when first pick bans the champ you main and asked for and makes you play a role you're not good at

Big Lincoln··62 votes·4,613 views

and then they go into all-chat when you don't do well to tell the enemy team about how bad you are

http://i.imgur.com/aVAIu.gif

i don't know if this belongs in miscellaneous or memes but i'm mad about it happening and i don't want to start playing league again

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Buttigieg 202036 votes

Don't ban kass

Bans kass

I can't support

Forced to support

Don't rage when I do bad

/all gg report our support such shit

Story of my life

Big Lincoln4 votes

"hey guys I main Sejuani, she's my best champ, can I pick her?"

  • sej is banned (she's ALWAYS BANNED)

"uh, alright, can I support then? i'm not that great at top or mid right now without cho and he's banned too"

  • i get the one guy who's a support main and i have to go mid even though my veigar sucks now and oh boy i get to lane versus zed

  • i go veigar because he's still my comfort pick, i can't really afford to follow zed post 6. I forgot to ping MIA but i went out of my way to leave lane beforehand and ward the bush in river and on the other side of our buff

/all "this veigar rofl"

gonna end up hurting myself if I ever get sucked into this game again

Rustling Bush1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Solomon Money,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=wFHiOwVi,comment-id=00010000,timestamp=2015-05-13T02:31:31.129+0000)

"hey guys I main Sejuani, she's my best champ, can I pick her?"

  • sej is banned (she's ALWAYS BANNED)

"uh, alright, can I support then? i'm not that great at top or mid right now without cho and he's banned too"

  • i get the one guy who's a support main and i have to go mid even though my veigar sucks now and oh boy i get to lane versus zed

  • i go veigar because he's still my comfort pick, i can't really afford to follow zed post 6. I forgot to ping MIA but i went out of my way to leave lane beforehand and ward the bush in river and on the other side of our buff

/all "this veigar rofl"

gonna end up hurting myself if I ever get sucked into this game again

tbf, i fking hate playing against a sej knowing that she'll be able burn through my hp like butter with nothing more then a lindary torment.

Big Lincoln2 votes

i totally get that and it's a fair frustration because her W is on such a low cooldown but I've played Sejuani for so long (relative to when I joined in preseason 4) I really don't know if I could handle her going from never available to pick to never worth picking

i feel like she's more AP bruiser than an outright tank because she's got no proper defense steroid outside of a small chunk of armor in combat. If you want to deal with her high scaling damage (which has always been her identity) you'd have to push her either towards high-bases, higher AP scaling, or outright full-tank which I don't think anyone would be okay with

sorry for the rant, I just miss when I could have fun playing this game

Rustling Bush6 votes

[{quoted}](name=Solomon Money,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=wFHiOwVi,comment-id=0001000000000000,timestamp=2015-05-13T03:37:11.572+0000)

i totally get that and it's a fair frustration because her W is on such a low cooldown but I've played Sejuani for so long (relative to when I joined in preseason 4) I really don't know if I could handle her going from never available to pick to never worth picking

i feel like she's more AP bruiser than an outright tank because she's got no proper defense steroid outside of a small chunk of armor in combat. If you want to deal with her high scaling damage (which has always been her identity) you'd have to push her either towards high-bases, higher AP scaling, or outright full-tank which I don't think anyone would be okay with

sorry for the rant, I just miss when I could have fun playing this game

sejuani wasn't that overwhelming until that buff, and seeing the full force of that w in action makes you wonder why she not being picked still, she plenty strong and tanky, and she has one of the most annoying (in my opinon) ults to deal with when team fighting. she throws it out and you know that your fked when it hits you. i haven't played sejuani since season 4 because i rarely go jungle now (learning other roles) but i think i might pay her a visit again considering i did well with her pre-buff.

biomaster1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Solomon Money,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=wFHiOwVi,comment-id=0001000000000000,timestamp=2015-05-13T03:37:11.572+0000)

i totally get that and it's a fair frustration because her W is on such a low cooldown but I've played Sejuani for so long (relative to when I joined in preseason 4) I really don't know if I could handle her going from never available to pick to never worth picking

i feel like she's more AP bruiser than an outright tank because she's got no proper defense steroid outside of a small chunk of armor in combat. If you want to deal with her high scaling damage (which has always been her identity) you'd have to push her either towards high-bases, higher AP scaling, or outright full-tank which I don't think anyone would be okay with

sorry for the rant, I just miss when I could have fun playing this game

the ww players had this issue for a patch or 2, some nerfs then everyone moved on and we were left with a wolf worse off then we started.

