you and your top 3 mastered champs are going out for breakfast

rubberduckie666·Aug 6, 2016·20 votes·2,412 views

what are you all having?

ex: a mixed berry parfait and a cloudberry smoothie a large stack of waffles with maple syrup and blueberrys with a tall glass of milk banana Crêpe with peach yogurt and a glass of orange juice

93 Comments

cinomenapplebaeAug 7, 201614 votes

Riven Teemo Katarina TEARS

EvilUnicornLordAug 7, 201610 votes

Not tears, that's diluted.

They prefer the pure salt.

Malicious MetalAug 6, 201612 votes

Mordekaiser Black coffee, crispy bacon and burnt toast

Nautilus Fried seafood with a good strong Beer

Skarner Tea with some crystallized sugar covered pancakes

XeroKimoAug 7, 20162 votes

Wow I thought Vi was one of your top 3 considering how punk you've become

MavenSongAug 7, 20162 votes

Iirc shes actualy his 4th

Malicious MetalAug 7, 20161 votes

At the moment at least, level 4, almost 5.

Need to play moar!

MavenSongAug 7, 20162 votes

Not sure if i should be disappointing in you that you are embracing Punk, or Happy as a Sona main you are branching out in music...

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/131/399/fry.PNG?1307468855

Laughing FishAug 8, 20161 votes

Forget Malicious Metal, you are well on your way to becoming Pernicious Punk. Not that I can blame you, I have now played 12 Vi games in a row. http://33.media.tumblr.com/f8e0c4e50825ec5c12a7bf23d5fb8a1d/tumblr_nehhkiAuM71s5h198o1_500.gif

EnlegacyAug 7, 20169 votes

Renekton Probably a very meaty omelet of sorts. Yasuo Cold, bitter, edgy coffee. Syndra A redbull. So much untapped power!

MavenSongAug 6, 20166 votes

Sona Ashe Sejuani

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someones not making it out alive who isnt Me or Sona.

Sona Ima go with you on this cause thats sounds amazing

[slayer-pantheon-rainbows]

Ashe Seems like a pancake gal, whipped cream on it more than likely and good ole fashioned maple syrup.

Sejuani Waffles, Hashbrowns, Eggs, the whole fuckin shebang. She eats hearty. (No, im not implying shes fat, shes a warleader in the dead of the artic, she needs to eat well)

As for me: Waffles with strawberries and strawberry syrup with whipped cream, bacon, and some good ole OJ.

Demopyro2Aug 7, 20166 votes

Gnar Waffles. Tons of it. Jhin Four eggs for their perfect oval shape, four piece of bacon for their artistic color, and hot chocolate. No one in their mind can refuse hot chocolate. Khazix Let's just say Gnar is paying the bills.

TyrekGoldenspearAug 7, 20162 votes

Will Kha evolve into his breakfast?

DeathTheHorsemanAug 7, 20166 votes

Pff easy.

Akali Hyourougan pills and green tea (at exactly 50°C) if on a mission later or dango and honey milk if not on a mission after.

Quinn Venison sausages with eggs and Damacia Herbal brew: http://www.adagio.com/signature_blend/blend.html?blend=26015

Thresh The soul of the annoying kid that makes too much noise for so early in the morning in the family restaurant.

Golden Tager XAug 6, 20165 votes

Jax MasterYi Udyr

At least I won't have to worry about the place getting robbed.

Jax Prob have some eggs and a beer.

MasterYi Some Peanut butter toast, and some steak.

Udyr A very balanced breakfast because 4 spirits have different nutritional needs.

Blue Moon WolfAug 7, 20165 votes

MonkeyKing Gnar Taric

MonkeyKing : A fruit salad (I see you people thinking bananas O_-)

Gnar : mini form: pancakes with lots of syrup and whip cream ^_^ mega form: the table and the nice couple over at table 5

Taric : crêpe suzette (yes, that's the best I could come up with :L )

arc95Aug 7, 20165 votes

Yasuo : fifth of Sake and burning hot coffee (then eats the sugar packets at the table)

Fiora : a strong cup of espresso, a baguette, and a small omelet with a little sword toothpick screwiering it (this is absolutely crucial she will challenge you to a duel otherwise)

Shen : tea, rice, tofu, and mixed vegetables... and he requires a circular table with exactly 120 degrees of separation between everyone(and if the table is at all wobbly he will kill everyone in the restaurant)

JabberwöckyAug 7, 20165 votes

Nocturne : Dreams. Malphite : Rocks. Teemo : Souls.

Bob4131Aug 6, 20164 votes

Blitzcrank A liter of oil Alistar Bit of grass and some sausage Veigar A short stack

Hrd2H1tAug 7, 20161 votes

I S T H A T A S H O R T J O K E

ChíckenDaddyAug 6, 20164 votes

Quinn Cold pizza Fiora French toast Akali a balanced meal

MarshbouyAug 6, 20163 votes

Ryze Does he even eat? Azir Does he even eat? Teemo Mushroom soup

Sonicblaster33Aug 6, 20166 votes

Azir bird seeds

L RayquazaAug 6, 20163 votes

Gnar I feel he would just tear through whatever slab of meat is handed to him Gragas Probably a nice big breakfast with a stout of Irish Coffee (coffee mixed with whiskey, sugar, and thick cream) Ekko Uhhhh, Eggs and a biscuit?

