Hey Riot; I know how to fix this SQ vs DQ rage problem

IGotScuttleCrabs·Jun 3, 2016·113 votes·3,295 views

Buff all in one patch. Then everyone will have a new topic to move on to!

/S [slayer-jinx-catface]

44 Comments

3ofGot40veJun 3, 201645 votes

https://camo.githubusercontent.com/ab2dd3806ccc7f5e70e3ae1a2134518ddae5cacc/687474703a2f2f7265616374696f6e676966732e75732f77702d636f6e74656e742f75706c6f6164732f323031332f30322f7570766f74655f63687269737469616e5f62616c652e676966

Remlap1223Jun 3, 201624 votes

Fiora Kalista Riven Thresh Vayne Yasuo How could you forget all these champions? If you're going to farm upvotes, DO IT RIGHT!

NB moneyJun 4, 20161 votes

I thought kal got nerfed to hell in the start of s6?

IGotScuttleCrabsJun 4, 201612 votes

Exactly why she needs buffs. She's not shitting on everyone as easily anymore

Remlap1223Jun 4, 20161 votes

She did (still not enough, fuck Kalista so hard), but that's why she's on the list.

NB moneyJun 4, 20161 votes

kal is my fav, but she is just impossible to play now.

Ariel the CruelJun 5, 20161 votes

I admit: I'm biased. Very biased. So keep that in mind when I say:

GOOD.

Next stop: Kench.

NB moneyJun 5, 20161 votes

then trundel!

Photos of GhostsJun 4, 20161 votes

Because they're much more far off from being OP, so we'd need more effort for the explosion.

stealthfox94Jun 3, 201623 votes

At this point I'd rather see people complaining about those champs than the hate fest on these boards right now.

MarshbouyJun 3, 20162 votes

me too

DioxaoJun 3, 201623 votes

Hahaha don't forget Ekko

Make him tankier
Add more base damage
Watch the boards and Reddit explode.

Faceroll TacticsJun 3, 201633 votes

Give him 17 more passives too.

MhihnjJun 4, 20165 votes

all of them 3 hits

SlitherInYoDMsJun 5, 20161 votes

That all give you 1000% MS and invulnerability

TakethehelmJun 4, 20161 votes

More minigames too.

Virgin RayJun 4, 20161 votes

Make his ult knockback people inside the radius and deal an extra 300 damage if they hit a wall.

President Swa1nJun 5, 20161 votes

I think the recent changes to Ekko were pretty, good. I want him to be an assassin so I'm not in a moral dilemma every game when I'm building him. What about you?

EndlessSorcererJun 3, 201615 votes

"Look, a distraction!"

IGotScuttleCrabsJun 3, 20164 votes

Jus trying to help 👍

BârdJun 4, 20166 votes

Make the next champion Techies from DOTA.

6.12 preview

http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070319024714/egamia/images/7/73/Minesweeper.png

Mistress MadokaJun 4, 20161 votes

I love Techies

RIOT, GET ON IT.

MAKE A SUICIDE CHAMP

IGotScuttleCrabsJun 4, 20161 votes

Would a techromancer champ be amazing?

http://33.media.tumblr.com/c4ff8ccf08ece9bc663894701fd69212/tumblr_inline_mxukwae5nZ1r1c24u.gif

DrathTurtle314Jun 4, 20166 votes

"Suicide champ?"

Karthus ?

RalimakJun 4, 20163 votes

"Suicide champ?"

Sion ?

RìveńJun 4, 20161 votes

Techies in DotA has an ability which blows themselves up, instantly dealing massive amounts of AoE damage as well as granting them a 50% shorter respawn timer.

JambajewzJun 4, 20161 votes

I love minesweeper. If you have the old grey border version on your computer you can stop the clock on it, doesn't work for the newer blue dot version though. Open a new game, hover your mouse over any part of the play field and click both mouse buttons and hit escape simultaneously. If you do it right the clock will stop and the window will stay open, if your timing is a little off the window will minimize and you'll have to start over cuz the clock will start automatically when you maximize it again. I've gotten records of 1 second on all the difficulties by doing this, it's pretty satisfying. Learned that trick in middle school in the late 90s.

barbarianskullJun 4, 20164 votes

Or ya know they could just give us solo queue... Just a thought

IGotScuttleCrabsJun 4, 201613 votes

Boooooo. Get out of M&G's. Boooooo

RoodToobJun 4, 201611 votes

http://i.imgur.com/Gz3Exnc.gif/img

MonkeyMadnessJun 4, 20162 votes

Riot doesn't need a lesson in deflection...just watch the RoundTable discussion and look at how Riot Socrates "answers" nearly every question directed at him...

Vistha KaiJun 4, 20162 votes

You forgot Ekko

Mig89Jun 3, 20161 votes

This was the funniest thing on the boards today. I think its a good idea though XD Have my upvote.

xxxDogmanxxxJun 4, 20161 votes

Or just buff Xin Zhao and wait for all the low elo scrubs to flood the boards again.

cvIddXsQkOJun 4, 20161 votes

@OP so smart. rito done this before and will use this move again.

R FLASH XDJun 4, 20161 votes

DONT FORGET RIVEN AND THE UNNEEDED XIN BUFFS BUFF XIN MORE PLS

BoilTheOilJun 4, 20161 votes

MasterYi Graves Blitzcrank Malzahar Yorick

IGotScuttleCrabsJun 4, 20161 votes

Yi •While in alpha strike Yi's boot blades slice in an aoe around him as he travels. Graves •For clarity we gave Graves six shots to match his gun in game. Also a cigar Blitzcrank •new effect, Blitzcranks Q now fires from a closed fist and opens/grows as it extends. This allows Blitz to weave through minions easier and land grabs to keep up with mobility creep. Malz •voidlings now do true damage Yorick •Reduced mana costs across the board to help with his early game issues.

XeruonJun 4, 20161 votes

Or Just do this:

Dynamic Queue: Real Talk, we're just huge, spoiled shitheads who don't know what the community wants, and even if we think we do, we execute it in such a shitty way that not even the guys who made it can settle on how to fix it. In short, we fucked up majorly, and we're removing Dynamic Que, and in it's place we're bringing back Team Ranked 5s, and introducing True Solo Queue, where you can't queue with friends and neither can the other nine people in the game.

But who am I kidding, this shit will never happen.

FlitcheeJun 4, 20161 votes

You know what? As much as i don't really like 4/5 man q, I'd definitely want at least duo q, I personally, don't play with people too often, a lot of my games are solo, but I like the option of adding a non-boosted monkey to play with me.

XeruonJun 4, 20161 votes

To be honest it isn't really SoloQ unless it's Solo only, you know, like the title says. But DuoQ is tolerable.

IGotScuttleCrabsJun 4, 20162 votes

BOOOOO. Go to the other 200 threads with real discussions. Booo