Next Champ Needs to be a Passive-Aggressive Support

Legacy Hydralpha··93 votes·3,581 views

Now everyone will truly know how supports feel when we must protect everyone while trying to be nice.

Also, make it a utility support so we can yell at people while we save their life and CC the enemy.

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Sonasaurous72 votes

"Oh look, you got a kill. You're welcome." "Wow, look at those last hits." "Oh no, don't worry about warding. I'll do it."

Legacy Hydralpha55 votes

"No, it's ok. I just saved your life after you dived the enemy, but it's ok that you dived again and died." "Yes, blame me for your deaths. Sorry for helping our jungler take objectives while you try to fight the fed ADC." "Oh how scary, a report. I guess I can never play support again."

Sonasaurous43 votes

"Oh no, I accidentally took 1 CS. What ever will you do?" "Please, tell me again how I didn't tell you that gank was coming." "Oh wow, you muted me after I asked you to ward a bush. You sure showed me."

Legacy Hydralpha23 votes

"I took a kill? My bad, try running into their base again and see if you can pick one up." "You're going to run it down mid? At least you can distract the enemy while we do something useful." "Never lucky? More like never grouped. Come over here next time so I can save your worthless life."

Sonasaurous26 votes

"Wait--you actually thanked me? Well...I wasn't ready for this. Uh...thanks? I mean, you're welcome?" "I bet you they're at dragon. Ah, there it goes. 15 gold for me." "Wanna hear a joke? Your KDA."

Skins Project4 votes

"Sorry that I killed the enemy after you died, next time I'll just let you die alone." "Oh sorry, I didn't know because I was a support you lost the ability to ward, Sorry for asking you to use one of your two stacks of wards" "Oh what? This is your first time adc? But it's K because you saw gosu do it?"

Luso Clemens2 votes

"Oh wow, I did not realize that adcs are locked out of buying pinks. I'll make sure to always have fifty because you say we always need more." "Please, tell me how to build the champ I've been playing constantly when you've never played them." "Of COURSE I will buy a sightstone instead of you just warding." "I didn't realize that I have to play a tank at your whims, please forgive my insolence." "[As Nami] Sorry my w bounced and took the kill. I'll make sure to hack the game to stop the bounces or better yet, just not heal you." "Yep, I had nothing to do with that quadra kill after I hard cc'd all of them, and feel free to blame me when you died because you wanted that penta with <100hp."

Skins Project2 votes

R.I.P. Pinkward. You will be missed more the DFG.

Fondling Gems8 votes

Tsundere support? I support this idea.

Skins Project7 votes

YOU RUINED THE CHAIN!!! SEND HIM TO THE SUPPORT LORD TO BE FORGOTTEN FOREVER! TO BE IGNORED AND NOTICED AND BLAMED ONLY WHEN SOMETHING GOES WRONG!

Fondling Gems2 votes

I main Taric bud, the support lord is gonna forgive the only Taric main who still posts on the boards. The rest died along with the rework hype. He knows Taric needs some form of representation and I am all that is left.

Skins Project2 votes

I guess. But the support lord is also the forgotten god, not like he has much power anyways :( I guess it doesn't matter much.

._. Oh Btdubs Ez? ;)

Fondling Gems2 votes

Still more remembered than Aatrox.

(The correct response is "Who?")


Also Ez is my bae. Literally have a Taric X Ezreal custom phone case just so the whole world knows.

Skins Project1 votes

Wha? A... aa...... Atwx? What? Does that exist?

I'd ez bot with you but I'm kinda bad at ez T.T
Supreme Senpai692 votes

Elementalist Lux talks about warding like that it cracks me up every time

Ralanr35 votes

Noxian Drill Sergeant.

Please

Legacy Hydralpha37 votes

The man, the myth, the legend.

#NOXIAN DRILL SERGEANT SUPPORT

DROP AND GIVE ME CANNON MINIONS. item 3302

Ralanr29 votes

No matter how many memes Riot kills, more will rise up.

#SHUT UP AND FARM, CUPCAKE!

Legacy Hydralpha29 votes

#YES, I KNOW THERE'S FOUR OF THEM THERE. BUT I GAVE YOU A SHIELD, BUFF, AND 10 KILLS ALREADY. GET YOUR SORRY ASS IN THERE BEFORE I'M THE ONE THAT KILLS YOU.

EbonyBladeJ8823 votes

OUR FREAKING TOP WHO FED IS BEING MORE AGGRESSIVE THAN YOU!

