Champion Battle Cries

Imagine this: A massive team fight has occurred. Your entire team gets annihilated. You are the only one who managed to get away. The enemy team only managed to do so as well with incredibly low health. The enemy nexus is at a quarter health, but your mid super minions are getting blocked by enemy super minions that they managed to get after a desperate attempt at turning the game in their favor went south. You know none of them has flash. You know none of them have ult. You know you can take them out in under two seconds. But you're on half health, and it's still a 1v5, so you need the element of surprise. You're too far away to rush in. They would see you coming and plan accordingly. You realize what you must do. You go back to base, sell your starting item and/or boots and/or sightstone (anything you don't need, you get the point), and buy and/or and/or (something to make you go fast, you get the point). You rush into your jungle. The whole enemy team is desperately trying to clear super minions mid lane without backing first. You go into mid lane brush and wait in the mid lane brush for the enemy team to make their way towards the smoldering remains of the their outer turret. You realize that it's too easy. You realize that there is almost no way you can screw this up. You've calculated everything down to the last detail. You realize exactly what you're going to do: Your going to run in, activating your and , and mash your Q, W, E, and R keys into the next century; causing you to have to purchase a new keyboard, but it will all be worth it. You realize that there is only one thing left to do before your pentakill: BM. You realize it has to be clever. Original. Something befitting the champion that will be the last thing they see in color. Something that will tilt them for at least the next hour after the end of game screen, and yet something they cannot find it in themselves to be mad at. Something that you will remember and look back on as a stepping-stone to get promoted into Gold IV, or something to console you as you get demoted back to Silver II. You only have one shot to make this perfect. What do you type in chat? Examples (feel free to repeat the same champs I used): ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES THE HILLS ARE ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE CAN YOU SMELELELELELELELEL IT'S MISTA STEAL YO GURL WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF GREAT. TY. PHOOOOOOOOOON GOTTA BLAST SEID IHR DAS ESSEN NEIN WIR SIND DER JÄGER (Yes, it must be in all caps)