Teemo Ult Change:
Drops shrooms -> Replaced shrooms with Yasuo, Riven, and Vayne mains. Due to increased toxicity, they deal bonus magic damage and flame the opponent. Damage scales off the amount of deaths a Yasuo, Riven, or Vayne have in the current game.
Oleandervine27 votesThis would be bad when they decided to collectively AFK and go back to the fountain though.
Danjeng12 votesIt's good though. You can place them way back in the enemy jg, or even into the enemy base (Singed420 anyone?). At first, some of the Yasuo, Riven, and Vayne shrooms will get picked off, because they are revealed by turret's true sight. But then, if enough shroom deaths happen, only then will they begin to AFK, and they will march back to your base.
It will be like an army of little toxic mushrooms marching through the whole map.
TheOnlyJoe24 votesVoice lines upon death by a Riven/Yasuo/Vayne main shroom: "get good" "lol you're so bad" "1v1 me noob" "see? can't 1v1 me" "haha bronze noob" "stop talk, 1v1 me after game" "retard team, i carry alone" "1v9 and i still win"
Spice POWAH8 votesVoice lines when they get cleared: "GG NO GANKS" "TEAM???????????????" "WTF SUPPORT WON'T PEEL" "NOOB TEAM OPEN MID" Spams Missing Ping
Mhihnj2 votesnew ultimate skin confirmed?
l Helios l1 votes"get good"
"git gud"
FTFY
idontgiveabother12 votesIf they get fed you're fucked If they feed you're fucked
I like it!
Fondling Gems6 votesDo they type "Get Rekt" in /All chat if they kill you? Can we hear global "1v1 me" quotes when they are placed? I need this in my life.
General Esdeath 6 votesNot gonna lie I'd shit myself if I stepped on a Teemo shroom and just heard HASAKI
Serber4 votes[deleted]
Legacy Hydralpha7 votesOh dear, did I offend someone?
The Ecdysiast4 votesNo, but you did post harassment in a board meant for memes.
LordGeovanni2 voteshe isnt harrassing any one if you push what is said on yourself that is another thing
GiantEnemyShaco1 voteshe isnt harrassing any one if you push what is said on yourself that is another thing
The Ecdysiast1 votesJust because someone you called an n-word, doesn't mean you're not to blame because they "pushed what you said onto themselves."
GiantEnemyShaco2 votesI feel like the other two people who replied to this can't handle the grain of salt (literally) required to find this funny.
Lol. They're literally just proving the point. "Fuk u, I'm not toxic, stop marginalizing me!"
Serber1 votes[deleted]
GiantEnemyShaco3 votesLike it or not, a stereotype's existence is based on common denominators.
If you're not a toxic Riven main, then this post shouldn't apply to you. If you really weren't a toxic person, you wouldn't get so defensive when people badmouth toxic players.
I play a lot of Vayne and I still enjoy toxic Vayne memes. Why? Because they're jokes. And they're jokes aimed at the actual toxic players, not me. I'm not about to take offense when someone calls Vayne mains toxic because a lot of them are, that's just the reality of it. Any of these "outplay" champs breed a player base of toxicity who can't handle the realization that they're not as good as they think they are and they just lose it.
If this is not you, then good for you, take joke for what it is and go somewhere else. If this is you, then feel free to be offended, because you probably should be. Honestly if you're a toxic player, I wish nothing but harassment and flame for your entire existence on League until you reform.
Serber1 votes[deleted]
GiantEnemyShaco2 votesThat's why people talk about the players being toxic, not the champs being OP.
Logic.
You're literally just proving a point. Lol.
Serber1 votes[deleted]
GiantEnemyShaco1 votesEeeeey, you got me. I don't like reading one large paragraph and no one else does either. Enjoy the downvote. [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]
Serber1 votes[deleted]
GiantEnemyShaco1 votesNo u
feel free to be offended, because you probably should be. Honestly if you're a toxic player, I wish nothing but harassment and flame for your entire existence on League until you reform.
LordGeovanni1 votesAs part of a generally oppressed 'race' for generations that is a horrible comparison. people are oppressed for being their race cant be compared to a champion that has a general majority of its players that are toxic if you are in the minority you arent being talked about but you want to be upset on behalf of the the guys who are exhibiting toxic behavior wtf.
LordGeovanni1 votesForum board circle jerkers. Strange how so many strange people came up with the same impressions of the same champions. Almost like they have valid sources and experiences or something.
EvilUnicornLord2 votesThis made me laugh harder than it should have.
RainXBlade1 votesThis made me laugh harder than it should have.
Same here, dude.
HO LEE FAKKK2 voteshahahaahhhahahhha this made my day
9 X2 votesWhy is this in Memes & Games? It's a legitimate idea I say.
Akenero1 votesThat would be much more balanced lel
LightSword1 votesI feel like this would be too strong in low elo, people would feed them to death and wonder why....
Hèntaî 1 votesIm not toxic D:
Kitty Clarissa1 votesIt should also flash mastery rank 5 everytime it kills them too for more tilt power
The Ninjer1 votesYou forgot that since they flame their opponent, they also 
them as well.
The Ecdysiast1 votesOutdated info. Riven still listed, but you forgot Fizz? I bet you want to nerf Irelia too.
Kinky Fizz1 votesSry, Fizz mains aren't toxic, but make people toxic
MagikarpIsBoss1 votesJust casually walking up top lane to clear wards a baron. Suddenly, you step on a shroom and shit yourself as you hear from below you
SORYE GE TON!
420 grams1 votesWhat if none of those 3 are in the game? Lol jk, that doesn't happen
GarthBrooksXD1 voteslmao so good.
Agent Corgi1 votesSteps on a Mushroom
- "HASAKI!!!"
Joseraph1 votesGive them those classic voice lines like "wow cant 1v1" "Noob can't 1v1" to a player with a 3.00+ KDA, while theirs is negative "Stfu noob you suck" "Nice ez champ XDDDDDDDDDD" "OUTPLAYED XDDDDD"
LordGeovanni1 votesNice but if they scale off of bad yasou rivens and vaynes wouldnt you be feeding the enemy team before it gets out of hand
Legacy Hydralpha1 votesYasuos, Rivens, and Vaynes punish our mistakes with ??? pings, now if the enemy Yasuos, Rivens, and Vaynes start feeding we can punish them for their mistakes.
