So, a rocket flies into me and explodes, and there's a big Smiley Face in the explosion. Not that it matters. I'm likely dead at that point. Darn you, Jinx.
Very warm, but my 50+ year old apartment will have already collapsed. Dead.
Second verse, same as the first. Although less fire.
: Hey, I brought you a bagel with so---
Me: I LOCK THE DOOR FOR A REASON HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE??
: I don't sleep airborne so I guess he's just going to stand there and look at me funny.
Melts me, my home, my neighborhood... GGNoRe.
Jax: whap
Me: Ow
Jax: whap
Me: Ow
Jax: whap
Me: Ow, I'm awake DANGIT!
Jax: WHOMP!
HOLY SHIT A FUCKING SPIDER
can't tell if i'm being woken up in the middle of the night or the morning
Well at least i know it's coming in advanced,
(Spazing the fuck out) HOLY SHIT!!! THIS IS LIKE A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER THAT COFFEE, MONSTER, AMP, AND COCAINE ROLLED INTO ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is way too early for the sun to be that damned bright.
I'm probably dead, unless she used rubber bullets, then I have a really nasty bruise somewhere.
Giggidy.
Not good
Well GG. I'm frozen...
big whoop.
oh god
whatever it can't kill me
lol weak.
AIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Don't think I'm going to be awake for long.
She can shackle me anytime.
I just went through the wall .__.
I'm gonna do this in the most playful manner possible. Try to imagine it as either an anime or a cartoon.
"Time to wake up."
Me: "ZZzzz"
"Come on it's time to get up!"
Me: "Nnnn....five more minutes...."
Shyvana stands back and hurrumphs with her hands on her hips. She then smirks evilly as an idea pops into her head. Shyvana then takes several steps back and braces herself as if she's about to do a mile long sprint.
"I said....it's time....to get UUUPP!!"
Shyvana transforms into a dragon as she lunges through the air. Unfortunately she has forgotten that she's indoors, and that there's a window over my bed, a window up on the second floor.....
"Oh shit!" as she crashes through my window over my head.
Me: "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!"
I look around me in shock and confusion. Then turn and look out the window over my bed, the edges of which are singed black. I see Shyvana below in the back yard, sitting up the grass while rubbing her head.
Me: "Don't do that!"
Shyvana smiles an innocent smile.
"Yeah sorry. But you wouldn't wake up!"
I sigh to myself and smile. I can't stay mad at her, no matter what she does.
RQ: OWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOOWOW!!!!!!!!!! CURSE YOU TURRETS
RW: MY FACE!!!! HEIM WHY
RE: "stunned stars around head" Heim... why...
Another bunch of stunned stars and I can't speak for a little while.
Ow.
so I dance in bed? XD
well that would hurt a bit more...
HOLY SHIT PLS NO
Please no.
lying in bed. few seconds later I wake up to see a giant shadow hovering over my bed. next thing I see is a really big object coming for me so I roll out of the bed and hit the floor. I look up and see him standing there.
"you can rest when your dead."
I reply,"dude my bed!... you chopped it in half! Now where am I supposed to sleep? "
"you can sleep when your cold corpse hits the dirt in battle."
......
Me," Shen get off of me....and put the sword away."
ones in my room stabbing me into conciousness.... the other is making sure no one else in the building will wake up
well im screwed
its ok, i didnt want to move anyway
my house is gone
WHY ARE THERE TWO OF ME!?
I'm safe from death for a few seconds and then healed? Okay. I'm fine with that.
Wake up, bitch, time to go to work! -mushroom explodes underneath me, sending me flying out the window-
No time for napping! It is good day to go out of bed! -my room suddenly turns into an igloo as I wake up with crystals sprouting out of the ground-
Didn't you hear? It's...mating season. -Cougar action. Hell. YES.-
TIBBERS!!!
Oh good morning Bra- GAAAAAH! OH NO WHY THE HUMANITY!! IT'S PURE AGONY! WHY GHAGFDRHAGFDHGHAFGAHFGAHFGHAGH!
OH GOD MY VEINS ARE ON FIRE WHY VLAD.
What with the sha- WHUMPH
I hear GP laugh, and then my house gets bombarded with cannon-fire. I just hope my family and pets are okay.
Let's try to get this game going again!
: "Wake up" Uses ult and runs away with my breakfast
Me: "YI!!!!! Get back here with my food!!"
...we don't talk about this...
he slams all his soldiers into me???
: You wanna play with Tibbers?
AH! NO, GET IT OFF OF ME!! IT BURNNNNNSSSSSS!!
So... either:
A: Xin knocks me out of bed or B: I was challenged earlier, so his ult simply hurts me and knocks back anyone trying to help me.
Not too sure which is worse...
An invigorating morning routine, no?
Well uhhhh Kalista has no one soul bounded so I guess it's ok?
Wake up, soldier!
"!!!!!!!!!!!" silent screaming
OMG SUNSHINE I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING
The house became filled with ice. It's so cold, good thing I don't live in Russia.
I can't get away from my bed. Jarvan pls
I'm not sure if this would kill me or just burn my eyes out.
solar flare is fitting to wake up in the morning, though.
"OH GOD WHY AM I PUNCHING THIS STATUE?!??!?"
*boom *
Dead.
