Veteran supports in a nutshell

Lost R·Jul 19, 2016·59 votes·4,897 views

http://i.imgur.com/ILLZ0GE.jpg

50 Comments

OurLestradeJul 19, 201635 votes

I just want more cool supports. Years and years of scantily clad babes and little kids for supports in every single game ever has left me bitter, and until I get my veteran Noxian sergeant spouting Warhammer quotes about the superiority of the human race to all other beings I won't be satisfied. Not even Braum was enough to fill in that void.

RalanrJul 19, 201647 votes

Yes. I want a drill sergeant support!

ADC: They keep poking! Sergeant: SUCK IT UP AND FARM, CUPCAKE!

Void NargacugaJul 19, 201612 votes

https://cdn.meme.am/instances/400x/59861040.jpg

Lost RJul 19, 20167 votes

The first thing that comes to mind is the Man at Arms from Darkest Dungeon. He's the grandpa and the support tank of the adventurers, protecting allies and issuing team-wide buffs, either from the front or the back, whatever ends up being more convenient for everyone else.

OurLestradeJul 19, 201628 votes

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Yes. I want a drill sergeant support!

ADC: they keep poking. Sergeant: Suck it up and farm, cupcake!

"YOUR CS IS TRASH, AND SO ARE YOU BOY."

Void NargacugaJul 19, 201627 votes

"MY MOTHER COULD CS BETTER THEN YOU, AND SHE IS DEAD!"

Legacy HydralphaJul 19, 201628 votes

"YOU CALL THAT BURST DAMAGE. LET ME SHOW YOU!"

"You only have item 3401 item 2049 and item 3047 ."

"YOUR POINT, MAGGOT?"

RainbowIceeJul 19, 201621 votes

¨That was my kill.....¨

¨SAY WHAT SOLDIER ?¨

¨nothing sir...¨

¨NOTHING IS WHAT YOU ARE GETTING NOW SCRUB! GO BUY A PINK AND PLACE IT IN THE RIVER. YOU BETTER DIE DEFENDING THAT PINK SON OR GOD HELP YOU¨

SpecterVonBarenJul 20, 20167 votes

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"YOU CALL THAT BURST DAMAGE. LET ME SHOW YOU!"

"You only have and ."

"AND I STILL DO MORE DAMAGE THAN YOU!"

I think this works better.

Legacy HydralphaJul 20, 20166 votes

"YOU CALL THAT BURST DAMAGE. LET ME SHOW YOU!"

"You only have and ."

"AND I STILL DO MORE DAMAGE THAN YOU!"

¨That was my kill.....¨

¨SAY WHAT SOLDIER ?¨

¨nothing sir...¨

¨NOTHING IS WHAT YOU ARE GETTING NOW SCRUB! GO BUY A PINK AND PLACE IT IN THE RIVER. YOU BETTER DIE DEFENDING THAT PINK SON OR GOD HELP YOU¨

Can we just, right now, create this concept and have it be as popular as the Dha'Ma concept that most likely inspired the idea for Kindred?

(Couldn't get quotes to work so I thought screw it)

moraysharkJul 20, 20162 votes

Post it on creations and concepts, theyll be bound to like it.

Legacy HydralphaJul 20, 20166 votes

Ask and you shall receive.

CheekynorthJul 20, 20162 votes

This is the moral support I need

"I'm sorry they're playing Caitlyn I can't venture past tower because of all the traps! :("

"SHUT UP. YOU ARE VARUS DAMNIT POKE AND FARM. JUST POKE AND FARM AND YOU CAN MAYBE KILL THEM"

Rainbow SmarfJul 20, 20161 votes

so you want a champ that promote toxicity mmk

RalanrJul 20, 20162 votes

We already have Tahm, who outright mocks people. Same with Jhin.

Toxicity is in players, not champions. I get more tilted by toxic players playing nice/honorable champions rather than toxic players who play dick champions.

Example: Lux laugh and Riven.

GibberwattJul 19, 20164 votes

Holy crap that is amazing. I want that so badly, now

ChimewlanJul 20, 20162 votes

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Yes. I want a drill sergeant support!

ADC: they keep poking. Sergeant: Suck it up and farm, cupcake!

THIS SO MUCH PLEASE RIOT ILL LET YOU HAVE MY COLLEGE TUITION

MdgrZolmJul 20, 20162 votes

Abusive Sergeant from Hearthstone in league haha

10TicklerJul 20, 20161 votes

Sgt: WHAT RANK ARE YOU PRIVATE? ADC: SIR, GOLD 3 SIR. Sgt: GOLD 3? I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH!

