Poppy likes hammers. No seriously, she REALLY likes hammers. Just ask her VA

Subject 5·11/25/2015, 4:27:46 AM·5 votes·733 views

So apparently Poppy likes hammers, which makes sense because she has a hammer. To be honest though she has a pretty cool hammer, it is really good for hammer down on the enemy. It's like hammering a nail in the coffin with Poppy's hammer. Just to be clear though Riot really hammered this particular idea to a champion that uses a hammer, it's real hammered in real well. As if they used like, a real hammer. Did you know that poppy can buy a hammer for her hammer? That is because of how much she loves her hammer that she dares not call it a mallet but only a hammer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jiy2XCdHaeE

Anyways it's been nice hammering with you all, but I need to go hammer. Hammer later!

5 Comments

Hierarch of Aiur11/25/2015, 4:44:57 AM2 votes

New way to talk instead of saying Draven. So I'll just hammer out the hammer speak. For hammer reasons of course. Hammering the hammer.

Asyde11/25/2015, 11:50:07 PM2 votes

Fool me once, shame on you! Fool me twice... 'uh ... HAMMER!

LOL

Dicerson11/25/2015, 6:40:20 AM1 votes

Oo... right in the hammer

Fuaztin11/25/2015, 9:43:58 PM1 votes

If i look away hard enough, lore won't change to something incredibly stupid.