you and your top 3 mastered champs are going out for breakfast

rubberduckie666·8/6/2016, 9:46:32 PM·20 votes·2,412 views

what are you all having?

ex: Sona a mixed berry parfait and a cloudberry smoothie Braum a large stack of waffles with maple syrup and blueberrys with a tall glass of milk Soraka banana Crêpe with peach yogurt and a glass of orange juice

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cinomenapplebae8/7/2016, 1:17:38 AM14 votes

Riven Teemo Katarina TEARS

Malicious Metal8/6/2016, 9:50:23 PM12 votes

Mordekaiser Black coffee, crispy bacon and burnt toast

Nautilus Fried seafood with a good strong Beer

Skarner Tea with some crystallized sugar covered pancakes

Enlegacy8/7/2016, 1:51:58 AM9 votes

Renekton Probably a very meaty omelet of sorts. Yasuo Cold, bitter, edgy coffee. Syndra A redbull. So much untapped power!

MavenSong8/6/2016, 9:56:49 PM6 votes

Sona Ashe Sejuani

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someones not making it out alive who isnt Me or Sona.

Sona Ima go with you on this cause thats sounds amazing

[slayer-pantheon-rainbows]

Ashe Seems like a pancake gal, whipped cream on it more than likely and good ole fashioned maple syrup.

Sejuani Waffles, Hashbrowns, Eggs, the whole fuckin shebang. She eats hearty. (No, im not implying shes fat, shes a warleader in the dead of the artic, she needs to eat well)

As for me: Waffles with strawberries and strawberry syrup with whipped cream, bacon, and some good ole OJ.

DeathTheHorseman8/7/2016, 8:58:49 AM6 votes

Pff easy.

Akali Hyourougan pills and green tea (at exactly 50°C) if on a mission later or dango and honey milk if not on a mission after.

Quinn Venison sausages with eggs and Damacia Herbal brew: http://www.adagio.com/signature_blend/blend.html?blend=26015

Thresh The soul of the annoying kid that makes too much noise for so early in the morning in the family restaurant.

Demopyro28/7/2016, 12:13:03 AM6 votes

Gnar Waffles. Tons of it. Jhin Four eggs for their perfect oval shape, four piece of bacon for their artistic color, and hot chocolate. No one in their mind can refuse hot chocolate. Khazix Let's just say Gnar is paying the bills.

Golden Tager X8/6/2016, 11:20:49 PM5 votes

Jax MasterYi Udyr

At least I won't have to worry about the place getting robbed.

Jax Prob have some eggs and a beer.

MasterYi Some Peanut butter toast, and some steak.

Udyr A very balanced breakfast because 4 spirits have different nutritional needs.

Blue Moon Wolf8/7/2016, 1:15:38 AM5 votes

MonkeyKing Gnar Taric

MonkeyKing: A fruit salad (I see you people thinking bananas O_-)

Gnar : mini form: pancakes with lots of syrup and whip cream ^_^ mega form: the table and the nice couple over at table 5

Taric: crêpe suzette (yes, that's the best I could come up with :L )

arc958/7/2016, 1:41:02 AM5 votes

Yasuo: fifth of Sake and burning hot coffee (then eats the sugar packets at the table)

Fiora: a strong cup of espresso, a baguette, and a small omelet with a little sword toothpick screwiering it (this is absolutely crucial she will challenge you to a duel otherwise)

Shen: tea, rice, tofu, and mixed vegetables... and he requires a circular table with exactly 120 degrees of separation between everyone(and if the table is at all wobbly he will kill everyone in the restaurant)

Jabberwöcky8/7/2016, 2:24:25 AM5 votes

Nocturne : Dreams. Malphite : Rocks. Teemo : Souls.

ChíckenDaddy8/6/2016, 11:46:21 PM4 votes

Quinn Cold pizza Fiora French toast Akali a balanced meal

Bob41318/6/2016, 10:20:43 PM4 votes

Blitzcrank A liter of oil Alistar Bit of grass and some sausage Veigar A short stack

Marshbouy8/6/2016, 10:05:08 PM3 votes

RyzeDoes he even eat? Azir Does he even eat? Teemo Mushroom soup

L Rayquaza8/6/2016, 11:52:10 PM3 votes

Gnar I feel he would just tear through whatever slab of meat is handed to him Gragas Probably a nice big breakfast with a stout of Irish Coffee (coffee mixed with whiskey, sugar, and thick cream) Ekko Uhhhh, Eggs and a biscuit?

The Aqualious8/7/2016, 2:19:16 AM3 votes

1 and 3: Shaco doesn't eat anything, but glady stabs the waiter so Khazix can eat the mans face

Meanwhile 2: Taric orders the most outrageous and expensive thing on the god damn menu

TyrekGoldenspear8/7/2016, 12:56:39 AM2 votes

Lux A light and creamy espresso along with a stack of warm buttermilk pancakes with light whipped cream and maple syrup.

Azir A feast fit for an Emperor! Sunflower seeds and some small fruit bars to diversify. And a sandwich.

Brand Hot pockets and a cup of hot black coffee.

Rintam8/7/2016, 5:04:51 PM2 votes

Evelynn -The agony of everyone forced to get up this early and are still waiting for their coffee Leblanc -Tea and scones. With the tears of every mid lane Jhin instead of sugar. Soraka -A banana split, full of chocolate and whipped cream. Life is short. Eat dessert first.

