Your most played is going to kill you and your second most is ordered to protect you, how screwed ar
e you?
To kill me, 
to protect me. I'm fked we all know what happened when Yasuo was ordered to protect his elder dude.
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to kill me and 
to protect me. I have no idea if I'd survive or not, but I know that the attempt would make Michael Bay jealous. There would be comic book levels of destruction. It would be glorious.
to kill me and 
to protect me.
face palm
to kill me, 
to protect me. Not looking good
to kill me, 
to protect me. I'm gonna be protected by a drunkard. Goodbye world.
UNLESS: Azir is very close to Gragas and I haven't kept an eye on champion mastery lately. He might as well be second place now, in that case I can rest without fear.
kills me, 
protects me.
This does not work out, at all.
to kill me and 
to protect me. Swain's just gonna morph and eat me, I don't see how invunerablility for a few secs will help in that situation.
Edit: Well it actually turned about well after all. Taric and Swain got into a lengthy discussion about Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven". I used that time to escape.
trying to kill me and 
protecting me. IM GOOD
I was gunna say you'd die cause Udyr doesnt have skill shots but you know, you're reasoning works too.
TAHM KENCH IS GONNA EAT ME!
HELP ME THRESH!!!
blublublublublub
burp Need salt.
Going to kill me. 
Going to save me. Well this might take a while...
to kill me, 
to protect me.
I don't have to worry about Lux, I'll be killed accidentally by friendly fire.
is trying to kill me, 
guards me. this will be interesting
to kill me, and to protect me. To be honest, I'm not that screwed against Kindred. They're only gonna show up when I'm meant to die, and even then I have someone as armed to the teeth as Jinx is by my side. One's immortal and the other is remarkably good at surviving, and the fight would leave a large chunk of Runeterra in ruins after the most glorious fight ever.
to kill me, to protect me. sona gonna tilt, like everyone does against raka xD
So 
is going to try and kill me while 
is going to save me? I think Talon can handle Ahri pretty well.
Teemo tries to kill me, Shaco tries to protect me.
I mean, Teemo wouldn't kill me unless I had done something to deserve it, but for the same of the story... yeah I'm dead Shaco would just watch and pretend to 'protect' me for the fun of it.
is hunting me
is my guardian
im perfectly safe, Janna is the best support for any engages made on me
Talon to kill me, Yasuo to protect me. Whatever happens, it's gonna be one hell of a fight.
So 
would be trying to kill me, and 
would be the one to protect me.
Luckily for me Lucian's pretty damn strong right now, I think I'd be alright.
betrayed my trust, and now must fight to save me.
would be a good fight. could go either way, but according to lore, and logic, id die, cuz irelia has better training, more venues of attack, and magic to an extent.
rip me, but its not my fault shes so awwwwssssooommmmmeeeeeee
Trying to kill me and 
trying to protect me. Idk man, whichever snowballs first will decide my fate lol.
I'll play along.
Hmm...
to kill me and to protect me....
Welp I guess I can always just accept the fate and just take the arrow.
Taric won't need to protect me, udyr can't catch me if I'm driving a car. But then again he catches corki....
to kill me and 
to protect me. Well I have the timeless warlord against the scientist who messed himself up. hmmmm
To kill me, 
to protect me. I look forward to being dragged into a bush and brutally mauled, or seeing Jayce crush him before he gets to me.
Doesn't matter who's who, I'm probably going to be tickled to death.
All I wonder is... does it really taste like purple?
is set out to kill me and is set out to protect me. if we go by lore im fukked beyond belief if we go by game balanced id say im good
to attack me, and 
to protect me?
Well, either Tahm's goinna get a cannon barrage in the face, or GP will just leave me on an island and say he tried. xD
to kill me 
to protect me
To be honest i can't tell
Giant void killing machine
Has his ghost army
Trying to kill me
Trying to protect me
Bard, pick a dimension and lets get out of here!
to kill me and 
to protect me. I think im good
to kill me, 
to protect me.
Can't say i'm surprised darius would be the one to attack, but i'm feeling good about this one.
"Outsmart anyone you can't beat, and beat anyone you can't outsmart."
― Trundle
to kill me
to protect me
taps me on shoulder
http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : Not now Sona, I'm doing some work.
starts shaking me
http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : What is the problem?
points behind me
: Sup :p
http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : oh :(
dead
The end
to kill me, to protect me.
Well we could always eat oranges and be k.
wants to kill me, but he just can't seem to get that last sliver of health.
Too bad.
Janna to kill me and Cait to protect me.
i feel like i will be that 1hp adc with my support blitz hooking enemy xin zhao to me and cause my death.
to kill me and 
to protect me. Honestly, I doubt Zed would want to protect me.
to kill me
to protect me
I'm fucked.