Your top 3 mastery champions get in a drunken argument...

Mister Support·8/31/2016, 2:44:36 AM·11 votes·2,140 views

What is it about and how does it end?

For me: Thresh Nami Braum

Braum keeps using Unbreakable to stop Thresh from collecting souls, meanwhile Thresh is just getting more upset with each moment and Nami is there trying to heal Thresh's victims...

In the end Thresh angrily brings up that he's just lonely and the souls keep him company, ending the night with awkward silence...

Enjoy!

72 Comments

TouchFluffyTaìl8/31/2016, 3:27:23 AM8 votes

Ahri MissFortune Sona Backpain...

Handy Sandy 8/31/2016, 3:32:20 AM8 votes

Syndra Veigar HAUHAUAH MORE POWER!

Cassiopeia IDK MY LORE IT JUST SAYS IM A SNAKE

The End

Blue Moon Wolf8/31/2016, 8:41:48 AM5 votes

MonkeyKing Gnar Taric

Taric: Oh my god Wukong... you... you NEEEED me to help you get a new outfit. hiccup That "armor dress" thing is SOOOOO 2011.

MonkeyKing: So mister former pizza feets is gonna give me fashion tips? You used to look like a knight that was WAAAAY too into bedazzling.

Taric: HEY!... I'll have YOU know I am now the most fabulous looking champ there is right now.

Gnar: RAaaaaaarrrrrr burp Wuba shuba maka.... DEMAGLIO. HA! falls over

Taric: Oh please, you're wearin' a loin cloth and a bird skull. That's a double faux pas... Little squirrel... thing. MonkeyKing: Wait, you understood that?

Taric: Nooo... but it sounded insulting >_>

Sona x Rubick8/31/2016, 10:02:42 AM4 votes

Darius Jhin Sona

Sona passed out darius is telling jhin to fight like a man jhin is telling darius that his bleed lasts 5 seconds, and that darius sucks at art.

Mad King Hades8/31/2016, 9:56:29 AM4 votes

Mordekaiser Olaf Zed

Mordekaiser : Shut up fool! Once was enough

Zed : Keeps laughing

Olaf : You have no worth Zed. Quit laughing!

Zed : Keep laughing

Olaf : Urge to kill rising.

Mordekaiser : Death is too good for the likes of him.

Zed : Is still laughing.

Olaf : Hahaha Swings axe.

Mordekaiser : You fool intercepts axe

Olaf and Mordekaiser start fighting while Zed keeps on laughing the whole time. Zed was the real winner in this fight 0_0.

Enchanté8/31/2016, 1:09:41 PM3 votes

Lux "A double rainbow is a phe-" Jinx "ITS JINX!" laughs hysterically Lux Jinx both laughs hysterically now Katarina "SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP" throws and misses dagger Lux Jinx continues laughing hysterically Katarina "Fuck, I miss my father"

The end

Officer Zyra 8/31/2016, 3:30:33 AM3 votes

Sona Bard Zyra i guess zyra complains about people while the other to just listen.

zacktootall8/31/2016, 3:19:58 AM2 votes

Vi Nasus Olaf Olaf makes a joke about Vi and they start fighting with Vi's mobility giving her the upper hand (lol). Nasus is injoying a book and drink when mid fight someone somehow knocks Nasus' drink on to his book. then Nasus gets pissed and jumps in to the fight and immediately knock Olaf out of the fight (and out of the country) with one swing and after another oh hour or so of that Vi somehow wins against Nasus (guess which one i like more then guess which one is closer to rank 7 mastery...). this is how i wish my real games went.

Jofeyy8/31/2016, 3:39:08 PM2 votes

Yasuo takes Zed and Velkoz out for drinks.

Yasuo is unphased since hes a massive alchoholic Zed 's Shadows hustle people at the pool table. Velkoz Doesn't understand alcohol and destroys the bar with his laser in order to absorb it. He then discovered the meaning of life and begins rambling pie. 3.1415............

Yasuo and Zed carry his drunk tentacle ass home.

Skelenth8/31/2016, 2:25:31 PM2 votes

XerathVelkozJhin Remember this picture? http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/5036369_700b.jpg

It's the opposite

Asudurga8/31/2016, 5:58:46 PM2 votes

Dunkmaster Darius, Zed, Final Boss Veigar

Veigar keeps stacking off of drinks while a drunk Zed plays pool against a drunk Darius with his shadows. Darius gets pissed and dunks the table, attempting to catch Zed who can't even switch places with his shadow without bumping into things. He makes Veigar spill his drink, Veigar tries to ult Zed but accidentally casts Dark Matter.

Bar is destroyed and all three leave after agreeing to never speak of this again.

