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If champions were genies...

ChaosThief··2 votes·469 views

Who would you summon and what would your three requests be?

*Limited to things the champion does. For example, you cannot ask Khazix to cook for you.*

7 Comments

Strawberrycocoa1 votes

  1. Remove my motion sickness and dizziness, particularly when spinning around.

  2. Grant me the courage to charge forward into danger

  3. Grant me the power to silence critics.

These wishes can't go wrong. Garen -teed

ChaosThief1 votes

Right before you become overconfident.

Drackolus1 votes

Soraka

  1. Cure my IBS >.>
  2. Open my heart even further to the suffering of others
  3. Give me a goddamn pretty horn
ChaosThief2 votes

So you want to first remove a sickness, then you want to notice pain more...

I think that might lead to more trouble than you think...

GroundRuleDouble1 votes

Soraka

  1. Heal any future sickness I may have.
  2. Heal everyone in the world's future sickness they may have.
  3. Keep the streets of the world safe from evil-doers (going off her silence and snare).
ChaosThief1 votes

Pretty sure wish #2 would not end well for soraka, unless she had all the time in the world.

GroundRuleDouble1 votes

That's using her ult.

Wish 1 is her single target heal. With 2 is her ult.

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