Why Pool Party Taric can't wear a speedo...

Setting: The day is sunny, the pool is busy, lifeguards on duty, birds singing, a beautiful summer day. Ezreal and Garen arrive with Lux. After claiming their poolside seating, Lux goes off on her own. : Don't go too far, Lux! Awkward silence. :You better watch yourself with my sister. :Don't worry, I won't do anything. Ezreal sits on the edge of the pool. : Besides, it's not like you're going to watch us when we're alone...riiight? ;) : HOW DARE YOU IMPLY THE IMPURITY OF MY SISTER! Garen shoves Ezreal into the pool. : -Gurgle!- Hey, I could have drowned! : It would have been...justice. Meanwhile, at the lifeguard stand... : Such beauty today, not a soul in trouble within my sight! Glances over, and sees Garen push Ezreal into the pool Uh oh, rough housing! I may need to go put a stop to it... but no one is hurt... and it's only Ezreal and Garen... Taric crosses his legs as his other "concern" begin to show... : I'll just keep a close eye for now. Back at the pool, things have escalated. : I'm just saying, your sister isn't so little anymore, if you get my meaning. :-Outrage boils- YOU DARE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF A YOUNG GIRL?! : Hey, I don't take advantage of anyone. If anything, she's the one trying to take advantage of me. I mean, you had to notice that string bikini she came here in. It must be so stifling living at home. : DEMACIA IS MY HOME! IT IS A PLACE OF RIGHTEOUSNESS AND ORDER! HOW DARE YOU! Garen roars and an eerie silence sets over the pool. The lifeguards become very intent on avoiding the situation - except one. : YOU WILL ANSWER TO YOUR CRIMES, VILLAIN! Garen cannonballs into the pool, striking the water with a calamitous force. A small tsunami rushes from his point of impact, sweeping Ezreal under the waves for a moment and catching unsuspecting Yordles in the tide. : SQUEEEEEEEEE! : HISSSSSSSS! :-GURGLE! CHOKE! COUGH- As he regains himself, he turns his angry stare to Garen. Taking both of his clenched hands, he swings them across the water's surface, bringing a small wave crashing against Garen's face.* : IMPUDENT BOY!

Garen dives under the water and darts towards Ezreal. Ezreal tries to maneuver as Garen grabs up at his ankles to pull him under. Garen misses, but instead, grabs his trunks. : H-HEY! GIVE THOSE BACK! Ezreal turns a full body shade of red as Garen swims below with his swimsuit. Seeing no other choice, Ezreal swims after them. Upon reaching the bottom of the pool, Ezreal grabs at Garen, trying to regain his missing trunks. Garen proves too nimble in the water, despite his large size, and Ezreal is left grasping at water. In one last moment of defiance, Ezreal chases left, then right, cornering Garen. Garen sees what has happened, and does the only thing he can, he goes up. Using the bottom of the pool for lift, Garen kicks off the bottom and propels himself upward, but not fast enough before Ezreal's hand grabs his own trunks, with the force of his kick giving little resistance as he swims right out of his swimsuit. On breaking the surface, Garen turns a bright shade of red. : How d-dare you, villain! Meanwhile at the lifeguard stand... After intently watching the ordeal - to make sure no one gets hurt, you know - Taric makes a decision. : These two are proving too disruptive! I must put my pride aside and put an end to it! And with that, Taric puts on his goggles, throws off his jacket, and dives into the pool, swimming towards the two rough housing gentlemen fighting over their swimsuits. The End!