T RexHasTinyArms1 votes

Wasn't that bc of item shifts though? Like WW was WW then devourer hit and WW was GodWick, then WW got nerfed, then devourer got nerfed, the WW QQ bc he got shit on for no reason since devourer was nerfed anyway.

IcyPepper5 votes

Hey now, support is the one role EVERYONE should at least have the basics of, considering... well, you know how people can be at times.

But otherwise, I feel ya bro. I feel the same way when forced top/mid.

ZombieNinja War1 votes

i get forced top. i can play every roll ok but my champ pool for top is sad so when i get forced top its gg i try to not feed till i get tower dived.

T RexHasTinyArms1 votes

I feel like as long as you say you don't top for shit in champ select that's fine. I deleted my ADC rune page and had rito delete some champs from my account (so I don't get mystery skins I don't want) including all the ADCs. I literally cannot ADC anymore, and it maybe affects me 1 in 100 games bc I just tell my team ahead of time, so unless I'm last pick AND no one took ADC even though I told them I can't do it, then I don't have too. That 1 in 100 games I can just dodge or if it's promos I can tell team I'll grab heimer bot since he can push fast, so they should grab a bit of AD damage in top/mid/jungle somewhere so the enemy doesn't just stack MR if no one is gonna ADC. Honestly we have a better chance of winning w/ me doing that than if I played ADC anyway lol.

T RexHasTinyArms1 votes

If this is normals then totally fine. If it's ranked, you gotta at least be able to play safe as a support, bc at some point you will have to support if you play ranked.

Lanayurian1 votes

Story of my Bronze life.

WillHealForHonor1 votes

Learn every role lol..

Sypher The Poro18 votes

Now we watch the support main in it's natural habitat.

It humbly requests for the favored role. But is denied and sent against a hungry predator Zed.

I fear he will not survive the laning phase.

Big Lincoln5 votes

i miss when nobody played support so that I didn't have to worry about not getting it

then again I miss when I could actually play Sejuani more than once a week outside of Team builder and didn't get assumed to be a fotm bandwagoner whenever I did play her

Zecora3 votes

[{quoted}](name=Solomon Money,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=wFHiOwVi,comment-id=00030000,timestamp=2015-05-13T03:08:04.808+0000)

i miss when nobody played support so that I didn't have to worry about not getting it

then again I miss when I could actually play Sejuani more than once a week outside of Team builder and didn't get assumed to be a fotm bandwagoner whenever I did play her

I know this all too well. Except Sej's popularity will pass. I'm STILL waiting on Vi's to pass. I've been maining Vi since day one for no other reason than I enjoy her theme, voice and character. But around mid season 3 she was pick up in the LCS and people realized she could catch those slippery assassins. (Lb, Zed, any other mobility assassin) She got some love taps but was a constant pick in season 3. She remained a dominate pick around the time Jarvan came back into the jungle all the way to this season. Now she's STILL a favorite pick because she hasn't recieved many changes, and with the new tank meta she can do her job a hell of alot better by diving assassins and carries.

And now my second favorite, Shyvana is getting picked and banned because of the damn LC$.

Father Cthulhu1 votes

To be fair, Vi is THE BEST jungler for a full dive comp, or when you need to counterpick somebody like Kalista, who's a slippery little cunt.

