We need to stop calling all champions cancer

The Deckowner·Jun 26, 2016·74 votes·3,928 views

are AIDS, not cancer. Get it right people.

75 Comments

Only Play DariusJun 26, 201629 votes

Vlad would need to Q MissFortune first.

The DeckownerJun 26, 201613 votes

wow that is a bit too much

UnbeatablePlayerJun 27, 201613 votes

If you're gonna make a joke about aids and then say someone else making a joke about aids is going too far, maybe you should not bother making jokes you can't handle lol

The DeckownerJun 27, 20166 votes

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UnbeatablePlayerJun 27, 201616 votes

LMFAO Triggered... it's like tumblr in real life form talking about a pixelated character being sexualized.

The DeckownerJun 27, 20163 votes

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UnbeatablePlayerJun 27, 201615 votes

She's not a real person. Twitch is stinky and eats poop. oh man will you get offended at that because twitch is a rat but that doesn't mean he stinks and eats poop?

The DeckownerJun 27, 20162 votes

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UnbeatablePlayerJun 27, 20168 votes

kid, it was just a joke, get over yourself, it's just jokes. go wank to mf some more

The DeckownerJun 27, 20166 votes

http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/03/Nevermind-reaction-gifs.gif?gs=a

SpôôkedJun 28, 20162 votes

Stop. This is the LoL boards, not your tumblr feed

KANYE OBAMA GODJun 27, 20166 votes

Hey, I don't eat poop. I eat garbage, get it right.

judgebeanheadJun 27, 201622 votes

Aids is an STD... MF is a sexualized character. The joke makes sense.

You're joking about illnesses that kill thousands of people each year. You have zero ground to stand on in saying this went too far.

Sugar MommaJun 27, 20163 votes

Holy crap I main MissFortune and it took me a second to get that. I almost fell off my chair LOL

xShapoopyJun 27, 20162 votes

I still can't figure it out o.O help me understand??

Spizzle9000Jun 27, 20161 votes

AIDs is an STD, which whores often have.

The WhamboozlerJun 27, 20161 votes

Also we all know MF abuses heroin pretty hard. Unclean needles man.... They'll get ya!

Spizzle9000Jun 28, 20161 votes

Ehhh, I personally doubt she's a heroin addict.

The WhamboozlerJun 28, 20161 votes

Ya couldn't just let me make a joke, could you? :-(

SpôôkedJun 28, 20161 votes

I mean that laugh when she ults says otherwise ;P

Sugar MommaJun 30, 20161 votes

AIDs is transmitted through blood to blood contact ( Vladimir 's Q is a "transfusion" of blood). AIDs is an STD so a whore like MissFortune would probably have it.

Sugar MommaJun 27, 20166 votes

Holy crap I main MissFortune and it took me a second to get that. I almost fell off my chair LOL

AFK PushJun 27, 20162 votes

Dirty Dirty Girl.

Jet SettJun 26, 20168 votes

Malzahar : Space AIDS

Vladimir : Super AIDS; With as much blood he's transfused as he's probably just throwing his own on you, literally dropping your defenses (immune system)

The DeckownerJun 26, 201612 votes

Blood transmittion is the main method of transmitting AIDS. http://i.imgur.com/IW8simF.gif?noredirect

TouchFluffyTaìlJun 27, 20168 votes

Malzahar Vladimir Might be aids. but Yasuo Zed are cancer.

Ariel the CruelJun 27, 20162 votes

Nidalee At least they get close and have restricted mobility.

BârdJun 27, 20167 votes

Varus is cancer.

Seriously, those legs have some horrid purple tumors.

Wandering F BJun 27, 20163 votes

Teemo is fking STD

billxxJun 27, 20165 votes

Teemo is like sexually transmitted polio

The 2nd HorsemanJun 27, 20161 votes

But how can you get sexual while you have polio to transmit and STD variant of it?

billxxJun 27, 20161 votes

Lie about it

The 2nd HorsemanJun 27, 20162 votes

I don't think you know what polio is. There is a severe velocity needed for thrusting barrier you usually can't past.

The WhamboozlerJun 27, 20161 votes

... are you implying people have sex with Teemo... or that having sex will make you break out in Teemos?

Either way, it's horrifying.

Over InnsmouthJun 27, 20162 votes

https://m.popkey.co/0be49d/DyR4M.gif?c=popkey-web&p=popkey&i=mrw-reactions&l=direct&f=.gif

Nah you're great. You own that deck.

Mad King HadesJun 26, 20161 votes

You are right, they are sudden and quick. Mordekaiser vs Yasuo is cancer

Dr PoroJun 26, 20162 votes

AIDS isn't sudden and quick, though. You can live with HIV for over 50 years with one pill a day now. (Still wouldn't suggest getting it, the medicines have some side effects too)

billxxJun 27, 20162 votes

Really? Gosh darn and I was just about to got get me some AIDS

Dr PoroJun 28, 20161 votes

I added the last the last thing because the incidence of HIV and other STDs are rising in the western countries since AIDS has become less life-threatening. People are having more unprotective sex now as they're less afraid of the consequences. It's still very wise to use a condom, though, as STDs are still a huge nuissance and omnipresent.

billxxJun 28, 20161 votes

It was a joke

Dr PoroJul 5, 20161 votes

I know it was a joke, but after reading what I wrote, I felt like I had to clarify.

Malicious MetalJun 26, 20167 votes

{quoted}

You are right, they are sudden and quick. Mordekaiser vs Yasuo is cancer

How is playing Morde into Yasuo cancer? The guy counters any kind of melee assassins. Though I personally hate this matchup, Yasuo's just so very tilting by default, even if you beat him.

Mad King HadesJun 27, 20164 votes

I meant that it is an easy matchip for us as Mordekaiser. Plus+ Its fun when the Yasuo's tilt. They go screaming that Morde is broken, that he should be nerfed, that he is cancerous, etc...

Mistress MadokaJun 27, 20161 votes

Morde is my favourite :P

SpôôkedJun 28, 20161 votes

I ban Yasuo every game, regardless of what team hes on. I hate seeing him. I hate him on my team. I hate him on the enemy team. Hes always a god on the enemy team but dashes into a 1v5 on my team and ends 1/10. But I mainly ban him cause I hate hearing HASAGI HASAGI HASAGI HASAYO HASAGI every 2 seconds LOL :P

Tentacle LoveJun 27, 20161 votes

No no no.

Supports are Aides. not Cancer.

GibberwattJun 28, 20161 votes

Supports are band-aids.

CarameI FrappeJun 27, 20161 votes

Vayne has it but doesn't share that info with her Support ... rip.

Ariel the CruelJun 28, 20163 votes

Pretty sure Vayne has rabies, not Aids. Blindly charges and attacks anything that moves, no matter what the cost. Can't be controlled or predicted, even by her trainers. communication is incomprehensible non-sense most of the time. Only option is to let her die.

CarameI FrappeJun 28, 20161 votes

Akali Shen Kennen "Do you have interest working in the medical field ... ?"