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The Ender Cobra43 votes

I think I've seen this before, but it's still funny have an upvote http://i.imgur.com/bofUVay.gif?noredirect

It Hertz When IP3 votes

...I give up, where the hell is the gif from?

Mig896 votes

Its the second matrix movie Thyre in the restaurant with the program that can see pleasure. He gives the girl some cake laced with an aphrodesiac that makes an "explosion" between her legs.

It Hertz When IP2 votes

That explains it... never actually watched the second one all the way through.

Demosthentine1 votes

You should not. In fact, ignore the trilogy altogether. There is only one.

Brascus2 votes

Personal dank collection 2001

Supreme Senpai6910 votes

I always forget that it doesn't matter that it's 2017, people still find a reason to hate anyone that isn't them lol. I get physically taken aback when I hear some conversations at school or in the workplace it's insane. Internet =/= real world at all. Wish it did tho.

Except for dirty Yasuo mains. They deserve it all. Kappa.

Busty Demoness9 votes

A champion that forced a stat to be balanced around him, ruining it for all other champs.

Yeah, there's no accepting anyone who mains Yasuo.

Sraeg201310 votes

A champion that forced a stat to be balanced around him, ruining it for all other champs.

Which stat? Mana regen?

Busty Demoness3 votes

Critical Strike.

He got his critical chance doubled effectively for free, gaining reliability and losing only a little damage for it.

Sraeg20138 votes

Now, please, tell me how exactly is Crit balanced around Yasuo.

Of course if you aren't able to provide me with a concrete proof, then I'd suggest you to refrain from responding until you find one.

Busty Demoness2 votes

It WAS balanced around him by making the crit items more expensive, leaving Marksmen to find other builds to work with. It's half of the reason Lethality became so popular when it was released.

Yasuo got 100% critical rate in half of the items due to his passive. While it also reduced the damage he dealt from critical strikes, the fact remains that he got tons of reliability for only marginally reduced effect.

Sraeg20138 votes

It WAS balanced around him by making the crit items more expensive, leaving Marksmen to find other builds to work with.

item 3087 gained 10% crit chance and went from dealing fixed damage on proc to actually scaling and dealing increased damage to minions all at the price of... 100 gold increase. item 3031 had stats slightly decreased for the price of having its cost lowered by 400 gold. item 3046 became a much stronger item and ultimately had its price decreased compared to before its update. item 3094 item 3508 are completely irrelevant for Yasuo and were made specifically for ADCs. item 3085 just as irrelevant as the previous two items and just as reworked with ADCs in mind. item 3078 lost crit, because Riot believed nobody bought it for crit at any point. Ironically it ended up being better on Yasuo than the old one.

This covers ALL critical chance and critical strike items. Not a single one of them was negatively changed because of Yasuo.

Yasuo got 100% critical rate in half of the items due to his passive. While it also reduced the damage he dealt from critical strikes, the fact remains that he got tons of reliability for only marginally reduced effect.

I know exactly HOW Yasuo's passive works and WHY it works like this. And no, having 25%/10% of your damage reduced is NOT MARGINAL.

It's half of the reason Lethality became so popular when it was released.

Ha ha. Release Lethality was trash, next to nobody was getting Lethality for the sake of Lethality until it was buffed to be better than old Flat Armor Penetration at every point of a match.


I'll go easy on you.

Give me ANY kind of proof that'd at the very least even IMPLY that Crit at ANY point of the game was ANYHOW balanced because of Yasuo.

PS. And I don't mean your feelings.

######I actually do know of one instance of a single crit item being changed solely because of Yasuo's existence. ######I only wonder if you will find it or even consider it.

yesnobanana5 votes

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######I actually do know of one instance of a single item being changed solely because of Yasuo's existence. ######_I only wonder if you will find it or even consider it.

item 3022 ?

Sraeg20135 votes

Actually I was thinking about item 3087. The proc damage used to not be decreased by Yasuo's passive.

I suppose item 3022 counts as well, but the whole discussion is about crit and Yasuo. Guess I'll let that pass for the account of my carelessness.

Thefrostyviking1 votes

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item 3022 ?

That was actually mainly because of Gnar in pro play.

