Fiora parried and it was k

Lost R··21 votes·3,061 views

Jinx ulted me... but then I parried and it was k. Karthus ulted me... but then I parried and it was k. Sion charged full speed at me... but then I parried and it was k. Malphite rammed into me like a meteor, knocking all my allies up around me... but then I parried and it was k. Cho'gath launched spikes at me from the ground... but then I parried and it was k. Ahri tried to seduce me... but then I parried and it was k. Alistar tried to punt me into the turret... but then I parried and it was k. Sejuani threw an iceberg at me... but then I parried and it was k. Volibear tried to flip me like a crepe... but then I parried and it was k. Rammus tried to taunt me in his mysterious way... but then I parried and it was k. Poppy whacked me with her nuke on a stick... but then I parried and it was k. Tahm Kench tried to eat me... but then I parried and it was k. Sona sang a song at me... but then I parried and it was k. Elise threw a web in my face... but then I parried and it was k. Tristana fired a massive cannonball at me... but then I parried and it was k. Vayne fired a silver bolt into my heart... but then I parried and it was k. Blitzcrank/Thresh hooked me... but then I parried and it was k. Twisted Fate threw a card at me... but then I parried and it was k. Annie threw a flaming AIDS bear at me... but then I parried and it was k. Vi punched me in the face with fists the size of a couch... but then I parried and it was k. Taric reflected the light off his shield in my eyes... but then I parried and it was k. Darius ulted me... but then I parried and it was k. Leona fired a beam of solar energy down on me... but then I parried and it was k. Nautilus launched a torpedo or whatever the hell Depth Charge is supposed to be... but then I parried and it was k. Ekko stopped time... but then I parried and it was k. Bard put me in stasis... but then I parried and it was k.

Fiora must have gotten her parry training from Raiden.

41 Comments

Vistha Kai19 votes

Gangplank ate an orange... but then I parried and it was K.

Hatless Casual1 votes

HERESY!

Hatless Casual1 votes

Upvote for Angry Marines.

Lanayurian9 votes

After she parried Ekko, Ekko reversed time, she parried that but afterwards she parried herself to make a rift where she didn't know how to parry so she parried it and she forgot how to parry.

CasterGilgamesh7 votes

FioraEkko: 0__0

A Miss Fortune7 votes

I just parried a Sion ult.

It's hilarious when he screams "Cowards!!!!!!" and then gets immediately stunned.

CasterGilgamesh1 votes

wait he stops? : 0

A Miss Fortune1 votes

Yeah, he gets stunned and stops.

IGotScuttleCrabs1 votes

Yea it's pretty funny. I just laned vs sion and blocked like 6 in a row. He eventually stopped using it on me

OverpoweredSoap6 votes

[{quoted}](name=Lost R,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=iFMEauyn,comment-id=,timestamp=2015-08-07T19:35:44.094+0000)

Sona sang a song at me... but then I parried and it was k.

Well.

She wouldn't have to parry for this one.

YCitizenSnipsY5 votes

"Malphite rammed into me like a meteor" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

would you say that he was "Rock Solid."

RottedApples5 votes

[{quoted}](name=Lost R,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=iFMEauyn,comment-id=,timestamp=2015-08-07T19:35:44.094+0000)

Ahri tried to seduce me... but then I parried and it was k.

shhh, just let it happen. we all want some fanfics.

IcyPepper2 votes

"Oh no, what an inconvenient lag spike."

Voldemorts wand4 votes

Cho'gath tried eating me and severing all my limbs from my body but then I parried and it was K

CasterGilgamesh3 votes

"Annie threw a flaming AIDS bear at me... but then I parried and it was k. Poppy whacked me with her nuke on a stick... but then I parried and it was k. Ekko stopped time... but then I parried and it was k. Sejuani threw an iceberg at me... but then I parried and it was k." i laughed so hard i cried at these this needs to be a thing

Kunumbral3 votes

Garen tried to have god shit out a golden glowing sword on me... but then I parried and it was k. Veigar launched the dark ball of absolute doom at me... but then I parried and it was k. Riot made me look less hotter than I use to before changing my kit... but if I could parry back then it would've been k.