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/GTQAXX08A-s/maxresdefault.jpg

moraysharkJul 20, 20161 votes

https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M8aa65f1c5718baf491ff2aaa4d675819o0&pid=15.1 UNLESS YOU WARD THAT BUSH MAGGOT you:but im the adc DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SINGLE PHREAK I WILL SHOVE SO MANY CHIMES UP YOUR ASS THERES GONNA BE SEVEN PLANETS LEFT ATTER I DESTROY URANUS dont anger the sergeant

CannonLordFreedJul 19, 20162 votes

I play Galio and Tahm support, with some of more feminine supports as backup if they get countered. Certainly quite fun, even if they're not the amazing Noxian Sergeant. We should petition Rito for that.

OurLestradeJul 19, 20162 votes

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I play Galio and Tahm support, with some of more feminine supports as backup if they get countered. Certainly quite fun, even if they're not the amazing Noxian Sergeant. We should petition Rito for that.

It's to the point that me and a friend of mine have pretty much written our own lore for a Noxian support, complete with a Noxian perspective on the Ionian War. "Luther, the Forgotten Hero" was his name :P

MavenSongJul 19, 20164 votes

Braum Braum is cool enough for everyone

(also hey now, Sona only shows SOME cleavage)

CasterGilgameshJul 19, 20161 votes

ikr hes asking for too much Braum set the bar for supports unless you can pull another support as good as braum both visually lore wise and kit wise you can just GTFO

Bladerunner7777Jul 20, 20162 votes

Tahm Kench is thematically the coolest champion Riot has made in a long time

Gameplay-wise he's cancer tho

IntrebuloNJul 20, 20161 votes

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Braum is cool enough for everyone

(also hey now, Sona only shows SOME cleavage)

Karma even less. Classy broad, that Karma.

PycnonemosaurusJul 19, 20161 votes

I play sejuani support because you can protect your adc while yelling and calling the enemy cowards.

bill84Jul 20, 20161 votes

Sion Same

RalanrJul 20, 20162 votes

Ahh, Sion support.

AFK PushJul 19, 20161 votes

Sion support is pretty good, no lie.

MigYalleJul 20, 20162 votes

Thresh

Thresh main at your disposal you wretched fool.

moraysharkJul 20, 20161 votes

Thresh a fellow chain man I see

MigYalleJul 20, 20161 votes

There isn't many of us left, But those that are long time mains are amazing with Thresh.

moraysharkJul 20, 20161 votes

Aye

RalanrJul 20, 20161 votes

The loyal are often rewarded with the power they searched for.

Chaos689Jul 20, 20161 votes

I would come back to league and start playing supp for that.

SevixysJul 20, 20161 votes

Let's hope that new Kled will be the long waited Void support Chogath Khazix Velkoz RekSai KogMaw

EDIT: No, Velkoz is not a support.

Lt CuddlesJul 21, 20162 votes

"Even in death, I still serve..." http://www.wallpaperfo.com/thumbnails/detail/20120429/warhammer%2040k%20space%20wolf%20dreadnaught%201600x1000%20wallpaper_www.wallpaperfo.com_46.jpg

OurLestradeJul 21, 20162 votes

[{quoted}](name=Lt Cuddles,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=OL95p4et,comment-id=00000008,timestamp=2016-07-21T02:45:41.086+0000)

"Even in death, I still serve..." http://www.wallpaperfo.com/thumbnails/detail/20120429/warhammer%2040k%20space%20wolf%20dreadnaught%201600x1000%20wallpaper_www.wallpaperfo.com_46.jpg

"I SERVE MANKIND."

Lt CuddlesJul 21, 20162 votes

"PROTECT THE FAITHFUL!" https://1d4chan.org/images/6/6d/You%27re_Terminated.jpg

CarameI FrappeJul 20, 20165 votes

Leona <--- Is me whenever I face Leblanc Morgana Janna Illaoi Fizz Braum Alistar Rammus

"Bring it on"

RainbowIceeJul 19, 20162 votes

im not a pro player or anything but yeah.. im cocky as shit.... when i have an easy lane supporting and just bully the enemy team with baits.

ZT XperimentorJul 19, 20161 votes

Meanwhile in a d&d campaign where the party split up to find the enemy army . . .

RalanrJul 19, 20162 votes

...it's an army.

Context?

ZT XperimentorJul 19, 20161 votes

Well looking at the image there appears to be hundreds of figures on horseback & foot charging towards him, so I thought enemies of him or at least hostile. Other than that, just made up on the spot.

MavenSongJul 19, 20166 votes

dont you know you never split the party

ZT XperimentorJul 19, 20162 votes

Quite, but new players might not, and if they happen to have higher charisma, they could easily lead the party into terrible situations; briefly if they learn the hard way. XD

moraysharkJul 19, 20161 votes

https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M6f0aa108265b5c2b762ec4d0ce06d3aeo0&pid=15.1 Its so accurate,