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[Satire] THE ASASIN UPDATE IS THE WORST THING SINCE 9/11!

Lost R·11/9/2016, 10:26:05 PM·7 votes·957 views
Satire - TV Tropes

Why are you making me play these stupid fucking asasins!? I DON'T WANNA PLAY NO FUCKING ASSASSASS! I ONLY WANT TO PLAY YASUO! The fact that there's no Yasuo updates in the ASS update proves litrally everyone in Leage is RACIST against Yasuos! RACIST! RAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY-

Even if the stupid fucking ASSES were ever viable, they suck now more than ever! You can't kill everything in one hit anymore with Rengar! All he gets is a stupid longer cloak that no one ever uses cause it's such a shit of piece that does no damage!

Talon now does stupid ASSIN'S CREED shit! How much did you bribe UBISOFT to sell out to them?! I hope you get fucking SUED!

Katarina now thinks she's DRAVEN A fucking champion that is fucking stupid trash tier shit that should be deleted! Hay Riot! Your players all day Draven is shit! Why do you keep giving him attentiong?!

LeBlunk is shit stupid shit too. She no longer has her momic and throws spelsl that do literally no damage! She also does the stupid 4-stack stacking shit that people don't like, either! It's like you WANT to go bankrupt with these stupid changes!

I don't knwo why you put thes support updates in the changelong either. NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT TH SUPPORTS THEY CAN GO FUCK THSMESLEVES! All they do is suck at the game and intentionally fred and make me lose games!

Also on top of all of that, the ranked ended and I LOST my ranked! I WAS FUCKING SILVER III! Do you know how long it took me to get that ranked!? I WANNA ANGRY IM SO FUCKING DIE!

I have 1300$ worth of skins on my account and I'm gonna demand Roti ferund all of it! I'm gonna go back to Call of COD, the REAL game that Rito want sto so badly copy! Of course if they were REALLY smartt they'd delete every stupid fucking champion taht no one liekes and put in REAL video game characters, like Soap or pRice!

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Catastrop11/9/2016, 10:30:19 PM1 votes

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Roti

I wanted to post a pic of actual roti but all the pics I found look so....not what I'm used to. Also, easily the best Riot variation ever.

the weeaboo11/9/2016, 11:00:13 PM1 votes

Yasuo:

Everyone loves me. Everyone. Ask anybody and they'll say 'Yasuo is great'. Okay? Lemme tell you something. Everyone loves me. Mages love me. ADCs love me. Even the Supports love me. And I'll tell ya, I'll tell ya this, the key to making Summoners rift great again is putting up a wall. We NEED to keep out the projectiles coming under our tower, and killing all our Carrys. They do. They kill all our carries. Now lemme tell ya another thing. I will defeat ASASINS.