the cockiest player you've ever met?

Rustling Bush·Jul 20, 2015·26 votes·4,031 views

i just had a game now where the talon left the nexus at 100 hp and started dancing, then riven recalled with homeguard, stun and face rekt him. about 15 minutes later we aced them and did one final push to the end. had that talon just auto once more, we would of lost. goes to show you what happens when you get so over confident.

edit: found the game

http://www.twitch.tv/1nutw0nder/b/679061702

at 58:50 is where talon threw it and 1:07:30 is where we aced them. 1:08:45 is when the twitch streamer went streaking around his house

68 Comments

terkmcJul 20, 201516 votes

Dis Volibear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htTQLROPUKI

Ryu the firstJul 20, 20153 votes

LMAO

Heckin SupportJul 20, 20151 votes

Rip revive

warpenguin555Jul 20, 201510 votes

So was Chogath top and had a Sona support. She starts to trash talk the enemy Kalista for no reason. She dies 1st blood to the Kalista , starts bitching and literally stops trying right away. then she starts nonstop bitching, then afks threats followed up by screaming about how OP kalista is. Next game im Malzahar mid and Sona from last game is now Tristana on the enemy team. Again, she trash talks the Kalista and dies to her 1st blood. around 19 min i realize for a fact its the same person after i died and checked match history because of how sure i was. as soon as i get back i hear

Garen "Report trist please"

Malzahar : lemme take a guess, for nonstop bitching after she died 1st blood, than afks threats followed up by screaming about how OP kalista is. right?

Garen ya pretty much.

Amumu WTF malz how did you know?

Malzahar Had her on my team last game. Ill report her with the same comment as last game

Tristana rage quits

T RexHasTinyArmsJul 20, 20158 votes

Had a teammate get a quad (on Riven I think) and then laugh at the last person alive who was stunned and 1 auto from dead w/ no flash. I was tank top or support or something stupid low damage (don't remember what exactly, but I think it was Shen ) and I flash auto'd while my teammate was laughing. Dude was pissed I stole the penta but it was so funny. I figure if you bm the enemy team, it's fair game to do to you right?

DiscoinfernapeJul 20, 20152 votes

Hahahahahaha that's maybe the funniest (almost) penta kill story I've ever heard. Oh man that's awesome.

Dr BirdieJul 20, 20157 votes

Had a jungle Yi who wouldn't admit that he messed up his camp when he got executed. Said that it was just "a faster way back."

FeedFetishJul 20, 20152 votes

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Had a jungle Yi who wouldn't admit that he messed up his camp when he got executed. Said that it was just "a faster way back."

To be fair there's an extremely short period of time after first clear where this might be the case if he's already got double buffs and you're letting top lane have your golems. It would only be within that first 4 min of the game or so though.

MerxamersJul 20, 20151 votes

I'm going to use that excuse now, lol

ZenBudSJul 21, 20152 votes

LMAO, technically it is faster though.

For CarthageJul 20, 20153 votes

Every Riven player ever.

AnidanJul 20, 20152 votes

I'm kind of curious how we have run into such different people. Not saying Riven players aren't cocky, mind you. But the cockiest players I run into were all playing Nasus. In my games he just seems to attract the mouthiest people.

The general attitude in my games seems to be that he believes no matter what he'll win the late-game, no matter what the team comp is or how the fights are going or how many objectives the other team has, and on top of that he'll believe it is absolutely himself alone that will carry that game. When they lose they blame their team for not dragging the game on long enough. I have had them on my team and the enemy team. He'll also pull off all the risky plans and dives and whatnot he can, thinking his ult will always be enough to get him out of it.

It doesn't matter how hard you scale if an Anivia wall stymies you from reaching your target, buddy. Infinite scaling or none, you do zero damage if you can't reach your target, and Nasus isn't that difficult to keep off the squishies in a teamfight.

For CarthageJul 20, 20152 votes

Honestly, there's like a small list of champs that just have the most retardedly self-absorbed people play them.

Riven, Lee Sin, Nasus, Udyr, Blitzcrank, Fizz, Katarina, LeBlanc, Tryndamere, and Volibear have been who I've noticed are the cockiest.

AnidanJul 20, 20151 votes

I will have you know that when I play Fizz I am not retardedly self-absorbent. I am so self-absorbent I'd need an ocean of "ME" to placate it. :P

Yeah, those champions seem to attract a LOT of cocky players. I almost have to go out of my way not to run around do stupid shit when I play Fizz. Partly because while I love the fish, I know enemies hate him so I wanna keep their pain at a minimum while I enjoy him. This is still a game, so I don't wanna make people feel even worse when they lose, y'know?

