Ever beat someone so badly they false report you

background: i got first blood as jax when darius tried to flash apprehend me and got turret aggro. with my advantage i bullied darius away from the minons and went 5/1 during the laning phase

darius: reported top me (jax): why? darius: because you were always on my dick me: don't get angry at me because you want to make the plays darius: you only won because my computer froze darius: I'LL LIKE TO SEE YOU IN RANK silver 5 0 lp (but to be fair i'm in bronze 2, but i actually climbed a bit)