Boards qq in parody lyrics

(Just being silly, if you got a silly song/lyrics that fit, post it )

Blowin' in the Rift, parody of "Blowin' in the Wind" by Bob Dylan

How many times must you fill support Before you can play your main? How many scuttle crabs must your jungler farm Before he ganks your lane?

How many times must the cannonballs fly Before Gp's forever banned? The answer, my friend, is blowing in the Rift The answer is blowing in the Rift

How many years must Malphite exist Before his binary kit is remade? How many ip must you farm Before runes are allowed to be free?

How many times can a summoner tunnel vision And pretend that he just lagged? The answer, my friend, is blowing in the Rift The answer is blowing in the Rift

How many times must a man look up builds Before he can play a champion properly? How many reports must one man have Before he can stop being toxic?

How many deaths will it take till he knows That too many people have fed? The answer, my friend, is blowing in the Rift The answer is blowing in the Rift