tbh, i love it when they decide they'll run away, I get a major movespeed boost AND more AA range? sweet!
But how?
: Runnin's is for wusses, and chasing trespassers is my 4th favorite thing to do, after killing em', drinking mushroom juice, and eating tacos.
But...you don't get any buffs of such sort.
When Kled dismounts, he has really, really low MS, reduced AD and about 1.3k HP at level 18 I think, but gets increased attack range and gets a MS buff when moving towards enemies :p
Hm okay. That explains it i guess. Teemo shroom juice ftw i suppose.
Champion who is supposedly all about going all manners of ham towards the enemy, has a Q that sends him backwards.
Anyone? O_o
so use it to go forward.
To be fair, Kled is in a very bad spot when dismounted, and the Q is used to safely get Skaarl back without having to hard engage.
You use it to kite backwards. Just because you're going all in doesn't mean you have to do it like a retard
No running ;c
There is no such thing as going too crazy for 
ofc its a Pirates reference xD Upvote kindly Captain
"Too HAM? No such thing!"
10/10 meme