When you realize you've gone too far

Doozku·5/16/2017, 2:36:22 AM·46 votes·1,967 views

It started from a friend. "Come on man," he said. "Only one time couldn't hurt!" I nodded my head in agreement. Surely, this would be a one done deal. I'd try it for a bit, and then put it down. But then it started. http://i.imgur.com/v1JL8wr.png It started consuming me. All I could do was play this cancer. I knew it was wrong. I knew it was hurting me. I knew it was hurting my teammates. But his embrace was so warm. So peaceful. All I wanted to do was play more Yasuo. More Yasuo... Yasuo... http://i.imgur.com/LBrPSEO.png I haven't left my basement in two weeks. My parents have disowned me after I bought two Samurai Swords, covered my room with anime posters, and began to swear at them in Japanese. All my friends have disowned me. I've dropped 5 ranks from feeding every game I play. I lost 28 from all the toxicity. All I have left is my Yasuo. But that's all I need. I'll play my Yasuo. I'll keep playing Yasuo. All I need is Yasuo. All I love is Yasuo. Soon... Yes very soon... When all the planets align... I shall finally be reunited with my favorite League of Legends character. Oh yasuo, I'm coming for you!

BREAKING NEWS: LOCAL TEEN FOUND DEAD WITH SAMURAI SWORD IN STOMACH AFTER FORNICATING WITH A PICTURE OF A DIGITAL CHARACTER

42 Comments

Fed by Snu Snu5/16/2017, 10:30:52 AM29 votes

And then the 10 bans nation attacked.

Randomonium5/16/2017, 1:53:02 PM3 votes

Does this mean we need to start a Yasuo mains anonymous group?

abca985/16/2017, 10:16:26 AM1 votes

Not sure If I should feel bad for you, or just despise you.

EPIKON5/16/2017, 1:50:00 PM1 votes

My mother warned me about you, you Yasuo Vayne and MasterYi players.

::dodge::

King Odin5/16/2017, 1:51:26 PM1 votes
Need Gold 4 Tent5/16/2017, 1:57:43 PM1 votes

I was about to see if the name "Cancer" was available, switch to it and spam a few Yasuo LeeSin Fizz games for the lulz. Wouldn't even matter if I fed.

Sraeg20135/16/2017, 7:03:39 PM1 votes

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Lord Galvatron5/16/2017, 11:41:15 PM1 votes

You should make this a educational story to warn people about the dangers of playing Yasuo. The general public needs to know. They deserve the truth!

RottedApples5/17/2017, 8:18:10 AM1 votes

i almost have mastery 5 on him. and i still rarely play him and am shit at him.

also vayne.

Nightshade Rose5/17/2017, 9:10:37 AM1 votes

I have played yasuo for 1 week got mastery 5 and came back to my beloved botlane as support and occationaly marksmen.

69469238DEL15/17/2017, 5:22:52 PM1 votes

[zombie-nunu-tears]

Warlord Scrap5/16/2017, 3:29:40 AM1 votes

Only a matter of time before you start boosting other accounts to afford mastery levels 6 and 7.

Sraeg20135/17/2017, 5:24:13 PM1 votes

You know what is ironic?

That this whole thread is basically a suicide joke, but when I post one it's suddenly against the rules and it gets removed.

Thanks mods. You never fail to deliver.

With dedication:

http://static.thefrisky.com/uploads/2010/06/26/red-necktie.jpg

This is a noose too. You casually wear it around your neck. Think about it.

Friendly Ram5/16/2017, 4:25:58 AM1 votes

ok why the red trinket for the hasagi?

Power Of Syndra5/16/2017, 10:11:47 AM1 votes

Why....

WHY DO YOU DO THAT?