The case for Mercury tier below Bronze

ModKnightsKemplar·9/20/2018, 11:49:26 PM·77 votes·15,741 views

Let's be honest, the people in this tier will be pretty dense. They'll end up being too heavy to carry very many at once.

And when you try to pick up wins in this tier, they'll slide right past your fingers, but not before you soak up enough toxicity to drive yourself insane.

39 Comments

Cavesloth9/21/2018, 12:28:53 AM30 votes

I get the feeling people aren't getting the joke, even thought this is in memes and games...

MasterKenyon9/21/2018, 1:06:58 AM15 votes

The amount of people triggered by a chemistry joke is pretty funny

General Matty9/21/2018, 12:31:24 AM14 votes

The triggering has begun

Laughing Fish9/21/2018, 12:48:27 AM5 votes

Maybe they can make Mercury below Iron. Because tbh some of the people I have played with don't even deserve Iron 4

Though personally, no matter what happens, I will always be Bronze V at heart.

kile1479/21/2018, 5:30:47 PM5 votes

Lead Tier - Dense as hell and toxic as fuck.

Arammus9/21/2018, 12:00:24 AM4 votes

ok so uhm english isnt my first language so im not sure if i understand this correct so if i get it wrong, im sorry i will delete this comment:

but from what i understand right now is, youre saying that the ppl that will end up in "iron" (below bronze) are toxic "brainless" (ik not your words but mine) ppl that are uncarryable?

ez mental boom9/21/2018, 3:52:18 PM3 votes

REPLY TO ME, TRASH

Why are you allowed to "rank shame" bronzes while I can't "rank shame" silvers? I don't even call silvers stupid. I say you shouldn't take them seriously. You called bronzes dense. Really? Who gives a fuck if it's a pun. We all know both meanings intended.

{quoted}

Yet I get banned for even mentioning the word "silver"

Nice hypocrisy, mods

Charm With parm9/21/2018, 4:40:55 AM3 votes

Don't worry, I for one got a chuckle out of this.

MtFerventCatgirl9/21/2018, 3:23:15 AM2 votes

this is the one for me, this is my league rank now. my team will be reminiscent of those birds that(what are those fuckers called) scream until they die when i get queued up with them.

Knight Sky9/21/2018, 2:49:23 PM2 votes

Read the title and went meh, then read the explanation, genius lol

SugeMinPikk9/21/2018, 1:41:31 AM2 votes

{quoted}

Let's be honest, the people in this tier will be pretty dense.

Yet I get banned for even mentioning the word "silver"

Nice hypocrisy, mods

ApollyonBainer9/21/2018, 8:31:37 PM1 votes

Imma still call it Tinfoil idc

"Bro what rank are you"

"Im a tinfoil 6 smurf brah"

"Nice brah"

"Thanks brah"

Arcane Blue Boi9/22/2018, 8:23:59 AM1 votes

It would be a very good idea to actually name wood tier a heavy metal instead of iron

Anivia Evian9/21/2018, 12:20:08 AM1 votes

How so?

Takazaki9/21/2018, 12:58:43 AM1 votes

i was about to say, making a lower division woudlnt make things harder lmao but then i saw m&g tag

change change the name to iron tier and im game

Resolution9/21/2018, 1:35:19 AM1 votes

People in Bronze could make a new account and be placed Silver 3 if they're that offended about ranks.

I mean every new player is technically higher rank.

Just the Lip9/21/2018, 3:37:40 AM1 votes
Blenos9/21/2018, 5:54:31 AM1 votes

They had a perfectly good chance to name it wood elo and actually satisfy a large portion of the community, especially after this shitty year

ZaFishbone9/21/2018, 7:39:30 AM1 votes

Nah, Mercury sounds WAY to awesome of a name for Plastic division.

Saibbo9/21/2018, 10:04:51 AM1 votes

They'll end up being too heavy to carry very many at once.

At this point why not call them "Sack of potato"

Aseraan9/21/2018, 11:36:43 AM1 votes

Call it what ever you want its just a sad thing that this needs to be done like long ago A LONG RLY LONG TIME AGO silver players were kind of decent but nowadays we need a tier below bronze...

3TWarrior9/21/2018, 4:54:20 PM1 votes

but what if they're playing on another planet? the rules are different there!

TonyTonyMordecai9/21/2018, 7:56:16 PM1 votes

Nice