what champions are the best at cuddling?

rubberduckie666·5/26/2019, 6:45:20 PM·49 votes·15,455 views

iv thought about this for about 30 seconds maybe and so far id have to say the top 10 best cuddlers in no specific order are

will never get too warm or cold cus her wind powers, basically the cold side of the pillow whenever you want. big, strong, will motivate you. ok with always being big spoon. knows the best music, calming presence. built in pillows. knows the most relaxing position by default, prob makes the best hot coco you will ever have. wise beyond his years, knows how to massage. ok with being big or little spoon. basically just taric. literally a cat. idk how that shoma stuff works but its prob nice to share, can literally shape shift, wants to know about ur day. radiates a calming warmness, makes you feel always protected. big spoon champion. fluffy tails.

thank you for coming to my ted talk.

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Laughing Fish5/26/2019, 8:05:41 PM26 votes

Gragas His body is thicc af, making it perfect for cuddling

EXOWolf5/26/2019, 9:01:50 PM15 votes

ahri would probably have shit stains on those tails. If you've ever had a cat they get little poopsies on their big floof after taking shits. Just saying I don't wanna cuddle with a tail that has feces residue and her humanoid figure would not hide her actual wild nature that would result in her being oblivious to her poopshit tails

We can all take this time to appreciate a real god of cuddles and that is Singed CAN LITERALLY LIFT ANYONE, imagine those big strong arms carressimg you. do you miss being a child and having your parents cradling you? well this man is capable of just that. His slender body is also kawaii little spoon material. His bald head means No hair getting in ur fucking mouth or eyes so he never has to adjust his hair while cuddling you or while you cuddle him. It's fitting he's the best cuddler and that's why we chase him so hard, he let's out an aroma that brings all those around him comfort. He provides the happiness we seek in this dire world.

Ahri Baka5/26/2019, 8:06:16 PM13 votes

I'd say Ahri's fluffy tails [sg-lux]

Kazekiba5/26/2019, 7:44:17 PM12 votes

Neeko is only good to cuddle if youre lean and feminine and smell nice.

But then shes also on you like white on rice so its worth it

420 grams5/26/2019, 9:14:53 PM12 votes

If it wasn't limited to champions, the poros would take first place.

Although Nunu & Willump is probably a good 2 for 1 package

PedobearTheBeast5/26/2019, 9:36:06 PM12 votes

Rammus if you're a masochist.

PaladinNO5/27/2019, 4:31:16 AM11 votes

https://wallpaperhdzone.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Nasus-League-of-Legends-wallpaper-wp6408040.jpg

SomeStars5/26/2019, 10:13:00 PM8 votes

AurelionSol inside his revolving stars is possibly the safest place in the universe

Galaxyburstz5/26/2019, 9:43:55 PM8 votes

This question made me feel uncomfortably comfortable and soft

Probably Willump Nunu

The Dreamwalker5/27/2019, 2:15:18 AM8 votes

MissFortune , well, if you don't have a bounty that is. :P

GentlemanGhidora5/27/2019, 2:02:33 AM7 votes

What? No love for Nidalee ? Yeesh.

Glaricion5/26/2019, 9:33:15 PM7 votes

Nami - Fluffy tail is nice, but what about scaly and slippery? (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

Yodels seem to have fur, females just a thinner smoother layer, so that'd be pleasant, similar sensation to cuddling w/ a groomed pet + benefits of actually being a person.

Kindred Same logic w/ Lamb. Not sure what sensation wolf would give.

Skelliott5/26/2019, 11:08:03 PM7 votes

10/10 would cuddle with volibear. or rengar... or warwick... or willump,, and alistar, gnar, teemo, heimer, kennen, veigar. basically anyone who has fur.

out of all of those, i’d probably pick veigar or teemo because they’re both hella cute. but veigar is supposedly “evil” so probably teemo if we’re talking about the basic “hug” cuddling, where the two face each other and one wraps their arms around the other

but spooning, however, i would pick volibear, rengar, alistar or warwick. any of the big fluffy guys. probably warwick though cuz he’s my favorite

zac would be like laying in jello lmao

BlueNinja895/26/2019, 9:57:58 PM6 votes

How about Volibear ?

I think Ornn Ornn would be also a good one except that he doesn't like to get all touchy-feely. :( ("I have fur. It is soft. Do not hug me.")

[sg-ahri-2]

kevin hokage5/27/2019, 1:36:06 AM6 votes

i disagree with soraka, because her goat hooves would get in the away and hurt

i feel like would be great at cuddling because she's a big and strong woman who would be great at being the big spoon and she's probably really warm

next, Lucian he's got big arms, and i bet he smells good... great cuddle partner

Rakan he could wrap you in his feathers like a blanket...angelic...but watch out for his feet

Taliyah she's just really nice and her hugs would be the best

Terozu5/26/2019, 11:33:51 PM6 votes

Bard and Yordles.

YaraUwU5/26/2019, 10:32:53 PM4 votes

Ahri floofy tails

Bard floofy everything

And then every poro.

Emo Twink5/27/2019, 5:12:21 AM4 votes

Rakan always little spoon, will be happy talking to you about his day while you cuddle. perfect husband.

dogownerjr5/27/2019, 1:00:16 PM3 votes

Mordekaiser Obviously.

LetMeAfkPlss5/26/2019, 10:23:55 PM3 votes

annie she has a big teddy bear

Frostfel5/27/2019, 4:12:36 AM3 votes

Clearly Warwick should be apart of this list. Not only is he fluffy but his ultimate is literally a flying hug with claws, or so Malphite tells me. His advice is always rock solid.

ﬂoo5/27/2019, 4:16:55 PM3 votes

prob makes the best hot coco you will ever have.

Bard are you sure about that?

Revert Skarner5/27/2019, 7:36:45 PM3 votes

Irelia

Oh wait I'm sorry... I thought this was the Which Champ Would You Bone The Most fan club...

wolvius5/27/2019, 7:16:41 PM2 votes

Its obviously Reworked Mordekaiser he brings you to a different realm where you can cuddle for eternity. https://youtu.be/cc0kgY--5tc?t=192

Neamean5/27/2019, 7:02:15 PM2 votes

Warwick Endless Curess

HungryAngry2SPP5/27/2019, 7:12:35 PM2 votes

item 3070 Amumu

BananaBoat125/27/2019, 10:49:08 PM2 votes

Willump is literally a giant huggable fluffy pillow Nunu

Dorans Pants5/27/2019, 11:59:43 PM2 votes

warm hugs for everybody!

SpyKayle5/27/2019, 3:55:25 AM2 votes

Kayle

Imagine six, warm, feathery wings enveloping you, whether as a big or little spoon, Kayle will always give the best cuddles. She's no doubt warm after spewing out such holy fire.

King Braum5/27/2019, 5:09:27 PM1 votes

Apperently cannonically Willump gives the best hugs so I'd say he'd be pretty far up there in terms of best to cuddle with.