Though when I play Udyr I go all out on the cocky. Probably because I have a track record with him that, in my brain, says "yeah, you can get away with it." Running around the Rift with a Benny Hill theme playing while the enemy team chases an Udyr with Turtle Stance and Bear Stance. Shit's funny.

For CarthageJul 20, 20151 votes

Oh, no, completely. I'm even guilty of it when I play Fizz. And that's about the only time I ever get cocky.

It's almost more like the champ makes people cocky more than the actual people are cocky. Though I wouldn't put it past them to be in general.

ƒoesJul 20, 20152 votes

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Honestly, there's like a small list of champs that just have the most retardedly self-absorbed people play them.

Riven, Lee Sin, Nasus, Udyr, Blitzcrank, Fizz, Katarina, LeBlanc, Tryndamere, and Volibear have been who I've noticed are the cockiest.

Any champs that have somewhat humble players? I main Yasuo myself, and I understand that some Yasuo players are total BM, but most of them I've met are pretty chill guys.

For CarthageJul 20, 20151 votes

Not sure about Yasuo mains, but generally the chillest people I've met are Braum, Orianna, Teemo (surprising, but try just accepting a Teemo - they're almost thankful just not being harassed in my experience), Yorick, and Zac are the champions that I've experienced the chillest people with. All the other ones I've played with have had at least two games where the person was a complete prick.

Except for Taric. I literally just have not played with a Taric in like a year or so and can't remember what Taric players are like.

The players I've seen be the saddest in a game are Mord players in higher ELO because they just get perma-ganked for existing. Thus is the life of playing one of the most pushing champs in the game with little to no escape.

AirSonanceJul 20, 20151 votes

Go figure, the support players are all the least likely to BM while most mid-laners are. Glad I'm a part of the mellow crowd.

"It is good day to be giant man." Braum

For CarthageJul 20, 20151 votes

To be fair, you'll still find BM Namis, Lulus, Sonas, Jannas, Threshes...

Really, it might just be because the people who play Braum are of the mindset of "I'm doing this to protect my team" rather than "I'm doing this to carry their sorry asses."

AirSonanceJul 21, 20151 votes

yeah, you make a fair point. The rest try to make plays while Braum tries to become an immovable object between the teams.

LoborosJul 20, 20152 votes

For me it's vayne and zed. Vayne players are just annoying and flame whenever something goes wrong, and Zed's think that they are the best at everything.

Super Kami KaiJul 20, 20153 votes

Anytime i'm renekton top.

TyrenJul 20, 20153 votes

90% of people that are the adc on my team.

ArkenStormJul 20, 20153 votes

such a terribad streamer. never upgraded trinket

rinsujoJul 20, 20151 votes

Right? 50 minute game, buying elixers all the time, and the only time I saw him NOT with enough gold to upgrade was at one point after an elixir he was down to 230 gold. And he only used it like, twice after the nexus dance.

ArkenStormJul 20, 20151 votes

like really, is it that hard? also it gives you so much more vision, one game I placed almost as many wards as the support with their sightstone.

Rustling BushJul 20, 20151 votes

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like really, is it that hard? also it gives you so much more vision, one game I placed almost as many wards as the support with their sightstone.

i'm sure he does it but sometimes you just want to get to full build fast, would you rather get that lich bane that could potentially make or break the game or go for a additional ward. especially when i was already warding the shit out of everything, he is plat 2 and i think he was around a similar rank last season.

rinsujoJul 20, 20153 votes

Go for additional wards and die less, personally. I'm almost always the highest-warding member of my team - whether I'm in the jungle, supporting, or top. It's pretty rare for me to have under 30 wards a game. The charge system alone makes it cost effective. It just doesn't make sense not to upgrade a trinket.

ArkenStormJul 21, 20151 votes

If it's a choice between buying a full item and upgrading a ward, duh, wait for the ward. But regardless, there is always some point in the game where you have 400 or less gold in the game with nothing really to spend it on, so upgrade your ward. Also upgraded trinket is better than elixirs

