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What Grinds Your Gears In League?

Randomonium·4/9/2016, 2:41:03 PM·5 votes·1,231 views
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Examples:

Top Lane "When I get camped by the enemy jungler and my jungler doesn't create any pressure anywhere else on the map or punish the enemy jungler for camping me by stealing his jungle camps or taking neutral objectives."

"When I TP to a brush ward to flank bot lane but my bot lane just ignores it and keeps farming."

Jungle "When I get spam pinged for ganks and I haven't even cleared my second jungle camp yet."

"When I get invaded multiple times and my team complains I'm not ganking enough."

"When one of my lanes continuously pushes the lane, doesn't ward, and then complains I'm a useless jungler when they die (meanwhile I have 100% kill participation and have gotten the other two lanes fed.)"

Mid "When I see my lane opponent roaming and ping for my allies to retreat but they don't listen and wind up dying and somehow its my fault."

"When the enemy team 5-mans mid, none of my allies rotate to help, and then they get mad at me when I lose mid tower."

ADC "When my support stands 1,000 units behind me at all times, allowing the enemy support to deny me CS, and then complains that I'm a worthless ADC who can't cs worth sh!t."

"When my support doesn't do anything in a trade and then says 'sorry, I was checking facebook.'"

"When the fed top/mid laner dives me in a team fight and no one on my team even attempts to stop them."

"When we get 4 or 5 man dived bot lane and both mid and top don't push their waves to take the towers."

Support "When I save my ADC and we both escape with sub 100 health and all he does is complain I took one of the kills."

"When my team doesn't take the lantern."

"When my team rages at me for not warding enough when I already have 3 wards and a pink ward down on the map."

So what grinds your gears in league?

25 Comments

Ralanr4/9/2016, 3:07:31 PM4 votes

People who say they hate tanks and bring up Darius, Garen, Mundo, Illaoi, and Volibear as examples.

Those are not tanks. Tanky=/=Tank!

JayHog19924/9/2016, 2:55:14 PM2 votes

People complaining about me maining Teemo or even when I decide to jungle as him besides the fact that I do nicely on both roles.

Pretty much your typical jungler complaints, just twice as worse because I'm Teemo.

Stars Shaper4/9/2016, 3:22:48 PM1 votes

Tank Ekko, and his Lee sin-esque jumps in&out without the need of a ward to jump to, plus an AoE stun, plus %maxh hp missing damage, plus being more tanky than a tanky built Mordekaiser.

The Whamboozler4/9/2016, 3:42:24 PM1 votes

/all chat. Nothing good has ever come of it. It's just a pile of flaming, BM, trash-talk and rage.

Blitzidious4/9/2016, 3:44:39 PM1 votes

When I'm top lane:

  1. Fiora.
  2. When I teleport bot and there is no follow up.
  3. When i get ganked by both the enemy midlaner and the Jungler, and there was no pings to warn me about the MIA mid.
  4. When my team blames me for feeding the Top lane Yasuo EVEN THOUGH HE LEFT LANING PHASE 0/3/1(got counter ganked, I barely made it out)! (ended the game as 12/5/7, we lost.)
  5. Quinn.

When I'm top lane as Singed:

  1. Fiora, Darius, Quinn, and Lissandra.
  2. When the enemy Darius knows he counters me, and just sits in the minion wave, slowly csing.
  3. When I go for a proxy and the team ping spams me to stop.
  4. When I get three man ganked by the jungler, mid, and the missing top laner, and the team ignores my pings to get the free dragon, even though both the support and adc have a minion wave pushing to the enemy tower, and the mid and jungler are either getting blue or the jungler is getting scuttle.
  5. When the enemy Illaoi, who is underfarmed, and 0/4/0, gets any sort of multikill. And, last but most gear grinding,
  6. When my team tells me to stop running around the enemy and use my abilities, even though I CLEARLY have my Q and ult running, and have just goo flipped their carry. (This happens often. I have no idea why, but it does, and I hate it. Most of Singed's damage comes from his Q. DON'T tell me to do something, when you have no idea what that champion does. UGH.)