WolfBV3 votes

Brand tried to hit me with fire hot enough to melt metal... but then I parried and it was k.

Blue Moon Wolf3 votes

a technique passed down to her by Gangplank, who came up with it one night while peeling oranges.

fan made lore: 1 official Lore: 2 ...damn, still lost >_> gg wp

Sulghunter2 votes

That annie parry 0_0

Do you have the reflexes of a god?

360D3GR3SS1 votes

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Rinky Dinky10 votes

Thats exactly how the reworked parry does work lol

360D3GR3SS1 votes

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CasterGilgamesh1 votes

the guy wasnt talking about that he was just making a joke...

femmé1 votes

ahri tried to seduce me...then I parried and it was K

lmao this is the best post I've seen in a long time

Rito Jericho1 votes

Just makes me think of how my friends and I always made fun of Gangplank.

Giant rocket flying at your face? - EAT AN ORANGE! Getting peppered with bullets? - EAT AN ORANGE! Getting punched in the face? - EAT AN ORANGE! Getting impaled on a spear or a sword? - EAT AN ORANGE! Getting set on fire? - EAT AN ORANGE! Getting blasted by cannon fire? - EAT AN ORANGE! Getting trapped in a frozen tomb? - EAT AN ORANGE! Walking through a minefield? - EAT AN ORANGE!

Almost makes me a little upset that I don't like oranges IRL.

Praetor Don1 votes

The real question is:

Can the fiora parry another fiora's parry?

Lost R11 votes

Yes. Yes she can.

Praetor Don3 votes

[{quoted}](name=Lost R,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=iFMEauyn,comment-id=00070000,timestamp=2015-08-08T00:31:21.162+0000)

Yes. Yes she can.

imagine one-for-all fiora: YOU GET A PARRY, AND YOU GET A PARRY, AND YOU GET A PARRY....etc.

ArkenStorm1 votes

parry the parry the parry the parry the parry the parry the parry the parry the parry the parry the FREAKING PLATYPUS

Vistha Kai1 votes

Yes, and if Fiora Parries a Parry the other Fiora gets stunned.

IcyPepper1 votes

Damn, dueling is savage.

Ipols1 votes

If ahry tried to seduce me, parryng would be the last thing to do.

WolfBV1 votes

Oh damn I wonder if she can block true damage and pure damage.

Axis the Dragon2 votes

She blocks literally anything.

Darius ult coming crashing down? Lolnope there goes your damage bye

50000000000000001 votes

Pure damage refers to the fountain turret. I don't think anything can block that.

Axis the Dragon1 votes

Oh.

Well then, no it can't block pure damage. I tried it. xD

WolfBV1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Axis the Dragon,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=iFMEauyn,comment-id=000d0000,timestamp=2015-08-08T07:51:14.705+0000)

She blocks literally anything.

Darius ult coming crashing down? Lolnope there goes your damage bye

Bard trying to let me? Parry it. XD Ow, must hurt for Tahm Kench to get parried.

Emperor Time1 votes

Fiora parry is so cool, I didn't know you could block Darius ult with it or all these skills.

Lost R2 votes

Old Fiora's Riposte could only parry basic attacks and on-hit skills, and not only did it make the skill completely worthless against certain champions (read: MAGES), its window of effect was nebulous at best. The new Riposte, while awesome, is also rather absurd when you think about it. She has no magic power or special technique or supernatural weapon; she's just a girl with a rapier and a lot of skill, and she's somehow able to parry tidal waves, tornadoes, lightning, charging armordillos, 800 pound undead berserkers, meteors, sniper shots, music, seduction, robot fists, hooks, anchors, webs, and time. It's almost as absurd as Gangplank shrugging off eldritch mind-rape and snap-freezing by eating an orange.

shakin111 votes

project fiora confirmed?

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