As the title asks, which non-human league champ would you enter into a deep and serious relationship with? Tell the poster above you why their choice would backfire on them for added fun!
Personally I'd choose 
because he's the only champion that makes my heart MOOve!
Edit:
I thought I should clarify that I initially asked for non-human choices to avoid the GLARING AND OBVIOUS problem of everyone just picking 
Galaxy King3 votes
He seems nice you know, strong, smart, kind, and since hes just made of goo he could probably shape his body any which way, so he can go both ways. ;3
(Go ahead, find a way this can back fire, I dare you.)
Mama Soraka4 votes "I should get a suit"
Imagine his face when he gets goo all over it, poor guy
Spicy Rice3 votes
She's technically non-human
[slayer-jinx-catface]
Mama Soraka1 votesThe way I imagine Ahri, the downside to a relationship with her is that there is no relationship. She would drive you to self destruct by offering more and more of yourself to her, day after day consuming your spirit or essence or whatever part of you she wants. And the worst part? You'd be doing it willingly until you're gone. Oh, but not "dead" gone, just a husk. Life would be bland once you ran out of parts of you give to her, your favorite food would taste like dust, music would hold no tone, life would have no color for you because you gave it all to her. Thinking about it, you wouldn't be able to blame Ahri, you gave it freely and given the choice, you'd do it again. Giving in to the seductress never felt so good, and being apart never felt so bad.
That's how I see Ahri.
WyvernEgg2 votes#worth
Niyumi3 votesHonestly, I love the personality of 
and 
(More so in Dragontrainer). They'd both be a lot of fun to be around, and they'd both make every day that much brighter. :3
Mama Soraka1 votesI like that new Poppy thinks she knows jokes, but she still doesn't. Thanks for trying, girl, at least her laugh is cute :]
legionnaire992 votes
as long as i don't him mad i'm k [slayer-jinx-wink]
yogozin2 votes
OK Rengar1 votesZed because The unseen bla... and enemy is ded unless they trondmere
Mama Soraka1 votesI don't think I could handle all the [Horn Noises]
The Wet Baguette2 votesDoes Elise count? She has a spider God/dad that I could probably get on the right side of.
Ahri was a fox once.
If those two don't count, I'll go with Nami. She knows all the good seafood restaurants.
Mama Soraka1 votesElise is def my second pick. Spiders are equal parts sexy and terrifying for some reason.
Kitty Darkstar4 votesThere is something very wrong with you
Mama Soraka1 votesYea, basically.
LordForrest2 votes[{quoted}](name=Mauve Thunder,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=Q4uooaEj,comment-id=00020000,timestamp=2016-01-07T00:34:14.191+0000)
Spiders are equal parts flammable and terrifying for some reason.
FTFY
Mama Soraka2 voteslawl
Faustavian2 votes
: Sand surfing, sounds like a ton of fun.
: Lamb seems so calm and chill all the time.
MagicDragon3003 votesAlso, Lamb's booty be fine.
inb4 Riot secretly wants to turn us all into furries
Kitty Darkstar5 votesFurries seem to get bad rep because some weirdos that identify as furries are zoophiliacs.
Mama Soraka2 votesI know plenty of the non-weird furries. Frankly, I don't care what a body is in to as long as they play League with me.
Chimewlan1 votes
Lamb seems chill until ex boyfriend wolf walks in
Faustavian1 votesLamb: spamming Q Stop throwing the furniture wolf Wolf: Never! Still spamming Q's
Mama Soraka1 votesI agree with both of those but specifically with Lamb and Wolf. All of the tiny interaction Lamb and Wolf have with each other, especially the Wise guy and Straight Man-esque act they put on their jokes is incredibly endearing.
Let's see, the downside for Rekkles would be something like !!VOID BIOLOGY!! where it turns out her species communicates uniquely by gnawing on your body or something else freakish and terrifying. As for L&W, well Lamb comes off as rather innocent and sometimes even naive, and we know that Wolf wouldn't take kindly to any impropriety you caused. I guess I'm saying the downside is "Wolf would scare the shit out of me"
Embertine2 votesWould have said 
but you said non-human and she's half human.
This leaves me with a couple yordles, 
A thingy,
And half of death itself,
Lulu is still both mentally a child, even though she has the same size body as the adult yordles, so she's out.
Rek'sai would likely lay eggs in my innards, so she's out.
Lamb is out because I don't want Wolf around all the time.
Tristana is too hyper for me I think, so she's out.
That just leaves Poppy, which I'm okay with I think. She has a innocent feel about her, yet is willing to charge headfirst into battle and pile drive her enemies into the dirt. I think given the only non-humans rule, Poppy is the only one I can choose.
