Your favorite champion is now a single parent with kids.

: Oh my. It is so difficult being a single mother.

: you stole a kids coin purse? You're gonna be a fine pirate Now give me %70

would have a few of her crewmates watch the kids while she kept doing her job.

Off work, she's her daughters how to make guns like her mother taught her while encouraging them to be strong, independent women who can choose whether or not they need a man.

Sion: Son, what do we say to people when we charge backwards? Child: COWARDS!!!!

Sion sheds a tear of blood: I'm so proud.

O.o

Elise has always been a mom, and her children would gladly give up their lives to cover dat spider booty

Would go on slaughtering in battles, leaving his child in the care of his liege . When he comes back he teaches the child that the only way to die honorable is with bloodspattered axes in your hands, hundreds of wounds, and a ring of corpses.

"I wonder how my kids are doing." (is currently out at a Pentakill concert, working his stuff)

Meanwhile...

"How in Runeterra did I get stuck doing babysitting duty?" (grumbles as I cook dinner while Morde's kids headbang to their father rocking out on TV)

What kind of child would have this champion ? :)))

They're going to have to pick an emblem first http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/134/92d3902cae534a3fa26b6d5d729d76df/l.jpg http://devilsquadops.webs.com/photos/RazgrizEmblemBlackBackground.jpg https://i.ytimg.com/vi/MDAiG2rnSUo/hqdefault.jpg There are so many for these little Yipsnakes to choose from

Pretty much Goku, So he'd be a very caring parent... but would ditch the kid to go train often .__. (Lucky uncle would be around to take care of it)

: Don't kill your brother, or leave your master.

Please don't.

: Go show that innocent adult your jack in the box, my son!

He eats them. Nom nom nom.