THE RIFT SCUTTLER IS BRAVER THAN YOU PUSSIES!

IF YOU DO NOT REALIZE THAT I HAVE WARDED THAT GODDAMN BUSH I WILL SHOVE MY SIGHTSTONE DOWN YOUR SCRAWNY LITTLE NECK!

IF YOU DO NOT ENGAGE WHEN I SAY I WILL DRAG YOU IN BY YOUR HEELS AND USE YOU AS A BLUNT WEAPON!

Skins Project2 votes

So why are we talking about kled?

ÈvilMorty2 votes

PRIVATE PILE I LET YOU HAVE THE SOLO TOWER GOLD AND YOUR TELLING ME YOU CANT 1 V 1 THE ENEMY ADC? DO YOU SUCK DICKS FOR A LIVING?

The Yetii Rider21 votes

You should play Elementalist Lux. Her Fire skin is exactly what you want.

Upon placing a ward: "Well, no one else will." "Am I the only one warding?!"

FastAsHeck9 votes

PAY2WIN

Bârd16 votes

Caitlyn ugh, fuck my support. Bard K. Have some cocoa. Cy@. Caitlyn wtf don't leave it's an Ashe Zyra lane! Bard And there is 210 HP waiting for you under the tower to survive that. You're welcome.

edgy goth boy1 votes

yo holy shet you predicted bard's existence with that username with the symbol thingy

Sraeg20131 votes

Name change is a thing.

TricolorStar12 votes

If I have a really flaming ADC I just play Bard and ult them to assert dominance

Ariel the Cruel5 votes

I just play TahmKench and feed them to the other team.

StoryDuck11 votes

Kled as a support version. I like this idea, Kled has some of the funniest quotes.

Chembaron Yamada10 votes

We just got a passive aggressive support. Ever heard Elementalist Lux in fire form flaming her own team when she is warding? It's hilarious.

Spice POWAH7 votes

Drill Sergeant Leona Skin.

"YOU BETTER BE READY TO LEVEL 2 ENGAGE!"

Legacy Hydralpha2 votes

Just played Leona, can confirm this is what happened.

midnight oil244 votes

Saves someone's life. "How about a thank you?"

They could keep track of how many dangerous situations they've savd the person from. "This is the 10th time I've saved your ass. Got anything you want to say?"

PaladinNO2 votes

Saves someone's life. "How about a thank you?"

They could keep track of how many dangerous situations they've savd the person from. "This is the 10th time I've saved your ass. Got anything you want to say?"

As a fellow support player, I see the likely response to that already:

Vayne ...huh?

Spice POWAH1 votes

Vayne wtf stop stealing my xp

PaladinNO1 votes

Real-life example: Vayne "STOP TAKING MY FARM!!!" Braum item 3401 (me) "??"

Troll for Trump3 votes

tl;dr

"I'm a support and I'm triggered"

Downvotes from salty support mains( ~30% of playerbase) hype

Supreme Senpai691 votes

tl;dr funny meme triggers oversensitive top laner

Troll for Trump1 votes

posted in gameplay

Almost every support is passive-aggressive, without taking into account the autofilled ones.

Supreme Senpai691 votes

I think it's still a meme though I doubt he's serious. Or rather, he probably really wants this. I would too lol. But doesn't actually expect it and is mostly joking

Most supports are passive aggressive I'll give ya that one. But for good reason lol. Hard to put up with shit, but if you're aggressive-aggressive it makes the ADC intent feed. le'shrug

Legacy Hydralpha2 votes

I want it because I AM the passive-aggressive support player you get. Think of it as being a meme, sorta like what Riot tried to do with Kled.

Supreme Senpai691 votes

Yea that'd be awesome. I'm all for that lol.

ldsjm43 votes

The hilarious thing is that if this became a champion, I feel like there would be a lot more people who would play support

MorgManBasher3 votes

"Here's a shield, idiot" "Hey Dumb'bo, don't die on me."

When you get a kill "Kill secured" crazy laugh "I'm the carry now" "Hey stupid, you missed him but I got it"

When you cast heal on them: "Hey ugly, you are bleeding all over my floor"

Sraeg20131 votes

Passive-Aggressive

This is thrown around so much, I have no idea what it means anymore.

Arakadia2 votes

It means the banana under the brick and he jumped through the window into the back yard.

Spice POWAH1 votes

It means he wants a passive that supports being aggressive, like Fiora's

Sraeg20131 votes

Ah, so a champion passive called "Aggressive"?

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