MavenSong8/31/2016, 3:53:14 AM2 votes

Hm...

Ashe and Sejuani get over a fight about probably Ashe wanting to pay the bill but Sejuani is having none of that. They end up getting in a fight which somehow leads to them making out but it stops when Ashe (clearly the lightweight of the two) starts throwing up and passes out on the table. Sejuani Keeps try to argue with her (for who knows what reason) and Sona is just wondering why she visited the bar with these 2 instead of Ahri. (Of course Sona took pics, what good is blackmail without pictures?)

Unlucky478/31/2016, 9:56:28 PM2 votes

Fiora Nidalee Khazix

someone do mine for me im curious what you guys think

Statikin8/31/2016, 3:56:51 AM2 votes

Velkoz Wow this human drink is badass, it cleans my eye Xerath (Alcohol falls thru body and evaporates...) Quinn see I told you guys

Lasers, birds and arcane energy ensues...

PalPlays8/31/2016, 4:48:41 AM2 votes

Oooh ooh oh! I love these!

I feel like Skarner and RekSai would either be constantly squabbling, or staring into each other's eyes while Karma would be afraid that one of the two titanic beasts (in lore they're both about the size of a house) might squash her.

EvilUnicornLord8/31/2016, 3:10:13 AM2 votes

Poppy Tristana Taric

Poppy is telling a really bad joke she can't even finish to the point that Tristana blows up the tavern in frustration. Good thing we have a support here.

XLC9/3/2016, 6:11:52 AM1 votes

Thresh Ezreal Janna I think Ezreal's gonna end up paying Janna $2.95 a minute and Thresh will either join in for funzies or just leave...

Void Nargacuga8/31/2016, 5:42:07 AM1 votes

Malzahar Veigar Leona

I have no clue... Please send help to figure this out.

GULAG 4 U8/31/2016, 11:13:43 AM1 votes

Master Yi, Kha'zix and Yasuo.

I???

Isaacorion8/31/2016, 5:08:40 PM1 votes

Morgana TwistedFate Ezreal

I'd say Ezreal started it, whining about Morgana's pool "accidentally" killing minions. T Fate just laughs, Morgana starts chanting her Soul Shackles. T Fate ults away (to an unknown location in his drunken state), Ezreal goes to Arcane Shift away but teleports into a table and knocks everything over. Morgana starts laughing and her Soul Shackles cancel. Orders another drink as Ezreal staggers back to his feet.

TheMinez8/31/2016, 5:24:11 PM1 votes

KogMaw Singed Bard Kog does his ingame joke then falls over from the brew Singed made. Singed keeps on running around the bar farming and Bard uses his E to take them home for the night.

Phoenixcresset8/31/2016, 7:11:15 PM1 votes

Poppy, Quinn and Yasuo

Quinn starts it, laughing about the fact Poppy didn't found the hero for ages, Yasuo tries to calm down the thing, Poppy says she can handle the hammer, ulting in the bar, Yasuo is knocked down, Poppy falls asleep (because drunk), Quinn use Valor to get out of here while Yasuo, in his last breath, says :"Follow the wind, Quinn"

gileskd8/31/2016, 8:24:24 PM1 votes

Galio Singed Taric singed: no one can survive my poison! Mwahahahaha galio : that's cute singed ;) singed: what did you say punk (chases galio around the room) taric: Bartender another drink please singed: (from the far end of the room) Ill Be right there

Mathlete8649/1/2016, 2:01:41 AM1 votes

Annie RekSai Alistar ... Annie has been drinking?

Spaceman5pff9/1/2016, 3:49:43 AM1 votes

Elise Rengar Poppy

So Poppy is fighting with Rengar because she doesn't want him hunting things because he might kill the Hero. Meanwhile Elise just wants them to shut up so she can seduce a man with her evil lures.

Bârd9/1/2016, 11:25:15 AM1 votes

Bard ... Sona ... Heimerdinger SzcIENzCE ISsss Thza FYUUTUUUUURE

TheTrueQuarian9/1/2016, 1:51:43 PM1 votes

Twitch Teemo Thresh For some reason i don't think this will end well.

Gwellaouen9/1/2016, 2:21:01 PM1 votes

Thresh Feeding all of his souls like they were his babies and Malzahar begging him to do the same with his voidings. Meanwhile, Nami spilling water everywhere. At one point the water hiting the souls and voidings. Thresh & Malzahar passed the rest of day running after Nami never catching her.

PureSilvrr9/3/2016, 5:58:08 AM1 votes

Fiddlesticks Malzahar Zilean No Clue what would happen, someone make something up

Hoi Im Temmo8/31/2016, 2:51:47 AM1 votes

Teemo Singed DrMundo Honestly I can't really imagine them not getting along.....