Your Top 2 Mastery Ranked Champions Are Being Shipped
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Oh God no...
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Oh God no...
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: you can't milk those.
: let me try with my right arm, it's stronger.
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
is definitely my highest mastery... let me check the other one...
...

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Well.. That would be Heavy and Metal.
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Best tits and the best legs in game
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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flat is justice
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Smokey the Bear will be busy.
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Suddenly this is some kind of BDSM scenario with chains and whipping and masochist Braum.
My mind has been soiled...
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Semms like a nice match actually.
"-makes boop noises-"
"Such a way with words..."
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wat
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...No comment. ._.
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At least they're both blind?
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um...
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I mean. I'm sure somebody can come up with a good backstory behind it. I sure can't though.
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Oh god....
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Nah I see issues, what with Thresh being a hooker and Tahm Kench eating out everyone in sight.
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If Riot ever actually gives Fiddle legit Lore I think something could actually work out with this...
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Great shipping. I call it Vigar
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NO WAIT THAT'S THE WRONG NOXIAN, where's that cutie killer
Shhh, no more tears. I have many talons to offer.
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Nobody expects the banana
That tasted purple
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Yay...statutory rape

I'll be in my bunk.
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The dark should fear me o.o
and 
: This blade's my favorite.
: This blade doesn't get any lighter, you know.
: Enjoy the taste of steel.
: People keep on running into my blade.
: Let's finish this quickly.
Thanks Japan
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Hmm. thats..interesting.
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come on man
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''With perfect tempo''
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hmmm.
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Oh dear lord...........