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Heretic Lunari7 votesMaybe it identifies itself as an attack helicopter.
Glory ln Death6 votesI'm pretty sure bard identifies as bagpipes.
The Aqualious5 votesHe's a Citizen of The Universe... Nuff said...
slowly fades away with Chime noises playing him out
Dynikus3 votesfrom his lore
Bard travels through realms beyond the imagination of mortal beings. Some of Valoran's greatest scholars have spent their lives trying to understand the mysteries he embodies. This enigmatic spirit has been given many names throughout the history of Valoran, but titles such as Cosmic Vagabond and Great Caretaker only capture a fleeting aspect of his true purpose. When the unknowable structure of the universe is threatened, Bard steers all existence away from utter annihilation.
or his passive description
Bard's presence causes magical chimes to appear, which grant Bard experience, mana, and a burst of speed. Additionally, lesser spirits follow Bard and aid in his attacks
Legacy Hydralpha5 votesWe can all go home now. The question is answered.
Lintu Puck1 votesgiven that the english language is rather gender pronoun heavy (we seem to need to give everything a gender, even if it is genderless) me, Bard is a Balloon.
Gentleman Gems1 votesThe question isn't what gender is Bard
The question is what Gender do we want Bard to be http://img08.deviantart.net/7599/i/2015/101/9/f/_lol__sexy_fembard_and_fembraum_commission_by_n1ps-d8pbs5m.png I know my answer [zombie-nunu-hearts]
Legacy Hydralpha4 votesI'm afraid.
Gentleman Gems1 votes"You should be"
Blue Moon Wolf1 votesHe doesn't have time for genders. He has Chimes to collect and ancient / powerful relics to keep out of mankind's under developed clutches.
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