When I'm mid:

  1. The adc steals blue buff from me, when the jungler tries to give it to me.
  2. When the Zed I shutdown in lane gets a clean kill on our adc, even though we had both a Shen and an Alistar, Shen's ult was up, and Alistars Q and E were up. I know this, because both were in lane with the adc, pushing down mid, the Alistar hadn't used any abilities he just backed and homeguarded into mid. The Zed blatantly ulted our adc, with Shen AND Alistar right next to her, and got the kill. This was mostly due to our adc making the decision to go and siege at half health, but Shen HAD HIS ULT.

When I'm in champ select:

  1. Our support tells us that they're going mid, and if we don't give it to them, they're feeding.
  2. Or last ban was the champion I wanted to play, and that Champion was Urgot. Fucking. Urgot.
  3. When I get four lobbies in a row where someone dodges or doesn't lock in, and that's only after the seven, FUCKING SEVEN attempts to get into a lobby in the FIRST PLACE.
Shroom Junkie4/9/2016, 9:24:07 PM1 votes

When people pick Irelia into my Teemo. Every freaking game. Like why is Irelia made so easy when she's so unhealthy? Its worse than Katarina.

Bârd4/10/2016, 12:22:27 AM1 votes

Top

I ult as Shen, but the target runs away.

Mid

The enemy picked Fizz

Jungle The support Nunu steals my first camp.

Support Vayne ADC Pink wards when I am playing Jhin

Gibberwatt4/10/2016, 2:27:51 AM1 votes

Top: When the other lanes feed, and I am positive

Mid: When zed happens.

Jng: When the Shaco invades immedietly after the leash, and takes me, and my blue buff. and then repeats.

Adc: When my support engages without me even kinda close

Sup: When I engage, and my adc is on the other side of the lane, farming :)

Blue Moon Wolf4/10/2016, 9:10:50 AM1 votes

When I'm top and all the other lanes are falling, forcing the jungle to assist them and making me hug my turret cause I just KNOW the enemy jungle is camping me now, waiting for a chance to strike. Then even if I avoid getting ganked, eventually the other lanes fall and suddenly the whole enemy team tower dives me cause top's the only lane left to go T_T

Cryo004/10/2016, 9:26:02 AM1 votes

When Annie Garen Tryndamere say "EZ" after killing me. https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-dkEvBBRKZig/VcoMx_P-xKI/AAAAAAABDDU/D6nabkw9p24/w500-h281/just%2Bsanae.gif

Mid lane: Yasuo every time I hear "HASAGI" I go on a mini-tilt

Jungle: Nunu A good nunu player makes sure that I don't have camps to farm....and I suck at jungle to begin with.

Insta-lock in champion select

Support: When you die for the ADC and instead of running away, he/she turns and fights.

ADC: When your support literally just stands still and does nothing

Niyumi4/10/2016, 9:49:57 AM1 votes

The fact that the fucking easiest champions in the game are, by far, the strongest. There is ABSOLUTELY no reason for AUTOMATICALLY AIMED, resourceless, unmissable attacks that automatically fire off more than once a second and occasionally do double damage to be so absurdly strong. But hey, not like I expect anything more from an F2P cash grab -- ADCs are easy, and easy wins make whales happy, so easy champs are the only ones allowed to be strong.

Squidsmastah4/10/2016, 5:04:42 PM1 votes

Top Lane: The jungler always forgets about me

Mid Lane: Zed, LeBlanc, Fizz

Jungle: Playing Warwick and being demanded that I gank every 10 seconds

Bot Lane: Fuck bot lane I never play it Risking my life to save the ADC and getting flamed for feeding. And I also never play ADC cuz Zed Rengar

JustMonika134/9/2016, 3:22:20 PM1 votes

Seeing Fizz.