Yes, I still remember my first pvp game which I locked in katarina with smite. Koz it deals true damage instantly. Ignite is so underpowered right? A good fellow asked me why, and I said "Can't you see the damage?"
The next game i proceeded to go varus adc with three trinity forces. I really didint see tons of damage so rito must have scammed me of my cash.
Man im good...
I'M INVINCIBLE
When i 1st started playing i didn't understand buying into items. So i would save up for the 3-4k gold i need. People would always ask me "you savin that cash up for something?" and i always thought they were dumb for wasting money on those cheap lame items.
Didn't know what a meta was, filled and went 
mid, and they said to be wary of enemy
.
Turns out was mid so I got scared and was like "plz no omg" so our 
switched with me and I went botlane and got wrecked for a bit, but the enemy team ended up surrendering at 20 for some reason and I remember thinking "wow a surrender? so lame!"
I really appreciated my nice teammates; I remember being like "honor 4 all!!1!!" [slayer-jinx-catface]
was the best item in the game since it was the most expensive and had the most stats. I would save up for it all the time.
when I bought her and I swear I would be able to take her top lane and wreck everyone. I thought I was pro for ward jumping too.
and I thought it wouldn't be so good for me. That is the only habit I still have, since I rarely roll with flash.
were the only good boots I used to think since the movement speed was high and you could get to lane faster
bot used to annoy the hell out of me with all that healing, I thought no one could 1v1 him and thought he would be hard to kill.
was an old man judging by the animations since I thought she was limping with a cane.
with on every ranged champion
would be my go to since I thought I could spam is ult as much as I wantedSomething something something Annie something buying something Panda Annie something didn't play another champ til lvl 22
When i started at first i used to build only HP items so i wouldn't get killed so easily Welp it didn't worked out on ashe i can tell you that mutch ._.
+ 
= The new adc meta i am telling you...
(Don't do this in ranked ques you will get reported :P)
Teammate: "Vlad go bot." Me: (In top lane, happily farming away at creeps which I thought were the 'bots') "I am."
Or when I didn't have any concept of map awareness: "Man I'm doing pretty good I've already gotten the second tower down." DEFEAT
I screwed up with that Smite too...
Janna top op
I just sorta played bots till i was level 10 and at least had a decent idea of what I was doing. Though my first PvP game I seem to recall going tryndamere top with a Cassiopeia lane partner (a person who would go on to be one of my best friends in this game to this very day) against an Olaf/Jax. I was joking around with her all game after we'd killed our lane for the 4th or 5th time I was like "Cass these toys are broken FETCH ME ANOTHER!!" towerdiving for the absolute most retarded reasons of "They're alive and I have ult FOLLOW ME SNAKE LADY!" but getting away with it because undying rage (which got me into a VERY bad habit when I tried to learn another champion) Always rushing infinity edge on the basis of "I like it's name the most" (Lucky me it wasn't a completely stupid option on tryndamere at the time, not that I actually knew that of course) and of course getting executed 4 times every game for 12 games straight the first time I tried to learn jungling.
Life was good back then, I was able to have pure dumb fun. Now... Now I know things.... I can't get away with being stupid for the sake of fun anymore, because my muscle memory knows better than that now. Part of me kinda pines for those crazy days again but I know how painful those games would be to watch today.
EDIT: Oh almost forgot, I don't care who you are we've ALL done this at one point or another
I remember picking khazix just because he looks badass and only maxing and using the spikes because I could spam it, and also yelling why couldnt use it more when I was clearly oom.
I didn't know in game items existed. I played about five games before I figured it out.
