why ahri won't get nerfed

: Hmmm i thought removing 20% damage on her e and removing dfg would nerf her... but she still is doing surprisingly well... AHRI! : you called? : in light of recent developments i decided to... wait, whats that between your? is that a wallet, weird my wallet is the same color and... wait a second... IS THAT MY WALLET? : why of course it isn't silly : but i could of swore

a credit card falls out of the wallet

: oh hey ahri, you dropped your... hey, THIS IS MY CREDIT CARD, WHAT ARE YOUR DOING WITH MY CREDIT CARD! : calm down pooky bear : NO, WE ARE HOTSPOT NERFING YOU PRONTO, FIRST I'M GOING TO LOWER YOUR ULT DOWN TO 2 DASHES, YOUR Q WILL LOSE 20 DAMAGE AT ALL RANKS AND YOU NO LONGER GAIN MOVEMENT SPEED WHEN YOUR Q IS ACTIVE, IN FACT, YOU'LL BE LOCKED IN PLACE WHEN EVER YOU Q! : i can explain darling, i was at the dryers and i notice your wallet on the ground so i was coming over to hand you your wallet back : that doesn't make sense, i was the one who called you in... : Don't you trust me? http://i.imgur.com/JTMmmIm.gif : uhh ahem well... we'll discussed this later... that is... that is all. : kisses on the cheeks