I am outraged by the new Urgot

Barcid·Jul 9, 2017·5 votes·448 views

Old Urgot had 4 legs, the new one has 6.

: YOU HAVE RUINED PERFECTION.

Edit: Get it down to -4.

Double edit: Now get all comments up to 4 and all my responses down to -4.

10 Comments

Rapid DoeJul 9, 20172 votes

here, it's down to negative four for you lol

BarcidJul 9, 2017

Perfection.

Unlike new Urgot.

3TWarriorJul 9, 20172 votes

you fool! you have ruined perfection! There must never be anything negative about FOUR!

BarcidJul 9, 2017

The positive 4 must be balanced by the negative! Think of it as if it's a battery - a positive and negative flow charges us all up and keeps everything flowing perfectly. In iterations of 4's of course.

Therefore, the entire universe is kept running by the presence of +/- 4, as it was meant to be. For that is perfection.

And then IN COMES THE FUCKING URGOT REWORK, MAKING IT 6.

3TWarriorJul 9, 20172 votes

but such logic is flawed, for there are no negatives in life or to FOUR!

one can be negative, but a number can not. It can only represent a subtraction or an electrical charge, not the perfection that is FOUR

BarcidJul 9, 2017

Exactly my point. The negative electrical charge. Therefore, -4 is not at all a negative thing in feeling or in art, only in the ways of the universe in which a negative charge exists. That is why -4 is needed as much as 4 to maintain FOUR in everything!

3TWarriorJul 9, 20172 votes

"one, two, three, four" when does one count in negatives? "one, two, three, four" "one, two, three, four" "one, two, three four"

BarcidJul 9, 2017

Assumedly there is an alternate reality in which all people count in the opposite direction.