[Game] What non-human champ would you enter into a serious relationship with?

Mama Soraka·1/6/2016, 5:37:08 PM·6 votes·1,016 views

As the title asks, which non-human league champ would you enter into a deep and serious relationship with? Tell the poster above you why their choice would backfire on them for added fun!

Personally I'd choose Alistar because he's the only champion that makes my heart MOOve!

Edit: I thought I should clarify that I initially asked for non-human choices to avoid the GLARING AND OBVIOUS problem of everyone just picking Draven

48 Comments

Niyumi1/7/2016, 10:01:37 PM3 votes

Honestly, I love the personality of Poppy and Tristana (More so in Dragontrainer). They'd both be a lot of fun to be around, and they'd both make every day that much brighter. :3

Galaxy King1/7/2016, 12:53:16 AM3 votes

Zac

He seems nice you know, strong, smart, kind, and since hes just made of goo he could probably shape his body any which way, so he can go both ways. ;3

(Go ahead, find a way this can back fire, I dare you.)

Spicy Rice1/7/2016, 6:59:45 PM3 votes

Ahri

She's technically non-human

[slayer-jinx-catface]

Faustavian1/7/2016, 2:32:32 AM2 votes

RekSai : Sand surfing, sounds like a ton of fun. Kindred : Lamb seems so calm and chill all the time.

Embertine1/8/2016, 4:01:16 PM2 votes

Would have said Shyvana but you said non-human and she's half human.

This leaves me with a couple yordles, Lulu Poppy Tristana A thingy, RekSai And half of death itself, Kindred

Lulu is still both mentally a child, even though she has the same size body as the adult yordles, so she's out.

Rek'sai would likely lay eggs in my innards, so she's out.

Lamb is out because I don't want Wolf around all the time.

Tristana is too hyper for me I think, so she's out.

That just leaves Poppy, which I'm okay with I think. She has a innocent feel about her, yet is willing to charge headfirst into battle and pile drive her enemies into the dirt. I think given the only non-humans rule, Poppy is the only one I can choose.

WyvernEgg1/8/2016, 8:52:43 PM2 votes

If Ahri doesn't count Kindred because she says "I dunno" in a cool way edit: Lamb I mean.. not kindred.

Droppin Dymes1/9/2016, 2:36:14 PM2 votes

Zyra .... most definitely!

Twiggles1/9/2016, 2:40:04 PM2 votes

Is it weird that I'm made very happy by this thread? >_>

Anyways, I've got three that I'm having a hard time choosing between.

Anivia : She's incredibly smart and kind, and that really speaks to me.

Kindred : I see Kindred a lot in this thread, but I keep seeing Wolf as the downside. Quite to the contrary, I think Wolf would be a great perk since he's adorable and I'm such a dog person. Far as I see it, I'll have nothing to fear from him as long as I don't try to take advantage of Lamb. (And honestly, she's half of the personification of death itself with the other half never leaving her side. I think I'll probably be on my best behavior there.)

Soraka Once again, incredibly smart and kind, and I totally dig that. She's also the most human-like among my choices (thus partially hiding how weird I am).

Honestly, considering the three together, I'd most probably try a relationship with Kindred . I've been wanting a dog ever since I moved out, and it doesn't matter to me if he's incorporeal. Plus Lamb has a beautiful voice, an interesting personality, and a rockin' bod. [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Krinu1/10/2016, 1:21:53 AM2 votes

Among the ladies: Kayle, Ahri, Soraka. Among the gents: Braum, Azir, Nasus, Rengar, Zac, Volibear.

OH MAN NOT GOOD1/11/2016, 4:24:29 AM2 votes

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IcyPepper1/11/2016, 7:02:45 AM2 votes

Orianna

I'd hit it.

OurLestrade1/11/2016, 11:13:37 AM2 votes

Soraka the goat waifu.

legionnaire991/6/2016, 6:10:07 PM2 votes

Gnar as long as i don't him mad i'm k [slayer-jinx-wink]

yogozin1/6/2016, 8:18:29 PM2 votes

Bard

The Wet Baguette1/6/2016, 9:52:24 PM2 votes

Does Elise count? She has a spider God/dad that I could probably get on the right side of.

Ahri was a fox once.

If those two don't count, I'll go with Nami. She knows all the good seafood restaurants.

Maximum Morde1/11/2016, 2:12:52 PM1 votes

None, I'm not a furry.