What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

I'm not sure if this is a cut-in-half joke or a period joke.

Well I was going to say women one week a month, but that works too I guess.

i dont get it

Only in cougar form. You're more likely to do that against a human one .

Also , you might need a better summoner name with the word "dunk" in it.

I think OP accidentally typed "bleeding" instead of "breeding"

I was thinking of but that works