Melledoneus8/7/2016, 6:22:28 PM2 votes

Shen A nice, balanced serving of "fuck this shit I'm out."

Aatrox He's smiling at me, I don't know what that means.

Talon He was sitting right here just a minute ago...

Toa of Death8/7/2016, 5:22:37 PM2 votes

Chogathcorpses, KogMaweverything on the menu, Malphite rocks.

nami tf8/6/2016, 11:43:30 PM2 votes

Jinx Chips, burgers, and fries from the local fast food place. Soraka Whatever OP said Lulu Purpleberries

Crimsonninja1178/9/2016, 12:14:52 PM1 votes

Riven ,Annie Fiora all i can say is its goung ti be eventful

CEO of Canada8/7/2016, 12:12:27 AM1 votes

Jinx A fat stack of waffles and pancakes (that's right, both in one stack) with everything on each layer. This will be painful. We'll probably be carrying her back to base. Thresh The delightful agony of poor, unfortunate souls. And the LeBlanc that decided breakfast was a good time to gank bot lane :^) Blitzcrank All the kills. Passive op, amirite? ;D And I'll just have the S+, please. No seriously, Rito. Please, give me my mastery 6/7. I go 37/5/15 with Jinx, got the penta, got the towers and drags and inhibs and 2 barons and all you give me is an A+. Why hath thou forsaken me? What have I done to deserve this cruelty?item 3070summoner 3 item 3070

I shibal I8/7/2016, 2:50:45 PM1 votes

Thresh your wife Bard a joint Zac lots of "jello"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

LeBoosted8/7/2016, 2:51:19 PM1 votes

Velkoz little kids Zilean little kids Azir sand

Wyrmblade8/7/2016, 3:20:54 PM1 votes

Zac Jello Mordekaiser Souls TahmKench Everyone else in the room.

Fishlord8/7/2016, 4:20:56 PM1 votes

Darius Eggs, Bacon, Ham, Toast, Waffles, Pancakes, Hashbrowns. MasterYi Sake. Yasuo Sake and Tofu.

PenguinOverlord88/7/2016, 4:46:44 PM1 votes

Lulu - Purple Zyra -Photosynthesis Nami -Bubbly orange juice with some high quality yogurt.

KekOfTheFinest8/7/2016, 5:02:27 PM1 votes

Darius Some sausages with the tears of top laners. And beer. Graves Probably bacon 'n eggs and afterwards some brownies. Mordekaiser A demented soul and some black coffee.

statelesskiller8/7/2016, 7:05:59 PM1 votes

Nasus stacks Gangplank gun Garen DEMACIIAAAAAAAAA

Rune Keg8/7/2016, 7:26:31 PM1 votes

Gangplank Rum Graves Rum and smokes Vi A hamburger

HayRoss8/7/2016, 8:32:05 PM1 votes

Garen Waffles, side of sausage Akali And for you sir? Gangplank Eggs Benedict, side of toast and... Oh, just water Me: You sure you don't want any... Fruit with that? Get some vitamin c? Gangplank Yes.. I'm sure... Me: I don't know... Maybe... An orange? Gangplank DAMMIT, my life doesn't revolve around oranges! Weirdo 2 booths over: Mine does! Gangplank CAN IT BEFORE I HANG YE FROM THE MAST LIKE THE LAST BILGERAT WHO GOT IN ME WAY! Garen Your ship has been sitting at the bottom of the Bilgewater harbor for about a year now Gangplank I'LL TAKE ME ISLAND BACK ONE O' THESE DAYS! Akali Sir, if you don't quiet down I'm going to have to ask you to leave! Gangplank Arrr... Akali And you, sir? Taric Fried opals with a side of emeralds please Akali We don't serve gemstones here, sir. Even if we did, you wouldn't be able to digest them Taric Oh really? Taric Grabs a gem floating around him, takes a bite out of it, and puts it back Akali We still don't serve gems here Taric Oh fine, I'll just have a grapefruit then

BurnSnake8/7/2016, 10:22:35 PM1 votes

Jinx Chicken on top of a bagel, covered with syrup on top of one whole uncooked egg, with hot sauce topped with a balanced of 5 berries and a pancake (pancake at the top) Xerath Drinking water (emulsions are only distractions) and probably eating steak and eggs or something equally posh Karthus ALL THE MEATS (as they are corpses)

The Yukeh8/7/2016, 11:38:59 PM1 votes

Rengar Something purple. I decided not to look too close.

I'm not good with food, i have no idea what Darius or Taric would eat. :(

Hrd2H1t8/7/2016, 11:44:09 PM1 votes

Sion The blood of Jarvan I TahmKench 6 or 7 yordles Taliyah goat milk

SUPERX4PANDA8/8/2016, 2:16:44 AM1 votes

Vladimir: Red velvet pancakes topped with cherries and cherry maple syrup.

Ezreal: Bran Flakes, orange juice, and slightly undercooked bacon.

Tryndamere: Blackened ham, sausage, and crunchy bacon with black coffee.

Wonderlands8/8/2016, 7:59:02 PM1 votes

Lux AHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Katarina Garen's pickled d*** in a jar Teemo Biting and chewing Bambi to death