Tahm Kench is so fat...

Tahm Kench is so fat, he took up all 3 bans.

Tahm kench is so gluttonous he can drink gragas under the table

Tahm kench is so ugly he gives malzahar malefic visions

tahm kench is so fat when cho gath ulted him, chogath exploded because he became so fat, he blew up

Tahm Kench is so ugly, whenever Nocturne uses his E on him, Nocturne is feared.

Tahm Kench is so fat even he couldn't fit in a bush!

Tahm Kench is so fat that the howling abyss snapped in two

(im bad at this)

Tahm Kench is so fat, if he gets too close to a yordle, they get pulled into his gravitational field and enter orbit.

Tahm Kench is so disgusting, even runs from him.

Tahm Kench is so fat... when Jarvan ults onto him, Jarvan's pushed out the ring!

Tehm Kench is so fat... If Blitz, thresh or Naut hooks him, Tehm doesn't move.

Tahm Kench is so fat... when Kha'Zix incorporated his traits, he developed kevlard.