"Support, you have to play this champion and build thi-"

Lost R·Jun 27, 2016·73 votes·3,652 views

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CannonLordFreedJun 27, 201648 votes

PREACH!

A true story:

Ezreal Alright support pick Blitz and we'll be set.

Me, a Zyra main: I don't own blitz. I can play Thresh.

Ezreal pick blitz, blitz is so much better.

Zyra Still don't own blitz, who is not better than thresh, and just for that, I'll carry you.

Zyra gets first blood, finishes game 12/3 and carries team hard.

Ezreal WTF report this noob support shouldn't have kills.

I had sightstone, I bought pink wards. I did nothing wrong.

VerxintJun 27, 201617 votes

I did nothing wrong.

Objectively false, there's almost no chance you made 0 mistakes that game. They may have just been small mistakes that didn't matter :P

HayRossJun 28, 201637 votes

See, at 14:24, you placed a ward that would provide slightly larger amounts of vision if you placed it 7 units to the left, meaning that you are the shittiest support to ever live kill urself fajita i did ur mom gg ff at 20

WimbledofyJun 28, 20165 votes

"fajita" lel XD, gonna add that to my list of insults that aren't really insults.

aLawfulFalafelJun 28, 20161 votes

i would be insulted... especially if you called me an illega fajita :)

bulldoggamerJun 28, 20162 votes

Don't you know that CannonLordFreed is one of Faker's NA accounts? He did nothing wrong and can 1v1 you to prove it.

CannonLordFreedJun 28, 20161 votes

I wanna say this is wrong but I've also 1v1'd a zed as bard and won but at the same time I'm also silver III.

moraysharkJun 28, 20163 votes

http://media.lolusercontent.com/api/embedly/1/image/resize?url=http%3A%2F%2Forig04.deviantart.net%2Fda6f%2Ff%2F2013%2F363%2F0%2F9%2Fsisters_by_lefreaks-d6zziro.gif&key=a45e967db0914c7fb472fd4381e6c85b&width=425&height=800

bulldoggamerJun 28, 20162 votes

Bard actually has higher base damage than zed and wouldn't be a terrible 1v1 choice

CannonLordFreedJun 28, 20161 votes

Yeah, but Zed players like to juke and think they're better than everyone so I'm still proud.

Friendly RamJun 27, 20165 votes

Normally go fatfish the moment the adc starts bitching in champ select. Build eye of the mountain and then full tank. Nobody can run from the fish.

HayRossJun 28, 201611 votes

If the ADC starts bitching, play the fish and spit them under their turret

DarkRitualJun 28, 20161 votes

Build Phantom Dancer. No escape level: over 9000.

Friendly RamJun 28, 20161 votes

nah swifties tounge and deadmans

DicersonJun 28, 20161 votes

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Normally go fatfish the moment the adc starts bitching in champ select. Build eye of the mountain and then full tank. Nobody can run from the fish.

But zyra isn't a fish.

Theiki KayleJun 28, 20163 votes

Zyras that DON'T have kills should be reported for not trying hard enough.

A Zyra having more kills, assists and damage dealt than the rest of her team is a pretty common thing.

ChatillonJun 28, 201622 votes

ADC: Go blitz!

**Me: ** _ hovers Bard_

ADC: BLITZ BLITZ BLITZ BLITZ BLITZ BLITZ

Me: I need to be free to roam, like a gazelle Locks Bard

moments later...

Queue has been disbanded

BlanchimontJun 28, 201612 votes

{quoted}

ADC: Go blitz!

**Me: ** _ hovers Bard_

ADC: BLITZ BLITZ BLITZ BLITZ BLITZ BLITZ

Me: I need to be free to roam, like a gazelle Locks Bard

moments later...

Queue has been disbanded

People have done this to me as well to try to get me to play an initiator/tank support with the new champion select and they actually wasted bans on Soraka and Zyra to try to get me to play Braum or Thresh. I just went Lux instead.

ChatillonJun 28, 201619 votes

We support players are an angsty breed

We are already doing community service, at the very least we should be able to do it our way

MeBuffULongTimeJun 28, 20167 votes

Exactly, trust us to do our job lol

aLawfulFalafelJun 28, 20161 votes

agreed, i mean, suggesting a champ is fine and all, but dont TELL someone what to play

i've had people try and tell me what champ i "need" to use top lane, i usually won't pick said champ and simply reply "dodge then" when they start raging as this clearly isnt a person i want to play with anyways

DarkRitualJun 28, 20163 votes

Raka and Zyra banned? Better go Taliyah.

If adc gets testy in champ select, I just pick someone I can waveclear with (Usually Morgana) for when they die being an idiot.

DeliothJun 28, 20164 votes

People need to learn that Blitz is shit late unless he gets a lead. And support mains can do SO MUCH MORE with any support other than Blitz. That Thresh main will hit his hooks, which is a longer CC than blitz Q+E, jump in for another 1/2 second knockup, pull your toplaner in and stop the enemy with the box. On blitz, he'll hit a hook+knockup and stand around for the rest of the fight.