LowvyrJul 20, 20153 votes

An AP Ezreal that thought he was good because our mid (Me, Talon) fed him on accident, and yet I still got fed off his bot lane. So we're both about equal gold wise at this point, both taken tier 1 turret in mid, he has like 2 kills more than me but I have like 40-50 more CS so I make up for the gold that he has in kills. We're both level 15 and have 3 full items each. He has item 3285 , item 3100 , and item 3165 . I have item 3074 , item 3142 , and item 3035 . We both have a couple smaller items, but I can't remember exactly what they were. We're just sitting in mid, frozen in the middle farming. He hits a Q on me so I back up a bit and in all chat this motherfucker says "pussy won't fight me" That almost triggered me. Ezreal pussy won't fight me Talon Yeah you'd probably win Ezreal cause im better than you Talon Congrats you beat me in lane Ezreal cause im better than you nerd Talon You know I could kill you right now if I really wanted to, but I see your jungler sitting their waiting for me Ezreal do it pussy i bet you cant kill me cause im better than you Talon Not going to waste my time. I back and come back into lane now with a . I sneak around behind him and ult in the fog of war where he can't see me and then jump him with EaaWQaa and he dies Ezreal bitch you had to back first Talon Didn't make too much of a difference, I still would have fucked you up Ezreal nah I'm no so much better than you i would have won Talon but you didnt? Ezreal cause you cheated Talon cheated? Ezreal you were invis talon doesnt have an invis Talon oh god... Ezreal fight me 1v1 asshole Talon k Ezreal meet at baron _He has his 4th item now, item 3089 . He was planning on getting his team to 1v3 collapse on me, but we had wards so I saw them. Came around through where they wouldn't see me and sneaked up right behind him and killed him instantly and then his team collapsed on me. I ended up killing their adc too before I died. _ Ezreal wow you cheated I didn't say go Talon oh my god... does it really matter? Ezreal yes cause I'm better than you and I know it Talon you can't 1v1 me. You don't even have the reaction times to E when I E. Ezreal you still suck you lost lane to me Talon But you didn't do anything with being fed, you roamed and got maybe got 2 kills out of your 6. You stayed mid the majority of the game, and I wasn't there half the time and I STILL have more CS and kills than you. I just fed off your bot lane and made your adc completely useless and won this game for my team even when I was behind, and now even you can't 1v1 me. I can nearly 1v3 you guys at this point. Ezreal one more 1v1 let me say start in chat this time and see what happens if I lose we ff if you lose you ff Talon you can't 1v1 me, why I can't I get this through your thick skull, but w/e lets go Talon (to team) No matter what happens, don't ff. I won't lose, but just in case they pull some bullshit on me, don't ff. We meet mid and stare at each other Ezreal go He starts with his E and the second he Es I E onto him and just blow him up instantly they ff Ezreal you still suck talon Talon rip

So both of us were a little cocky. I'm usually REALLY cocky (Because I can back up most of what I say), but I guess being cocky is almost being toxic in a sense. Meh w/e I don't give a fuck.

DazedOnlookerJul 21, 20151 votes

You deserve my upvote for decimating that annoying Ez.

SwapShadowsJul 21, 20151 votes

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An AP Ezreal that thought he was good because our mid (Me, Talon) fed him on accident, and yet I still got fed off his bot lane. So we're both about equal gold wise at this point, both taken tier 1 turret in mid, he has like 2 kills more than me but I have like 40-50 more CS so I make up for the gold that he has in kills. We're both level 15 and have 3 full items each. He has , , and . I have , , and . We both have a couple smaller items, but I can't remember exactly what they were. We're just sitting in mid, frozen in the middle farming. He hits a Q on me so I back up a bit and in all chat this motherfucker says "pussy won't fight me" That almost triggered me. pussy won't fight me Yeah you'd probably win cause im better than you Congrats you beat me in lane cause im better than you nerd You know I could kill you right now if I really wanted to, but I see your jungler sitting their waiting for me do it pussy i bet you cant kill me cause im better than you Not going to waste my time. I back and come back into lane now with a . I sneak around behind him and ult in the fog of war where he can't see me and then jump him with EaaWQaa and he dies bitch you had to back first Didn't make too much of a difference, I still would have fucked you up nah I'm no so much better than you i would have won but you didnt? cause you cheated cheated? you were invis talon doesnt have an invis oh god... fight me 1v1 asshole k meet at baron _He has his 4th item now, . He was planning on getting his team to 1v3 collapse on me, but we had wards so I saw them. Came around through where they wouldn't see me and sneaked up right behind him and killed him instantly and then his team collapsed on me. I ended up killing their adc too before I died. _ wow you cheated I didn't say go oh my god... does it really matter? yes cause I'm better than you and I know it you can't 1v1 me. You don't even have the reaction times to E when I E. you still suck you lost lane to me But you didn't do anything with being fed, you roamed and got maybe got 2 kills out of your 6. You stayed mid the majority of the game, and I wasn't there half the time and I STILL have more CS and kills than you. I just fed off your bot lane and made your adc completely useless and won this game for my team even when I was behind, and now even you can't 1v1 me. I can nearly 1v3 you guys at this point. one more 1v1 let me say start in chat this time and see what happens if I lose we ff if you lose you ff you can't 1v1 me, why I can't I get this through your thick skull, but w/e lets go (to team) No matter what happens, don't ff. I won't lose, but just in case they pull some bullshit on me, don't ff. We meet mid and stare at each other go He starts with his E and the second he Es I E onto him and just blow him up instantly they ff you still suck talon rip

So both of us were a little cocky. I'm usually REALLY cocky (Because I can back up most of what I say), but I guess being cocky is almost being toxic in a sense. Meh w/e I don't give a fuck.

so you guys just typed long sentences after ever action?

