recall, they actually don't like eachother.

Zed + Akali or Shen Zed kinda toppled the Kinkou order so both Akali and Shen hate him for that.

Riven + Yasuo Riven actually killed the man Yasuo was supposed to protect and that eventually led to Yasuo having to kill his own brother. It's anti-canon, but the sodium content of Riven/Yasuo mains seems to back it up in game.

Ezreal + Taric Ha. This joke is older than the one about Graves cigar and has been disproven at least four times. There's a lot shoved into the lore that Ezreal is secretly dating Lux, actually.

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

Hey, I won't crucify anyone for shipping something non-canon. Just letting people know that one or two of their ships are A-O-GOOD because Riot Games themselves backs it up.

######I still think J4 + Shyvana's better, but we're entitled to our opinions.

Zarvanis4 votes

Veigar Lulu Are also both clinically insane.

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

I know, it's perfect!

Gentleman Gems1 votes

{quoted}

Garen + Lux Garen Crownguard, Luxanna Crownguard. Most people don't know this, but they're actually siblings.

But's why they are shipped, I mean this is the internet. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/a7/7e/32/a77e320fceb0ea16b7901440aaf6a631.jpg

Busty Demoness1 votes

I can answer you as to why Orianna and Viktor are rivals. Oddly enough due to a sort of fan comic that tied in heavily with some of the old lore like Blitzcrank's match making service for compatible humans.

Orianna was created by a scientist who opposed Viktor. This scientist modeled Orianna after his deceased daughter of the same name.

Viktor, the rival scientist, would not tolerate Orianna since she is not his own work.

xXRaichopXx1 votes

GAH

Ezreal is not gay and Garen is Lux's brother

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

^^^^

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