T RexHasTinyArms1 votes

Wait support mains don't just play support jungles when they can't support? WHAT?!?!?! :D

Seriously though, unless someone is real intent on playing jungle, if you main support just go play nunu or something supporty in the jungle so you don't have to lane, and tell everyone that :D

Leeroy Jenkenz5 votes

Honestly, I'm okay with getting forced into another roll. My issue is when someone takes my preferred role which I can carry well on and just feeds for days. Like 5 death minus 80 cs type of feeding.

Father Cthulhu1 votes

Same here. I can generally play any role to a decent point and I developed my champion pool to fit that. But I prefer to go ADC or Mid so I can carry. But then I get shoved into support while my adc dives tower and my mid feeds the LeBlanc...

runrunTJ3 votes

OK guys don't ban Ashe

Bans Ashe

item 3070

Spacesuit Spiff3 votes

This is the point at which you dodge. The dodge penalties are soft enough that it's not worth taking a free loss.

Father Cthulhu1 votes

Yeah, I would take a 5 LP loss over a 20+ LP loss any day...

T RexHasTinyArms1 votes

Unless it's promos, bc then the penalty is the same. Then you just play your second main!

Seriously though, I'll play heimer bot lane instead of ADC if no one will ADC and it's promos. Then we have a chance to win at least. Still have tower pushing power, and as long as AD damage is somewhere on the team, I've actually seen it work a couple times if you can win by mid game and not go to like 40+ minutes.

WutsKraken3 votes

The last game this happened to me:

Me- calls and is given jung Me- "I'll Sion, Udyr, or Trundle" First pick- bans Sion, Udyr and Trundle, locks in jungle Yi after he called ADC Me- "Bruh really?" First pick- "bet you're only picking them because they're FOTM" Me- "lolwat, of them only Sion is FOTM, and I played him as a jungler even before Cinderhulk made him broken" First pick- "dun care, dont trust a random to play them. Bet you'll farm all game and be toxic when you never gank" Me- forced to play ADC, "I uh...suck at ADC" Team- argues a bunch and so I pick Twitch vs their Kalista

16 minutes later: Master Yi to "prove a point" tries and fails to gank every lane to the point he's 0/6 and he's lvl 6 when the rest of us are 8+ Team's arguing, Master Yi shouts in all-chat how scrubby I am because the enemy Kalista's fed when in fact I'm 0/0 and the Kalista is 4/0 off of Yi and Kat (who also failed multiple ganks), but ignores the fact she's down literally 50 CS

20 minutes: Team tries to surrender, I vote no because I see the game is winnable (200 CS while everyone on the enemy team has only around 100 (yeah, this was when my MMR was crap and I played with Silvers)) and Yi votes no to be a troll

40 minutes: We win, I'm 18/4/20, Yi shuts up around the 30 minute mark when I get a Quadra Me- "Yi, don't ban my mains and maybe the game'll be less painful yeah?" Yi- Leaves

Eraest972 votes

Put in all Chat "Can play anything but adc"

Get stuck as adc (was last pick)

"Well I'm sorry support you are going to have to carry me hard"

"Just try your best"

10 minutes later

"Sivir omg you suck so bad, why do you even play!"

"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

T RexHasTinyArms1 votes

:D yeah I can feel that. No one was like "OMG kill yourself uninstall why do you play?" but definitely had a couple ADC games this season where my team laughed if they were carrying me, and one game where they couldn't someone suggested I just don't ADC anymore if I am really that bad at it. Guess what, they're right. I don't ADC, and if you're that bad at it then don't do it.

There are two options here if you're bot lane and no one else will ADC (well really three since the second option is a double option).

The first is the old throw back double bruiser bot lane. Get two tanky bruisers w/ some CC and a little burst damage (J4 and Maokai, you could probably throw an Annie in, but she doesn't make use of the relic shield health so meh), and go for the kill lane. You MUST get ahead in this lane. The enemy WILL out scale you, but double relic shield means you can split the CS somewhat and have a lot of HP regen to trade a ton early. If you can shut the enemy down you have a tanky dive team that can just start tower diving and push hard in the mid game to win before you get out scaled.

