My Take On League Ranks (Don't take offensively its for fun/Memes)

Iron= Freshly pooped shit from a rectum Bronze= Freshly pooped shit from a rectum flushed down the toilet and on its way into the sewers Silver= Now you’re just a shit but your with ALL THE OTHER shitters in the sewers just floating around hoping you’ll be the shit that gets filtered.

Gold=Your still shit but your the shit that the rats in the sewers are at least willing to eat. So your at the very least eatable.

Platinum= You’re the cream of the shit. You’re still shit but you’re the cream of the crop the shit that stinks the least.

Diamond 4= You aren’t shit you’re the dollar that got flushed down the toilet and was in the sewers but a hobo found you in the sewers and you are their Taco from Taco Bell.

Diamond 3-1= You’re filtered sewer water. At least you’re clean tho.

Master= You’re drinkable water.

Challenger= You are holy water that if drank can give eternal life. :)