Just delete this champion already for Christ's sake.

ArnoldSchwarzens·12/14/2016, 1:11:53 AM·99 votes·4,628 views

120 base damage AD scaling Q with a 2 second fucking cooldown.

W that blocks literally everything no matter what you throw at it.

E that makes every mobility spell in the game seem like it's useless.

R being a hard CC spell that you'll easily get under a one minute cooldown and that is basically a death sentence.

I think you already know who I'm talking about. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Urgot ;)

39 Comments

Tattersall12/14/2016, 4:27:27 AM41 votes

Just looked it up, can confirm. Actually, the only thing he (you?) got wrong was saying that Urgot's Q has 120 base damage. It actually has 130.
0_0 ######(Please don't edit the post to say 130, my post won't be even remotely funny anymore)

ArnoldSchwarzens12/14/2016, 1:12:00 AM22 votes

Reposting it in Memes and Games instead of Gameplay because it just seemed more fitting to me. Some people also didn't get the joke.

Hauling Ashe12/14/2016, 1:12:49 AM16 votes

Well played.

macromite12/14/2016, 6:20:12 PM5 votes

now here is the real joke of the day.

130 base plus the scaling still makes his dps lower than most adc's

Snake Town12/14/2016, 3:56:15 AM5 votes

For real, I can't stand him. In every game, urgot is so broken it's dumb.

KoKoboto12/14/2016, 4:15:05 AM4 votes

I hate Yasuo too but I don't think he should be deleted. Their was a good suggestion saying he should only be able to ult off his own knock-ups which I think is a great idea.

notice me Sin pi12/14/2016, 5:17:23 PM4 votes

uhh W doesnt block hard cc?

NewGuy10112/14/2016, 7:07:21 AM3 votes

fun story: in 1forAll, we had Urgot (my pick) and they had the Heimerdinger Donger. We destroyed them. Riot plz nerf

Adriqnohee12/14/2016, 2:00:54 PM2 votes

Funny thing is that Urgot was nerfed into the ground because of how strong his kit is.

Cosnirak12/14/2016, 5:59:47 PM2 votes

This would be a lot better if the line about his E wasn't completely wrong. Most mobility spells in the game actually make a mockery of it...

Twidgetron12/14/2016, 6:06:33 PM2 votes

I'm an Urgot main. Knew exactly who you were talking about, though it's intentionally misleading. Urgot's shield can be broken, removing the stacking slow from his Acid Hunters, and his Noxian Corrosive Charge is much stronger against champs without mobility, as highly mobile champs like Zed or Yasuo will dash tf out of there as soon as they can, largely negating your damage.

HyperZEROXL12/14/2016, 9:00:41 PM2 votes

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I am ZER012/14/2016, 7:48:20 AM1 votes

Shut up and take my upvote! Well played, Sir!

Miku Append12/14/2016, 10:45:15 PM1 votes

Teemo

TheWarlord10112/15/2016, 1:36:01 AM1 votes

actually a good thread

Mordepool12/14/2016, 4:16:05 AM1 votes

I smell heresy

Mokkun12/15/2016, 7:35:57 AM1 votes

I could tell it wasn't going to be Yasuo, but I couldn't guess who it was because of the W.

Only other W's I could come up with were Morg and Braum shields, and they didn't apply to the rest of the kit. Urgot's W is so non-existent if he actually gets hit that I forget it's an ability.

Schwarzenegger12/14/2016, 11:17:21 AM1 votes

Fake Schwarzenegger

Nami in Bush12/14/2016, 8:29:17 AM1 votes

Please dont

Dracocrash12/14/2016, 3:26:08 PM1 votes

you got me.

Expected a pointless nerf yasuo thread, was pleasantly surprised.