The second is to take a high damage AP champ bot and get your team to bring AD from mid/jungle/top. The most common thing I've seen here is grab like Karthus since he scales ridiculously with items, kinda like an ADC would. Personally I like taking Heimer bot bc I want the power to push, and if your team gets ahead at all you can walk up drop an ult q and two little q turrets under tower, and since they don't aggro tower until they laser the enemy team will back off pretty often before you dive, and if you do dive they have taken damage before your team takes aggro and starts the real dive. (Plus Heimer turrets push super fast, so if you win a team fight he serves the same purpose as an ADC post team fight in that he can take towers down fast.)

Eraest971 votes

I love your options! The only problem with One (for me that is) is if you are solo que, convincing the other bot laner to do that same thing with you. And the issue that everyone will just assume that you are being a troll since you don't want to play adc.

T RexHasTinyArms1 votes

Oh hell yeah, but that's why I say hey, I can't adc, if you want to run double bruiser bot I can, or I can take a scaling mage bot if we have AD chaps mid, top, or jungle. They may be like "just play ADC" but people generally come around if you answer that you don't want to lose, and even though bruiser bot or a mage might not be as good as ADC they are better options than your ability to play adc :D most people figure out it's not trolling at that point.

WolfBV2 votes

There was once a person named I main Bard and a man named InstalockBard. They found each other in a ranked game. One wanted to support and the other wanted to jungle. They were 4th and 5th pick. They started fighting. Bard was banned that game.

Robert Smith1 votes

This is the one reason why I don't say which champ I'm going to play till after the banning phase.

Lorde of Feed1 votes

same. story of my life

hide on line1 votes

GG

WeFlyNoLie1 votes

"WHAT'S REALLY GOOD?"

PalPlays1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Solomon Money,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=wFHiOwVi,comment-id=,timestamp=2015-05-13T00:57:03.518+0000)

and then they go into all-chat when you don't do well to tell the enemy team about how bad you are

http://i.imgur.com/aVAIu.gif

i don't know if this belongs in miscellaneous or memes but i'm mad about it happening and i don't want to start playing league again

A mistake in communication (that was entirely my fault) made me pick ADC Ashe with a "support" ADC Varus. I asked my team to just have fun, and it led to me building item 3022, and item 3071. (Picture an Ashe with all of those items plus Red Buff)

We won lane, and the game. I don't feel bad about my mistake anymore. Just have fun, and don't qq (unless it's ranked).

Tin Tarantino1 votes

Me: support pref or ADC

First pick: I'm ADC and my duo is support

I only play glass cannon AP mids and the enemy locks on Veigar(before his rework)

Me: I don't play many AD mids but I've played AD Nid top

game starts

Janna: yeah nid is AP now, they just gutted her AD ratios yesterday

Rito Jericho1 votes

I don't mean to burst anyone's bubble, but this is kind of the reason why I'm trying my best to have at least one preferred champ in every role. That way I can still at least try my very best no matter what role I was forced into. My preference order is as follows:

Main - Malzahar mid Thresh support Nautilus jungle Jinx ADC (though I seem to be out of practice with her... item 3070.item 3070 Shen top (though I've been trying to find another top-lane champ despite how much I like him)

Big Lincoln1 votes

I don't have a mid i feel comfortable with post-veigar rework

i miss veigar :[

Rito Jericho1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Solomon Money,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=wFHiOwVi,comment-id=000e0000,timestamp=2015-05-13T19:00:35.070+0000)

I don't have a mid i feel comfortable with post-veigar rework

i miss veigar :[

Honestly, all you need to do then is try out some other mage characters (or other mid-laners for that matter) and see if you can find a new one that you like. Me, I'm always open to experiment with a champ that catches my attention, even if I don't do particularly well with them my first few times.

slippykitten1 votes

Queues up for ranked only being able to play one role with one champion, then gets upset when everyone doesn't beckon to their will.

This game... i swear

Sirsir1 votes

Goes into a thread thats revealing an obvious injustice to make a pointless and incorrect observation about the OP.

This community... I swear

(read the post before putting up yours, you sometimes keep yourself from looking like an ass)

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