ChatillonJun 28, 201612 votes

Blitz : pulls tank into fight

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&ved=0ahUKEwiWp7Kr58nNAhXrDpoKHVdFDgkQjBwIBA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb26%2Foldboy12%2FBioshock%2Fwer.gif&psig=AFQjCNHYoqRYb1UukWbGAjtAnnP1Kedu1A&ust=1467171877403317 "my work here is done"

MavenSongJun 27, 201615 votes

My response:

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/thehungergamesrp/images/b/b0/Harry-potter-who-are-you.gif/revision/latest?cb=20150615000238

KONO RUBICK DAJun 27, 20169 votes

John ce-- oh wait, i'm rubick

aLawfulFalafelJun 28, 20165 votes

AND HIS NAME IS JOOOOOOOHN SOOOOONAAAA

Surge06Jun 27, 201625 votes

I'm just a guy who's a support for fun. one shots enemy carry

ChatillonJun 28, 20169 votes

But in reality, the carry one shots themselves https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7ZeNi3uEfYRM56tG/giphy.gif

BoundaryBreakerJun 28, 20163 votes

ONE PUUUNNNNCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!

DarkRitualJun 28, 20162 votes

I love casually walking onto lane an 1v1 kilking the enemy adc. Then walk away with 75% health. Bitches don't know about my Morgana flash ult.

esmelarJun 27, 201610 votes

Easy I just tell them:

Disculpe Señor no le entiendo.

Friendly RamJun 28, 20162 votes

En ingles por favor?

Toa InnodenceJun 28, 20162 votes

(clears throat for best pedro accent): "sorry sir, I don't understand"

FritterzJun 28, 20161 votes

Huevos

S H A Y C 0Jun 28, 201610 votes

I was asked to play braum instead of my personal support pick..."braum has more cc for the team" Then he first picks jax top lane.

My response

"So does Nautilus, but i dont see you picking him top..."

#REKT

Beached ManateeJun 27, 20165 votes

I actually always ask what kind of support the adc wants. I don't always do what they say, but I do take it into consideration.

ArkatraJun 28, 20165 votes

I'm that kind of ADC who will never mind what kind of support you're going to pick. I don't mind what support someone picks, no joke. (You can't name a champion i haven't got as supprot already). I just getting sad when i'm just coming home from work, want to play a game. Everything is fine till my support just think one, walk to the karma for an autoattack and agro 1.5 waves minion to himself in the process. He lost 40-50% hp in a few second. Enemy botlane engaged on him, while i tried to save him by rooting the enemy adc (jhin W), but was in the radium of twitch E, he died. I apologized for not being able to heal in time. I was tired, i was sure he is out of the range. From that moment, my support (Bard) started trolling. travel journaled into karma+twitch. Exhausted the enemy jungler's invade after the enemy jungler killed our jungler. He ulted the enemy, saved the enemy, and he ever confirmed it.

I wasn't saying anything besides "Why you're doing this", because one death is not a reason to troll, mainly if the other is sorry for it. Reading the comment i see only the "adcs are a jerk" meaning in most of them. While may there is a reason why few ADC acting the way they do. Not a reason to be toxic, but sometimes it's the support who is toxic. Way less than ADC, but they're around. Not always the support is the victim ... I'm not considering myself as a toxic, nor flamer one, but sometimes, after such of games i wondering if it may have been a bad idea to start ADC. Because it's not only the support who have to trust in the adc, adc has to do the same. After all, support is who carrying you to be able to carry. May we need even more trust in you than you do into us.

RookPusherJun 28, 20164 votes

1000% upvotes

yoniameJun 28, 20163 votes

that's only 10

The LasherJun 28, 20162 votes

This is exactly how it feels to play a support. You sir, TAKE THIS UPVOTE! [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

DarkRitualJun 28, 20162 votes

Riven locks last pick in draft. "Support rush Locket."

Zyra first pick. "..."

LithiumWednesdayJun 29, 20162 votes

Although I guess it should be said: people trying to play some diet AP carry BS as "support" is the worst

Like if you're not going to take exhaust or get a sightstone just queue for mid.

Don't be Sona summoner 14 summoner 4 item 3020 item 3057 item 3113 item 3303 that guy

DrCyanideJun 28, 20161 votes

As long as you buy these, I don't really care that much - item 2049 item 3341

YrzenJun 29, 20161 votes

They also need one of these item 3301 item 3302 item 3303

Doran's start Supports are just obnoxious. Part of the item goes to waste and they lose out on gold because of it.

Eye items exist, there's really no excuse not to get sightstone and a gold gen. item on Supports anymore.

ZekeKnightJun 30, 20161 votes

Is it bad that when I play support, which is often, I get the proper gold item, refillable pot, and sweeper, under the intention that I'm rushing sightstone?

YrzenJun 30, 20161 votes

That is completely 100% what Supports should be doing, though i recommend yellow trinket for early wards before Sightstone, then Switch to red when it's finished.

I personally prefer upgrading the gold gen. item before getting sightstone, but that's just me.

ZekeKnightJun 30, 20161 votes

Really? I've had adcs, like a Varus that flamed me for doing that. He was like, "You should get that at 6", but if lane's doing fine I can potentially get sightstone on my first back, I can get it much earlier, like 3 or 4. (Adcs have also yelled at me for cs'ing as a support when I'm procing Relic Shield)