I think we can all agree on one thing.

Cactopus is probably one of the best rioters.

For those who don't browse the comments section of some things riot posts:

"My wife cooks the greatest chili I've ever had in my life. It's so potent, so rich, so creamy, so spicy. Sure, the gas the next day is worse than the nebulae produced by two stars colliding, but it's worth it. "

Now if only we could find out the recipe for that chili...