When you realize you've gone too far

Doozku··46 votes·1,967 views

It started from a friend. "Come on man," he said. "Only one time couldn't hurt!" I nodded my head in agreement. Surely, this would be a one done deal. I'd try it for a bit, and then put it down. But then it started. http://i.imgur.com/v1JL8wr.png It started consuming me. All I could do was play this cancer. I knew it was wrong. I knew it was hurting me. I knew it was hurting my teammates. But his embrace was so warm. So peaceful. All I wanted to do was play more Yasuo. More Yasuo... Yasuo... http://i.imgur.com/LBrPSEO.png I haven't left my basement in two weeks. My parents have disowned me after I bought two Samurai Swords, covered my room with anime posters, and began to swear at them in Japanese. All my friends have disowned me. I've dropped 5 ranks from feeding every game I play. I lost 28 from all the toxicity. All I have left is my Yasuo. But that's all I need. I'll play my Yasuo. I'll keep playing Yasuo. All I need is Yasuo. All I love is Yasuo. Soon... Yes very soon... When all the planets align... I shall finally be reunited with my favorite League of Legends character. Oh yasuo, I'm coming for you!

BREAKING NEWS: LOCAL TEEN FOUND DEAD WITH SAMURAI SWORD IN STOMACH AFTER FORNICATING WITH A PICTURE OF A DIGITAL CHARACTER

42 Comments

Fed by Snu Snu29 votes

And then the 10 bans nation attacked.

Light Sovereign2 votes

and this time i dont want the avatar to save me from it

Randomonium3 votes

Does this mean we need to start a Yasuo mains anonymous group?

junglerboy162 votes

Nothing anonymous about it, believe me we can tell...

coeurloyal1 votes

Maybe the challenger gift this year will be a 1 season sober token. I don't think the Yasuo 1-tricks are getting there anyway lol

Warlord Scrap1 votes

Only a matter of time before you start boosting other accounts to afford mastery levels 6 and 7.

Tormentula1 votes

He died first.

Makes me wonder what his eulogy will be like.

Sraeg20135 votes

"Lived and died by the blade."

Need Gold 4 Tent1 votes

that's Talon though?

Sraeg20131 votes

Shinobi Talon skin confirmed?

coeurloyal1 votes

Nope.

Need Gold 4 Tent1 votes

listen to his pick quote, tense is a little different but pretty much exactly that.

coeurloyal1 votes

Oh that's right... maybe this is a shared quote? IIRC there are a few that are used across multiple champs, like that "Only fools pledge life" quote.

I'm not 100% sure; I tend to phase most of those out when I play... not that I play with Yasuo much.

Sraeg20131 votes

It's not shared. That was just the first thing that came to my mind there.

Doozku1 votes

"Death is like the wind. Always by my side."

Friendly Ram1 votes

ok why the red trinket for the hasagi?

Doozku1 votes

I was vs ap shaco and ap maokai ok?

Friendly Ram1 votes

Lol no problem. I'm was just suprised someone other than the support got one.

Doozku1 votes

I may be a Yasuo player, but that doesn't mean I'm not a team player!

Wait no yasuo players are team players. Never mind.

coeurloyal1 votes

I pick one up at lv.9 in the jungle every time. Don't most people? If not, they must have a really tough time ganking...

Power Of Syndra1 votes

Why....

WHY DO YOU DO THAT?

Sraeg20133 votes

You could say that he...

https://i.giphy.com/9wZuFnWreJQgU.gif

...didn't have the balls to continue living.

Light Sovereign1 votes

thats because eh always windwalls the balls Syndra throws at him.

Sraeg20131 votes

<Party pooper mode> Yasuo can't windwall thrown balls.

http://st.elohell.net/public/chill/f6095f74238da44888bdeb4d138ffbce.gif

Get dunked.

abca981 votes

Not sure If I should feel bad for you, or just despise you.

coeurloyal1 votes

Frodo: [of Yasuo Mains] "It's a pity Bilbo didn't ban him when he had the chance." Gandalf: "Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo?"

EPIKON1 votes

My mother warned me about you, you Yasuo Vayne and MasterYi players.

::dodge::

Need Gold 4 Tent1 votes

I was about to see if the name "Cancer" was available, switch to it and spam a few Yasuo LeeSin Fizz games for the lulz. Wouldn't even matter if I fed.

3TWarrior1 votes

how about "ItsMyCanSir"

lol

Doozku1 votes

Genious

3TWarrior1 votes

"itsInTheCanSir"

hidden joke XD

Sraeg20131 votes

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Mig891 votes

This is so wrong

Sraeg20132 votes

I know. It took me whole 10 minutes to make!

And now for the sake of "safe spaces", my hard work was removed.

Lord Galvatron1 votes

You should make this a educational story to warn people about the dangers of playing Yasuo. The general public needs to know. They deserve the truth!

RottedApples1 votes

i almost have mastery 5 on him. and i still rarely play him and am shit at him.

also vayne.

Nightshade Rose1 votes

I have played yasuo for 1 week got mastery 5 and came back to my beloved botlane as support and occationaly marksmen.

69469238DEL11 votes

[zombie-nunu-tears]

Sraeg20131 votes

You know what is ironic?

That this whole thread is basically a suicide joke, but when I post one it's suddenly against the rules and it gets removed.

Thanks mods. You never fail to deliver.

With dedication:

http://static.thefrisky.com/uploads/2010/06/26/red-necktie.jpg

This is a noose too. You casually wear it around your neck. Think about it.

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