Your favorite Champion now works in Customer Service

You only need to ring the bell once, fool.

Ok

The silent treatment...

isn't my favorite, but I just thought of the idea of him abusing the Z-Drive to beat up annoying customers and rewind

... Mundo is not pleased. I can pay for the broken jaw... and ribs, and spine, and coccyx... Mundo wishes to be invited next time. Oh boss! Mundo do not like fees. Mundo would appreciate you to hide the body.

"You dare challenge Shurima?"

"Um...what are you saying?" :"GNAR! GNAR!!!! DEMAGLIO!!!" "I don't know what that means..." SMASHES DESK

Don't speak directly at me for too long

: "Vigashu! Vagobop! ...Jai waitford. GNAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" : "SCREECH!" : (Spirit Guard) "Calm down." : "Sir, please cease your negative attitude right now. I would most appreciate it.

cling clang

Shaco at UPS "Oh I am sorry your brother was sent the wrong package and ended up with a small knife in his spleen. Just give my your adress and I will ship the "propper" package! evil chuckle

WELCOME TO ANIMAL CONTROL, we are the former hub of pest control, recently changed... have you seen my bear tibbers? No, how big is it? ITS A BIG BEAR! its on fire! im going to have to eat it now don't hurt my bear, we are having tea party! wanna play too? it will be fun.. FUK DAT