Teleport ganks from top lane

So I'm ADC in botlane mindin' my own got-dayum business, farmin' and whatnot when all of a sudden a big red light shoots from the bushes and sure enough it's dat enemy top lane right dere. So they come 'n kill me and I gotta walk all the way back to lane. My top lane don't do shit.

Well fine den. Movin' right along. But some odd minutes later that dayum enemy top laner's back down in my lane again with the teleport ganks! Now, I'm startin' to get a bit salty here. But I stay silent because I'm a good god fearing man and know when to hold that tongue of mine.

But then that got-dayum enemy top laner comes down a third time and I finally gotta ask my top laner, "Hey! What's it take to get a TP gank around here!?"

And then my top-laner says, "Tree fiddy."

Now it's about this time that I realized that my top laner was actually an 8 story tall crustacean summoned here from the depths of the void itself.

And I said, "Got-damnit Loch Ness Cho'Gath, you done got me again!"