Solari FortuneJul 20, 20152 votes

I've actually noticed a slight correlation between skin and player behavior. Such as Muay Thai Lee Sin. These players are exceedingly cocky and spend half the time spamming his taunts and jokes.

LankPantsJul 20, 20152 votes

I was VS a Fizz recently who left the nexus on 150 ish HP, he then turned on me to kill me when I backed then tried to auto down the nexus. His first auto left it on 14 HP, then he went for his second but our Nami had B'd and landed a bubble on him to break it. He then got kicked away by our Lee and CC locked.

We then held our base for 3 minutes, caught the enemy team's Cait at Baron and won from there.

The fact it was a Fizz who threw the game made it so satisfying.

SchenixJul 20, 20152 votes

Basically most Riven players. (That I have encountered. Are either whiny or cocky)

LoborosJul 20, 20153 votes

1/12 of riven players are mechanical gods. The rest think that they are and are cocky as hell.

The Exile KaguyaJul 20, 20151 votes

I don't exactly remember the details, but I remember a Riven player getting a kill on me(like 3rd game Riven just getting into the Riven mindset of being a bully apparently.) So the Riven starts /all'ing about how I got outplayed and blah blahblahblah; cocky as they get by that point. I proceed to get like 6ish kills on her from her diving me and then complained about how OP my champion was (I don't recall the champion but I'd say it was either Aatrox or possibly Malphite )

I've probably had more but I can't remember any past that one.

ArkenStormJul 20, 20151 votes

ahhhh aatrox. what a champ.

LowvyrJul 20, 20151 votes

What are you trying to say about my main boy?

ArkenStormJul 21, 20151 votes

that I love him too and I also main him?

LowvyrJul 22, 20151 votes

I thought you were 'bout to talk shit about my main

ArkenStormJul 22, 20151 votes

brah. no. I was being perfectly serious when i said what a champ. I love aatrox. mecha aatrox op

OxBakerJul 20, 20151 votes

The only time I'll ever say "GG EZ" after a win is when I'm facing a team with more than one tanky champ that's been spamming their seizure emote. What good is being proud of how unkillable you are if it loses you the match for your team?

PunkkeeJul 20, 20151 votes

http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/team-recruitment/pUNb6x4T-lf-duo-honestly-gold-matchmaking-has-me-like

LowvyrJul 20, 20151 votes

It seems like 90% of threads somehow devolve to talking about Riven....

Nuclear PandaJul 20, 20151 votes

Cuz its riven. Everybody hates her or abuses her.

Kuzja1Jul 21, 20151 votes

To be honest, I use to be cocky. I'm still a little cocky but at least it wasn't as much as when I was younger. But hey, we all use to be that way. That's why we would consider the community from back then to be terrible because majority of us are all cocky or offensive. Back in my days, I like to use the taunt or laugh of any champion I use every time I kill someone. But as I grew older, I realize that doing stuff like that is of course not okay and lacks sportsmanship so I learn to be more friendly towards the others. The only time I ever get cocky is against another cocky player and only a cocky player. If the other team is friendly, or at least not say anything mean, I stay friendly to them as well.

We all use to be cocky back in the day but we became better players. There's still cocky players here though. But I'd expect them to be mostly younger players who have just reached level 30.

Though I have been getting word that people who play Katarina or Zed are very cocky players.

FantasticAznDudeJul 21, 20151 votes

I was doing poorly since I was playing first time Cho'Gath and kept getting caught and stuff. Our thresh kept raging at me and kept calling me bad as he looked up my rank and kept bming. I asked him for a 1v1 mirror as anivia. He laughed and accepted, and our mid laner, who I didn't know at the time was plat 4(i'm silver 1) asked to 1v1 too. So after losing the game(sadly) our thresh set up a game for a 1v1 of me vs our ahri as anivia. The whole time as he set up he was laughing at me that I was going to get rekt. End of the 1v1- i got first blood and he appers from the jungle because he was watching and I got a double. Never heard from him again after that