What champ mains hear when riot says they are "looking" at your low 50% win rate champ

Shadow Hazard·May 13, 2016·9 votes·1,118 views

"We are going to be cutting off one of your hands, which one it will be is a surprise! Will it be your dominant hand or not, what fun!!"

27 Comments

Surge06May 13, 20168 votes

Either they feel really sluggish and less fun, or they get buffed to permaban status, so you'll never get to play them until a later patch. Why? Sometimes bad things just happen, https://45.media.tumblr.com/ca1b0d59aa9390f17ca83744edeca12b/tumblr_o57ybmFbRQ1uddbndo1_500.gif

Shadow HazardMay 13, 20163 votes

such an appropriate gif if you watch the show.

RalanrMay 14, 20162 votes

It just had to happen to best girl...

MavenSongMay 14, 20161 votes

You... you... ( breaks down crying ) you HAD to, didnt you?

ImmortalBloodCYMay 14, 20161 votes

Hmm I never watched the show, give me a name so i can watch it.

BoundaryBreakerMay 14, 20162 votes

It's RWBY from Rooster Teeth. Just go watch it now.

OrangesilkMay 14, 20164 votes

Chogath EVERY SINGLE PATCH. I'm so afraid for my huge pink dinosaur. a) He's deemed unhealthy by the scrubbiest of bronze players, so always a possible target for nerfing out of spite (Like Illaoi) b)He's deemed too weak by the really good players, so always a possible target for overbuffing into permaban status.

If I ever see Cho again in the patch notes, I'll cry.

RendarkanMay 14, 20162 votes

That's how I felt about Jax when he popped up in the patch notes after like 3 years.

"Oh god no not you..."

Soldier of 4JhinMay 14, 20161 votes

I dont know why it was at 0 so I logged into two acount for ya

Shroom JunkieMay 13, 20162 votes

I feel as if you imply my main will ever really be looked at anymore.

ExtviaMay 14, 20161 votes

tfw Teemo will likely never be buffed into a relevant winrate or get a rework

Shroom JunkieMay 14, 20161 votes

Nah, he'll get a rework eventually, but right now if he's strong, he's too strong, and if he's weak, he's too weak, and quite frankly even I agree he isn't the top priority for a rework when you take a look at Warwick and Yorick.

ExtviaMay 15, 20161 votes

Here's to hoping the rework comes eventually though. I want a reason to Teemo again without weighing the team down. 95k mastery and all put into him man.

Surge06May 13, 20161 votes

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"We are going to be cutting off one of your hands, which one it will be is a surprise! Will it be your dominant hand or not, what fun!!"

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BoundaryBreakerMay 14, 20161 votes

FUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice reference though.

agbudarMay 13, 20161 votes

you wana know how i feel? Karma i have the traditional skin.... i miss the old karma, although i do really like new karma also. its like i lost one and got the younger sister instead. painfully conflicted here. Mordekaiser i was on old morde main. Malzahar i was an old malz main (loved this guy) now im just waiting to play him once riot nerfs him into oblivion and say ~~hello darkness my old friend~~ to him Yorick wondering what they will do with him. am i hopefull? sure i am. the only champion update i agreed with is Trundle although playstyle wise he didnt change much i feel he became a lot smoother and has been my to go to jungler for a long time now regardless of his ups and downs.

Spicy RiceMay 13, 20161 votes

I still remember the kassadin rework and the veigar compensation

Excitidly InsaneMay 13, 20161 votes

Something along the lines of "Gangplank, even through multiple nerfs, still has an even winrate. So..."

http://pre11.deviantart.net/38cb/th/pre/f/2016/133/0/2/concerned_tyraim_by_tyraim-da2d2s0.png

AutomatisMay 14, 20161 votes

Went through this with Ori when she was longer ranged. First they chopped off both her hands, and I was a sad, lonely Ori player. Then they buffed her and she became insanely popular after a pro picked her up, which meant I was a sad, crowded Ori player.

MelledoneusMay 14, 20161 votes

No one gives a flying f*ck about Shen, so I'm good.

The 2nd HorsemanMay 16, 20161 votes

You mean the champion that got reworked for no reason? We'll see about it.

MelledoneusMay 16, 20161 votes

I mean, the rework made him a better duelist and warden. I believe the sustain hardly filled either of those.

However, Riot explicitly said there isn't going to be any follow-up on Shen anytime soon.

The 2nd HorsemanMay 16, 20161 votes

I mean he's got a really balanced win rate. So, you know what that means.

MelledoneusMay 16, 20161 votes

True, because only dedicated Shen players are playing him, and they play him right.

The 2nd HorsemanMay 16, 20161 votes

It still haunts me the fact that they reworked Shen before Yorick. They felt the need to tinker with the chilliest ninja to try and make him more like a ninja (which they didn't) but Yorick was just given a "Maybe next year champ"

MelledoneusMay 16, 20161 votes

Well, Shen had issues. Yorick is a much, much bigger project though. I guess they wanted to tackle the smaller project first.

Blue Moon WolfMay 15, 20161 votes

MonkeyKing It'll likely be another 3 years at least and him ending up in the same place Yorick and Urgot are in now before riot actually touches him... The good news is, no nerfs. The bad news, he is very stagnant in a game that changes gameplay like clothes through the week. Balanced or not, you do not want to be a champ that doesn't evolve in an ever evolving game. :(