An AP Ezreal that thought he was good because our mid (Me, Talon) fed him on accident, and yet I still got fed off his bot lane.
So we're both about equal gold wise at this point, both taken tier 1 turret in mid, he has like 2 kills more than me but I have like 40-50 more CS so I make up for the gold that he has in kills. We're both level 15 and have 3 full items each. He has
,
, and
. I have
,
, and
. We both have a couple smaller items, but I can't remember exactly what they were. We're just sitting in mid, frozen in the middle farming. He hits a Q on me so I back up a bit and in all chat this motherfucker says "pussy won't fight me" That almost triggered me.
pussy won't fight me
Yeah you'd probably win
cause im better than you
Congrats you beat me in lane
cause im better than you nerd
You know I could kill you right now if I really wanted to, but I see your jungler sitting their waiting for me
do it pussy i bet you cant kill me cause im better than you
Not going to waste my time.
I back and come back into lane now with a
. I sneak around behind him and ult in the fog of war where he can't see me and then jump him with EaaWQaa and he dies
bitch you had to back first
Didn't make too much of a difference, I still would have fucked you up
nah I'm no so much better than you i would have won
but you didnt?
cause you cheated
cheated?
you were invis talon doesnt have an invis
oh god...
fight me 1v1 asshole
k
meet at baron
_He has his 4th item now,
. He was planning on getting his team to 1v3 collapse on me, but we had wards so I saw them. Came around through where they wouldn't see me and sneaked up right behind him and killed him instantly and then his team collapsed on me. I ended up killing their adc too before I died. _
wow you cheated I didn't say go
oh my god... does it really matter?
yes cause I'm better than you and I know it
you can't 1v1 me. You don't even have the reaction times to E when I E.
you still suck you lost lane to me
But you didn't do anything with being fed, you roamed and got maybe got 2 kills out of your 6. You stayed mid the majority of the game, and I wasn't there half the time and I STILL have more CS and kills than you. I just fed off your bot lane and made your adc completely useless and won this game for my team even when I was behind, and now even you can't 1v1 me. I can nearly 1v3 you guys at this point.
one more 1v1 let me say start in chat this time and see what happens if I lose we ff if you lose you ff
you can't 1v1 me, why I can't I get this through your thick skull, but w/e lets go
(to team) No matter what happens, don't ff. I won't lose, but just in case they pull some bullshit on me, don't ff.
We meet mid and stare at each other
go
He starts with his E and the second he Es I E onto him and just blow him up instantly
they ff
you still suck talon
rip
So both of us were a little cocky. I'm usually REALLY cocky (Because I can back up most of what I say), but I guess being cocky is almost being toxic in a sense. Meh w/e I don't give a fuck.