What champ mains hear when riot says they are "looking" at your low 50% win rate champ

Shadow Hazard·5/13/2016, 8:50:29 PM·9 votes·1,118 views

"We are going to be cutting off one of your hands, which one it will be is a surprise! Will it be your dominant hand or not, what fun!!"

27 Comments

Surge065/13/2016, 9:31:34 PM8 votes

Either they feel really sluggish and less fun, or they get buffed to permaban status, so you'll never get to play them until a later patch. Why? Sometimes bad things just happen, https://45.media.tumblr.com/ca1b0d59aa9390f17ca83744edeca12b/tumblr_o57ybmFbRQ1uddbndo1_500.gif

Orangesilk5/14/2016, 4:01:34 AM4 votes

Chogath EVERY SINGLE PATCH. I'm so afraid for my huge pink dinosaur. a) He's deemed unhealthy by the scrubbiest of bronze players, so always a possible target for nerfing out of spite (Like Illaoi) b)He's deemed too weak by the really good players, so always a possible target for overbuffing into permaban status.

If I ever see Cho again in the patch notes, I'll cry.

Shroom Junkie5/13/2016, 8:59:35 PM2 votes

I feel as if you imply my main will ever really be looked at anymore.

Spicy Rice5/13/2016, 9:39:20 PM1 votes

I still remember the kassadin rework and the veigar compensation

Excitidly Insane5/13/2016, 10:19:21 PM1 votes

Something along the lines of "Gangplank, even through multiple nerfs, still has an even winrate. So..."

http://pre11.deviantart.net/38cb/th/pre/f/2016/133/0/2/concerned_tyraim_by_tyraim-da2d2s0.png

Automatis5/14/2016, 4:18:42 AM1 votes

Went through this with Ori when she was longer ranged. First they chopped off both her hands, and I was a sad, lonely Ori player. Then they buffed her and she became insanely popular after a pro picked her up, which meant I was a sad, crowded Ori player.

Melledoneus5/14/2016, 6:17:01 PM1 votes

No one gives a flying f*ck about Shen, so I'm good.

Blue Moon Wolf5/15/2016, 4:29:45 AM1 votes

MonkeyKing It'll likely be another 3 years at least and him ending up in the same place Yorick and Urgot are in now before riot actually touches him... The good news is, no nerfs. The bad news, he is very stagnant in a game that changes gameplay like clothes through the week. Balanced or not, you do not want to be a champ that doesn't evolve in an ever evolving game. :(

Surge065/13/2016, 9:36:33 PM1 votes

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"We are going to be cutting off one of your hands, which one it will be is a surprise! Will it be your dominant hand or not, what fun!!"

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agbudar5/13/2016, 9:39:04 PM1 votes

you wana know how i feel? Karma i have the traditional skin.... i miss the old karma, although i do really like new karma also. its like i lost one and got the younger sister instead. painfully conflicted here. Mordekaiser i was on old morde main. Malzahar i was an old malz main (loved this guy) now im just waiting to play him once riot nerfs him into oblivion and say hello darkness my old friend to him Yorick wondering what they will do with him. am i hopefull? sure i am. the only champion update i agreed with isTrundle although playstyle wise he didnt change much i feel he became a lot smoother and has been my to go to jungler for a long time now regardless of his ups and downs.