ITT We list funny quotes said by people.

Athenes Lulu·Mar 15, 2015·3 votes·975 views

"Veigar is a dumb champion" -enemy LB who is carrying while facerolling "Spells dont aggro turrets" -enemy Master Yi

Your turn.

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Killer of PorosMar 15, 20156 votes

Riven "u can spam ur q too much without worrying about anything u freelo abuser" I was playing panth

YOLO420SWAGSCOPEMar 15, 20156 votes

Every top laner ever after being succesfully ganked: ''Wow, need two people to kill me''

You still dead bitch

The Chain WarderMar 16, 20152 votes

Yeah, seriously. They're dumb enough to not ward and then they feel glorious for dying just because it was to two champions.

insaiyanbaccaMar 15, 20154 votes

"Kassadin has to much mobility" -enemy nidalee

The Chain WarderMar 16, 20154 votes

I have another one though.

"You're so bad at aiming your pulls that I keep getting juked into them" - Enemy Vayne while I was playing Blitzcrank

The Chain WarderMar 16, 20153 votes

I was playing Malzahar and lost lane to Kassadin (yeah I'm bad, but cut me a little slack -- this was still before Riot changed his Rift Walk to Rift Limp).

But after mid game I started crushing him in team fights because all I had to do was ult him.

Kassadin said "malz im coming for you with an item to make you cry"

As soon as he came out of the fog of war I checked his build. He'd bought a Mercurial Scimitar. item 3139 Needless to say, it didn't do him much good.

toe thiefMar 16, 20157 votes

Oh, that's happened to me on many occasions. TwistedFate has slain an enemy Zed Zed wtf how u dode my ult??! item 3157 ...

Mr BorgMar 16, 20153 votes

"what? How did Darius ult me? He was blinded!" - enemy Teemo. In ranked. The worst part? That Teemo who didn't even know what blind does dumpstered Darius hard.

PhoenixOfHeavenMar 17, 20152 votes

I heard this story from someone in the forums.

They had a Corki adc, and during the match, they lost. the Corki said F***ing newbs. he was 0/25.

One I encountered. Im 5 ins into the match, the score is 0/2, use losing. Our Jinx says 'Wow you guys suck." "Bye". she leaves... No she didn't have the deaths, but it would have been a better story if she did...