I sexually identify myself as.....

awdaf·10/12/2016, 3:27:13 AM·3 votes·885 views

A Samsung Galaxy Note 7

6 Comments

MagicFlyingLlama10/12/2016, 3:30:34 AM1 votes

Not an attack helicopter?

EvilUnicornLord10/12/2016, 3:38:20 AM1 votes

I sexually identify myself as a male homo sapiens.

That means I'm a guy.

TyrekGoldenspear10/12/2016, 3:39:25 AM1 votes

A male human being.

Becuase that is what i am.

Demon King Maou10/12/2016, 3:45:30 AM1 votes

A Teemo

Kitty Darkstar10/12/2016, 3:59:20 PM1 votes

I sexually identify as the metaphorical personification of Death

Oleandervine10/12/2016, 4:00:53 PM1 votes

So you burst into flames when people get you charged up?