Fairyfleur1 votes

No it wasn't, Gnar was perfectly fine with getting the damage lowered. It was abuse cases like Yasuo that made the change.

Thefrostyviking1 votes

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No it wasn't, Gnar was perfectly fine with getting the damage lowered. It was abuse cases like Yasuo that made the change.

I can't say i know for sure but i am fairly sure that the issue steemed from mainly pro play.

They would rush it and it would be super strong for XX reasons. Probably kiting and his W.

So like, all teams would look to pick Gnar and rush it, that was the final trigger.

yasuo was just a soloq issue among many.

Fairyfleur1 votes

Making the AD lower didn't weaken Gnar at all, and didn't stop him from building it. Yasuo's power in SoloQ along with phantom dancer is what prompted the ad nerf.

Thefrostyviking1 votes

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Making the AD lower didn't weaken Gnar at all, and didn't stop him from building it. Yasuo's power in SoloQ along with phantom dancer is what prompted the ad nerf.

It wasn't just Yasuo, that item was so busted on Gnar that people were rushing it since it gave all the stats you needed.

Thus from the start til now the things that were nerfed because gnar was using it were :

AD, build path, passive duration, a difference in slow amount for ranged&melee and health.

Oh and combine cost for the separate pieces.

It was only after the build path was changed that Gnar players stopped rushing it as i recall.

But now people doing essentially the same thing are playing kennen instead x)

Fairyfleur1 votes

Gnar still makes good use of the increased HP, while Yasuo doesn't nearly as much.

Thefrostyviking1 votes

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Gnar still makes good use of the increased HP, while Yasuo doesn't nearly as much.

yah, they couldn't just outright remove both HP and AD too much since it would cause the item to turn useless for everyone again.

But even as it lost the value in rushing it still remained strong enough as a second purchase, which Gnar and kennen usually do if i recall it right.

Sraeg201315 votes

It's "ruined", because Lethality was so strong everybody and their dog was buying it instead of crit.

And somehow that's Yasuo's fault.

HeimerLmao21 votes

Everything, everywhere, everytime is Yasuo fault. ######Kappa

Sraeg20134 votes

Even when they go 0/10 in lane when Yasuo is banned.

Big Lincoln19 votes

tornado ran through my city and destroyed my house

thanks yasuo

500000000000000011 votes

No, that was Katarina. ######too soon?

ChaosThief3 votes

It's almost like people want reliable damage instead of RNG reliant crit.

Sraeg20131 votes

Even thought it's already reliable with 75% crit chance provided by a standard ADC build.

ChaosThief2 votes

Yes, but that takes several items. Lethality you can be more patient since each item is power of its own.

Leetri9 votes

Vlad made an entire stat disappear from items. I believe the only way to get spellvamp from items now is the Maw of Malmortius Lifegrip passive, and even then it only works every 90 seconds when you almost die and it only lasts as long as you're in combat.

Need Gold 4 Tent8 votes

gunblade is still effectively spellvamp, except that it's not called spellvamp anymore

Busty Demoness2 votes

This guy beat me to it, since Gunblade is technically still spell vamp. It just specifies it goes off ALL damage not simply skill/spell.

Life of Chrome1 votes

To be fair WOTA and SV on swain was pretty nasty from what i remember

Oakleaf Ranger5 votes

It's an older meme sir...

What are you waiting for?

Shoot it down

Mouth Stuff5 votes

Is it ok to be a yasuo main if you aren't toxic? I try to not be but I still get so much hate just for playing this guy

Need Gold 4 Tent18 votes

The act of playing Yasuo itself is already toxic

Sraeg20134 votes

Is- Is merely owning him toxic too?

Bârd6 votes

You sicken me.

TheOnlyJoe3 votes

Lynch this filth!

SlntReaper11 votes

If you want to be a non-toxic Yasuo main, you're in the wrong place. The boards will stereotype you as evil and vile. Trust me, I'm a Talon main.

Sraeg20139 votes
SlntReaper3 votes

I mained Talone before the rework, so I can call myself a long time main. Mastery 7.

Dextix LT2 votes

Wait, Talon mains exist?

SlntReaper2 votes

Kinda? Not really? Maybe?

An Undead brat4 votes

What was the original picture?

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