Mama Soraka1 votesPoppy's downsides would probably be that same headstrong nature and "Stubborn to a fault" personality would lead to butting heads over trivial nonsense. She might even be one of those people that regret sticking to their guns so adamantly after the fact but can't even admit it. Basically you'd have to have the patience of a saint, and be able to forgive her trespasses, even if she can't bring herself to. Oh and lets not forget her terrible sense of comedic timing.
A Demacian a Noxian and Frejlordian walk into a bar...
Embertine2 votesAll very true, but I'm gonna have to stick with my choice even with that going on with her. There is no perfect person to be with, and if I couldn't look past someone's faults, then I wouldn't deserve them regardless.
WyvernEgg2 votesIf doesn't count
because she says "I dunno" in a cool way edit: Lamb I mean.. not kindred.
Mama Soraka1 votesOnly the saltiest people on the planet can say they don't like the way she says "I dunno"
Droppin Dymes2 votesZyra .... most definitely!
Mama Soraka1 votes
"Just a harmless flower"
Would it be worth the thorns for a hug?
Twiggles2 votesIs it weird that I'm made very happy by this thread? >_>
Anyways, I've got three that I'm having a hard time choosing between.
: She's incredibly smart and kind, and that really speaks to me.
: I see Kindred a lot in this thread, but I keep seeing Wolf as the downside. Quite to the contrary, I think Wolf would be a great perk since he's adorable and I'm such a dog person. Far as I see it, I'll have nothing to fear from him as long as I don't try to take advantage of Lamb. (And honestly, she's half of the personification of death itself with the other half never leaving her side. I think I'll probably be on my best behavior there.)
Once again, incredibly smart and kind, and I totally dig that. She's also the most human-like among my choices (thus partially hiding how weird I am).
Honestly, considering the three together, I'd most probably try a relationship with . I've been wanting a dog ever since I moved out, and it doesn't matter to me if he's incorporeal. Plus Lamb has a beautiful voice, an interesting personality, and a rockin' bod.
[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]
Faustavian1 votesShearing Lamb make her look like 
Mama Soraka2 votesIt looks like Lamb being a smoking-hot representation of our limited time on this Earth is one thing everyone in this thread can agree on, lawl.
Since you already have an idea of the downsides we've come up with for Lamb, I'll try and come up with some for Anivia and Soraka.
"Smart and Kind" are a start for her, but lets not forget the wisdom she would no-doubt have accumulated over her extremely long (functionally unending) life. My favorite thing to do with her in-game is to spam her taunt (So young, so Naive) over and over again and maybe this has tainted my perception but I feel she would never truly see you or I as equals to her. Not for lack of caring for us, but because we can never achieve the level of experience she already has in our one short life. (So confined by one lifetime). It would not be intentional, but our every mistake could easily be met with a condescending "Well you couldn't have known better". She'd be forever the chiding and protective mother rather than a partner, and worse yet, she'd probably be right to do so.
Soraka.. man that's tough. Where is the downside in a universally benevolent creature that even gave up immortality to help Warwick? Yea I got nothin. I just sat here for a few minutes staring at her lore and drawing on play experience but I got nothing.
Krinu2 votesAmong the ladies: 
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Mama Soraka2 votesTake aside Rengar who's personality I'm not overly fond of and I completely agree with this list, except I would consider Braum to be mostly human, even if he is the handsomest gentleman in league.
Krinu2 votesYeah, Rengar and Braum were the two on that list I wasn't sure about. Braum's probably not human, but we don't really have confirmation, and Rengar's kind of nasty sometimes.
Mama Soraka1 votesI'd stand behind him if you know what I mean ;]
OH MAN NOT GOOD2 votes[deleted]
Mama Soraka1 votesShe counts as non-human since she's some sort of spirit.. thing or whatever. Anyway, not human. You can read any other Ahri post I commented on for her downside since my stance on that hasn't changed.
IcyPepper2 votes
I'd hit it.
Mama Soraka1 votesWho wouldn't want some of that robooty?
Cons:
IcyPepper1 votesShe might make "archival backups" of your heinous slashfic to a public FTP
I see nothing wrong with this.
You might find "archival backups" of HER heinous slashfic on said public FTP and its all Ori/Blitz
I don't think that's a slashfic, friend :P
Mama Soraka1 voteswhoops, well robots don't have genders anyway
IcyPepper1 votesDepends if they're sentient, and if they choose to identify as a gender.
Robots don't have a sex, mind you. Don't confuse biology with psychology :P
OurLestrade2 votesSoraka the goat waifu.
Maximum Morde1 votesNone, I'm not a furry.
Mama Soraka1 votesSome excellent non-human non-furry choices for the discerning League of Legend player:
The list goes on for like a billion more but I think you get the idea at this point.