i hate when people call me a "she" when i'm playing a girl champion

Rustling Bush·Nov 10, 2015·68 votes·4,286 views

i'll have you know that i sexually identify as a

70 Comments

IcyPepperNov 11, 201522 votes

item 3341 Finally found my soulmate.

Pandemic PunchNov 11, 20152 votes

Best. Upvote it people

FluxBoundNov 11, 20154 votes

item 3342 rip me

DecritNov 11, 20153 votes

Extinction is what happens to those.who do not mate enough >_>

FluxBoundNov 11, 20153 votes

Survival of the fittest

SlytherinUmbreonNov 10, 201519 votes

Why does nobody know you exist :c

Romans VI XXIIINov 10, 201518 votes

I feel you, I'm really a Black Mexican Female Stuck in a White Asian Male body.

Snake TownNov 10, 20152 votes

Same.

MelledoneusNov 11, 20151 votes

Blaxican female, eh? We need to meet up, gurl.

WheatloafNov 11, 201517 votes

I'm just going to start calling everyone Bob.

The LexerNov 11, 20154 votes

DATS RACIST

WheatloafNov 11, 201517 votes

Whatever you say, Bob.

XeroKimoNov 11, 20152 votes

My name's Jeff

WheatloafNov 11, 20154 votes

You're still a Bob.

chipi99Nov 11, 20151 votes

FAQ u Tim

IcyPepperNov 11, 20153 votes

No, he's Bob.

Chaotic ReksNov 11, 201513 votes

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

copy paste game too stronk, needs nerfs

Only Play DariusNov 10, 20159 votes

Get used to it, it's for convenience and just makes referencing you easier in chat. Unless your username is 'pussyslayer22' or 'poroloveXOXO' we have no idea what gender you are, and honestly we don't care.

Rustling BushNov 10, 201544 votes

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Get used to it, it's for convenience and just makes referencing you easier in chat. Unless your username is 'pussyslayer22' or 'poroloveXOXO' we have no idea what gender you are, and honestly we don't care.

thats sexist, whose to say that a female can't be a pussyslayer

Duke AnaxNov 11, 201518 votes

And who doesn't love Poros? Male or female.

Unless that actually means "porolove" (only google that without a save filter if you dare)

edit: actually stratch that, seems by now our Poros have overflooded Google search, you wont find anything you dont wanna see anymore.

freeformlineNov 11, 20151 votes

I'm actually really interested to know what you were thinking of now.

Duke AnaxNov 11, 20156 votes

If you wanna know: apparently "poro" got something to do with gay porn.

Back when you googled "Poro King" without filter it showed up a lot.

HeadHonchkrowNov 11, 20153 votes

The memories

MelledoneusNov 11, 20151 votes

Do NOT search up Poro Jax.

procrastinasianNov 11, 20155 votes

Nidalee Rengar :(

Bottom LanerNov 10, 20159 votes

item 3361 "Son...you can get off Tumblr and come to the real world now."

Kitty DarkstarNov 10, 20156 votes

I realize you're joking, but my comment here is gonna act like your post is serious. Ignore if you don't want to read.

I don't get why people are bothered by the wrong pronoun. I get referred to the wrong pronoun all the time (usually because my display name implies male, in which case it's my own fault) and I never bother correcting people. I might just be weird.

MorcleonNov 11, 20154 votes

Because many people for whom their preferred pronoun doesn't match the one society would place on them have already had to face a lot of harassment about their gender, and people using the wrong pronoun (especially if this is done on purpose) is just another invalidation of who they are.

rampaging poetNov 11, 20152 votes

This, but the onus is on the person being misgendered to let others know their preferred pronoun. Anyone who keeps using the wrong pronoun after being corrected is an asshole, but people online literally have no way of knowing your pronoun of choice unless you tell them, so don't complain if they get it wrong.

freeformlineNov 11, 20153 votes

I really wish there was a decent gender-neutral singular pronoun in the English language, so we wouldn't have to assume a gender in ambiguous cases, knowing that you always run a small chance of offending somebody.

rampaging poetNov 11, 20152 votes

English teachers are pretty much the only people who will get mad when you use singular they.

freeformlineNov 11, 20152 votes

I am pretty well aware of that, since most people regard my feelings about the subject to be a minor neurosis. My other big complaint is that using "they" as a singular pronoun introduces ambiguity into writing where context does not make it clear if the subject is singular or plural, and since I'm the kind of person who gets very easily confused by ambiguities, this can cause me quite a bit of frustration.

TL;DR: I'm an insufferable person in real life.

MorcleonNov 11, 20151 votes

If usage of "they" as a singular pronoun introduces ambiguity, that's a problem with the writing not making clear what the pronoun refers to, rather than with the pronoun itself.

SH AzykanNov 11, 20152 votes

I thought that was what "ne" was? ne, nem, nir, nirs, nemself

Seems no one has ever heard of it, but it was my english professor's favorite word ever XD

freeformlineNov 11, 20152 votes

I've certainly never heard of it, but I like it! I suspect your professor was a little eccentric, but was on the track of a great idea. Do you know if there is any documentation or discussion of this pronoun, or was it just your professor's favorite imaginary word?

BladegloryNov 11, 20153 votes

Wikipedia compilation (Thanks to this article I found in google.)

There's a whole bunch of gender neutral pronouns that people have "invented" throughout the ages but they all suffer from the same problem of... simply not catching on due to disuse.

SH AzykanNov 11, 20151 votes

looking it up, it looks like it has been used since the mid 1800's very sparingly. I also see a few others people have tried using. But out of all of them "ne" is probably the most prominent that fits.

But yeah it would have to actually see regular use to count as a "real" word I guess. I'll keep using it occasionally just because no other word fills its niche...hmm now wondering if my professor was slightly more nuts than I had already expected O.o

chipi99Nov 11, 20151 votes

It?

freeformlineNov 11, 20151 votes

It, though technically fine, is customarily only used for non-human subjects, so it could easily be confusing or dehumanizing without a significant culture-wide reinterpretation of its standard connotation.

MorcleonNov 11, 20151 votes

"They" works perfectly well as a singular pronoun.

chipi99Nov 11, 201511 votes

I usually refer by champion gender.

WestonbirtNov 12, 20151 votes

I think most people do. It's just more convenient. Even when I'm on voicechat and I know the person.

MaratsuneNov 11, 20154 votes

eyeroll

Astrael EventideNov 11, 20151 votes

This is gonna sound mean but it's not meant to be. But you're gonna have to get over that. I am a girl, and people constantly think I'm a guy. As long as their not being toxic, no harm no foul.

Vincent LuciusNov 11, 20151 votes

It's a joke. Read the post again.

SwaidNov 11, 20151 votes

Beer, Sports, and Pussy, HELL YEAH.

Now lets talk about our feelings over a romantic comedy.

CressiliaNov 11, 20151 votes

I hate when people try to use my gender as an offensive remark and make derogatory jokes, then insult anyone with the decency to defend me even just a little.