The AqualiousAug 7, 20163 votes

1 and 3: Shaco doesn't eat anything, but glady stabs the waiter so Khazix can eat the mans face

Meanwhile 2: Taric orders the most outrageous and expensive thing on the god damn menu

nami tfAug 6, 20162 votes

Jinx Chips, burgers, and fries from the local fast food place. Soraka Whatever OP said Lulu Purpleberries

TyrekGoldenspearAug 7, 20162 votes

Lux A light and creamy espresso along with a stack of warm buttermilk pancakes with light whipped cream and maple syrup.

Azir A feast fit for an Emperor! Sunflower seeds and some small fruit bars to diversify. And a sandwich.

Hot pockets and a cup of hot black coffee.

RintamAug 7, 20162 votes

Evelynn -The agony of everyone forced to get up this early and are still waiting for their coffee Leblanc -Tea and scones. With the tears of every mid lane Jhin instead of sugar. Soraka -A banana split, full of chocolate and whipped cream. Life is short. Eat dessert first.

Toa of DeathAug 7, 20162 votes

Chogath corpses, KogMaw everything on the menu, Malphite rocks.

MelledoneusAug 7, 20162 votes

Shen A nice, balanced serving of "fuck this shit I'm out."

Aatrox He's smiling at me, I don't know what that means.

Talon He was sitting right here just a minute ago...

CEO of CanadaAug 7, 20161 votes

Jinx A fat stack of waffles and pancakes (that's right, both in one stack) with everything on each layer. This will be painful. We'll probably be carrying her back to base. Thresh The delightful agony of poor, unfortunate souls. And the LeBlanc that decided breakfast was a good time to gank bot lane :^) Blitzcrank All the kills. Passive op, amirite? ;D And I'll just have the S+, please. No seriously, Rito. Please, give me my mastery 6/7. I go 37/5/15 with Jinx, got the penta, got the towers and drags and inhibs and 2 barons and all you give me is an A+. Why hath thou forsaken me? What have I done to deserve this cruelty? item 3070 summoner 3

TyrekGoldenspearAug 7, 20161 votes

the S threshold on Jinx is 37/4/15.

better luck next time mate.

CEO of CanadaAug 8, 20161 votes

I actually haven't adc'd much since that sad game.. I'm slowly becoming a top laner xD

DorkunedAurasAug 7, 20161 votes

how much CS did you have?

CEO of CanadaAug 8, 20161 votes

Not enough, evidently </3 I think somewhere between 250 and 325. Once I get full build I stop farming. I suppose Rito frowns upon sharing CS even after full build ._.

I shibal IAug 7, 20161 votes

Thresh your wife Bard a joint Zac lots of "jello"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

LeBoostedAug 7, 20161 votes

Velkoz little kids Zilean little kids Azir sand

WyrmbladeAug 7, 20161 votes

Zac Jello Mordekaiser Souls TahmKench Everyone else in the room.

FishlordAug 7, 20161 votes

Darius Eggs, Bacon, Ham, Toast, Waffles, Pancakes, Hashbrowns. MasterYi Sake. Yasuo Sake and Tofu.

PenguinOverlord8Aug 7, 20161 votes

Lulu - Purple Zyra -Photosynthesis Nami -Bubbly orange juice with some high quality yogurt.

KekOfTheFinestAug 7, 20161 votes

Darius Some sausages with the tears of top laners. And beer. Graves Probably bacon 'n eggs and afterwards some brownies. Mordekaiser A demented soul and some black coffee.

statelesskillerAug 7, 20161 votes

Nasus stacks Gangplank gun Garen DEMACIIAAAAAAAAA

Rune KegAug 7, 20161 votes

Gangplank Rum Graves Rum and smokes A hamburger

HayRossAug 7, 20161 votes

Garen Waffles, side of sausage Akali And for you sir? Gangplank Eggs Benedict, side of toast and... Oh, just water Me: You sure you don't want any... Fruit with that? Get some vitamin c? Yes.. I'm sure... Me: I don't know... Maybe... An orange? DAMMIT, my life doesn't revolve around oranges! Weirdo 2 booths over: Mine does! CAN IT BEFORE I HANG YE FROM THE MAST LIKE THE LAST BILGERAT WHO GOT IN ME WAY! Garen Your ship has been sitting at the bottom of the Bilgewater harbor for about a year now Gangplank I'LL TAKE ME ISLAND BACK ONE O' THESE DAYS! Akali Sir, if you don't quiet down I'm going to have to ask you to leave! Arrr... Akali And you, sir? Taric Fried opals with a side of emeralds please Akali We don't serve gemstones here, sir. Even if we did, you wouldn't be able to digest them Taric Oh really? Taric Grabs a gem floating around him, takes a bite out of it, and puts it back Akali We still don't serve gems here Taric Oh fine, I'll just have a grapefruit then

BurnSnakeAug 7, 20161 votes

Jinx Chicken on top of a bagel, covered with syrup on top of one whole uncooked egg, with hot sauce topped with a balanced of 5 berries and a pancake (pancake at the top) Xerath Drinking water (emulsions are only distractions) and probably eating steak and eggs or something equally posh Karthus ALL THE MEATS (as they are corpses)