Just delete this champion already for Christ's sake.

ArnoldSchwarzens··99 votes·4,628 views

120 base damage AD scaling Q with a 2 second fucking cooldown.

W that blocks literally everything no matter what you throw at it.

E that makes every mobility spell in the game seem like it's useless.

R being a hard CC spell that you'll easily get under a one minute cooldown and that is basically a death sentence.

I think you already know who I'm talking about. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Urgot ;)

39 Comments

Tattersall41 votes

Just looked it up, can confirm. Actually, the only thing he (you?) got wrong was saying that Urgot's Q has 120 base damage. It actually has 130.
0_0 ######(Please don't edit the post to say 130, my post won't be even remotely funny anymore)

Ravore9 votes

130

ArnoldSchwarzens22 votes

Reposting it in Memes and Games instead of Gameplay because it just seemed more fitting to me. Some people also didn't get the joke.

Chaos6892 votes

But you're not wrong...

x ^)

Spice POWAH23 votes

did some people complain about yasuo without even reading the whole post?

Supreme Senpai691 votes

Apparently, someone did this time as well

The Blue Rajah1 votes

I am 100% sure that guy is joking. You can tell by his reference to the "suggestion"

Hauling Ashe16 votes

Well played.

Snake Town5 votes

For real, I can't stand him. In every game, urgot is so broken it's dumb.

Twidgetron4 votes

ETERNAL LIFE! ENDLESS TORTURE! Urgot

Avios11 votes

To be fair, in every game you face him, its most likely someone who knows how to use him.

macromite5 votes

now here is the real joke of the day.

130 base plus the scaling still makes his dps lower than most adc's

KoKoboto4 votes

I hate Yasuo too but I don't think he should be deleted. Their was a good suggestion saying he should only be able to ult off his own knock-ups which I think is a great idea.

Automated Riven11 votes

The joke -----------

your head. o

The Blue Rajah6 votes

The joke ----------- your head. o

strut2 votes

The joke -----------

your head. o

Candoodle2 votes

scrolled past the punchline all the way to the comment section

Englais1 votes

I laughed more at this guys reply than the original post.

BlackHairedGirl1 votes

{quoted}

I hate Yasuo too but I don't think he should be deleted. Their was a good suggestion saying he should only be able to ult off his own knock-ups which I think is a great idea.

...?

I can't tell if this is sarcastic or not.

notice me Sin pi4 votes

uhh W doesnt block hard cc?

NewGuy1013 votes

fun story: in 1forAll, we had Urgot (my pick) and they had the Heimerdinger Donger. We destroyed them. Riot plz nerf

Adriqnohee2 votes

Funny thing is that Urgot was nerfed into the ground because of how strong his kit is.

Twidgetron2 votes

Ahh, how I wish I could've played Urgot in his hayday of 1.2 AD scaling on Q and 1500 range on Lock-On Q.

Cosnirak2 votes

This would be a lot better if the line about his E wasn't completely wrong. Most mobility spells in the game actually make a mockery of it...

Cowseed4 votes

I think he means once you get hit with the hit you can't dodge his Q

Cosnirak2 votes

I knew that's what he meant. My point is that you can usually easily avoid the whole thing by just dashing/blinking to dodge the initial shot.

Morticianjohn1 votes

If you get hit with his E you will still take 2 Q's after even if you have mobility like Riven or Lucian. While slightly deceptive it does come out accurate if you look at it this way.

Cosnirak2 votes

I was well aware of what they meant. But my point is more legit because most champions who can often dodge stuff just avoid the whole thing by dodging the initial E, and that's what usually does happen. Also you can actually out range the tracer Qs, it's just kinda hard for most champs because it does have a long range during the E debuff.

Twidgetron2 votes

I'm an Urgot main. Knew exactly who you were talking about, though it's intentionally misleading. Urgot's shield can be broken, removing the stacking slow from his Acid Hunters, and his Noxian Corrosive Charge is much stronger against champs without mobility, as highly mobile champs like Zed or Yasuo will dash tf out of there as soon as they can, largely negating your damage.

HyperZEROXL2 votes

I was reading this at first thinking it was another boring yas hate thread then scrolled down to suddenly and actually SCREAM in my dorm room while jumping up and down like a wild maniac who's high. URGOD! URGOD! URGOD! PRAISE THE URGOD! URGOD! URGOD! Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Urgot Too bad that $50 fine from an RA will kill me ;(

Mordepool1 votes

I smell heresy

I am ZER01 votes

Shut up and take my upvote! Well played, Sir!

Nami in Bush1 votes

Please dont

Schwarzenegger1 votes

Fake Schwarzenegger

Dracocrash1 votes

you got me.

Expected a pointless nerf yasuo thread, was pleasantly surprised.

Miku Append1 votes

Teemo

TheWarlord1011 votes

actually a good thread

Mokkun1 votes

I could tell it wasn't going to be Yasuo, but I couldn't guess who it was because of the W.

Only other W's I could come up with were Morg and Braum shields, and they didn't apply to the rest of the kit. Urgot's W is so non-existent if he actually gets hit that I forget it's an ability.

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