Top: 
for last hitting every CS with passive
Jungle: 
spends entire lane phase roaming, dies to enemy jungler in a solo invade, is level 5 at 10 minutes
Mid: 
"Sure, I love support"
ADC: 
"I'm just good at bot lane"
AlienPrimate4 votesSupport: Guess I'm playing support again, even though I didn't want to for once in my life.
SteelMankind4 votesSupport mains get autofilled mid and pick 
, autofilled ADC they pick 
. They dodge if autofilled top or jungle
DuskDaUmbreon1 votesAutofilled top? Go , knock them into turret. Or /.
Jungle: ABORT MISSION, REPORT, ABOR-oh. We have a support jg: 
. DISASTER AVERTED!