The tale of Hasagi

Blåbæret·Apr 14, 2017·22 votes·1,076 views

-Hasagi hasagi hasagi - Wut, you want a can of ale? - Hasagi hasagi - Hasagi ale does not exist, if it does, I must taste it at once - Hasagi hasagi hasagi hasagi - Pretty sure he has a brain tumor, judging from my scans

- An ale made out of tumor? - I'd drink anything to get my dose of berserk - I suppose we could make an ale out of it - let's put him out of his misery - Clicks R

- What a refined, fruitful taste - what is it? - It is not so much about what it is or what it consists of, but rather about what science can achieve. In this case: ale.

11 Comments

Handy Sandy Apr 14, 201712 votes

Clicks R

Yasuo PRESSES W

BlåbæretApr 14, 20178 votes

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PRESSES W

Veigar Gets Q'd and dies.

IklaendiaApr 14, 20174 votes

Hasagi hasagi hasagi.

MelledoneusApr 14, 20175 votes

Yasuo HASAGI-HASAGI-HASAGI-HASAGI Ekko He's speeding up! At this rate, the fabric of space will be torn apart! Malphite I'll handle this. Presses E Yasuo HASAGIHASAGIHASAGIHASAGIHASAGI Jayce It didn't work! We must stop him NOW! Tryndamere RAAAAAAAARGH Swings sword and crushes Yasuo's head Yasuo HASAaaaaa...gi... powers down Azir I will take away this evil and seal it where it can never return again. Nasus Agreed. By my stacks, I shall guard his tomb, building stacks on any intruders that come.

Pr0MeisterApr 14, 20172 votes

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HASAGI-HASAGI-HASAGI-HASAGI He's speeding up! At this rate, the fabric of space will be torn apart! I'll handle this. Presses E HASAGIHASAGIHASAGIHASAGIHASAGI It didn't work! We must stop him NOW! RAAAAAAAARGH Swings sword and crushes Yasuo's head HASAaaaaa...gi... powers down I will take away this evil and seal it where it can never return again. Agreed. By my stacks, I shall guard his tomb, building stacks on any intruders that come.

We are entering an endless recursion of HASAGI

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Jhin : We are entering an endless recursion of HASAGI

Busty DemonessApr 14, 20172 votes

Heimerdinger May I attempt some applications with that drink? Viktor Sure, why not? *Proceeds to use it as mechanical lubrication for his turrets. They now fire much faster and without overheating.* My, what interesting results! You ought to help me get more. Viktor Get.... More...? Why yes. After all, it's a substance that warrants quite a bit of study! Gragas Ha... Sake... I... Has... Sake Viktor Come here Gragas. Let me help you sober up. Viktor *returns with a large drum of the fluid* Gragas is now sleeping off the hang over he got from his Sake.

3TWarriorApr 14, 20171 votes

except specifically part of gragas lore is that there is only one alcoholic beverage in existence that can get him truly drunk

Busty DemonessApr 14, 20172 votes

Shh. It's memes and games board.

3TWarriorApr 14, 20172 votes

Gragas : I'm here because someone claims that I got drunk? care to prove it? ~ pulls out giant barrel of alcohol*

Busty DemonessApr 14, 20171 votes

What? Have you never tried mixing Sake with that one beverage that CAN get you drunk?

3TWarriorApr 15, 20171 votes

you're right, though I have to warn you, I get cranky when I get drunk...been twenty years, give or take ~tosses crystal into the brew and it starts fizzing* Hoo boy, things are gonna get fun folks!