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Vincent Lucius25 votes

Play Soraka. They're not full health but about to win a fight? "Live!" Assist. No one can argue with the assists.

Wolfeur35 votes

Top about to get a kill? Ult.

"I thought you were gonna die, so I helped :D"

Catastrop3 votes

This is totally me XD

Vincent Lucius3 votes

Much like Jarven Soraka can "help" a lot. <3

ToxycBanana18 votes

I don't think you know what that joke/meme means :|

The Ecdysiast1 votes

No, there are just 13 people that didn't understand his point.

If Jarvan ults, he did a lot of damage even if he trapped his team.

If Soraka ults just because top is about to get a kill-- but everyone else is at full HP-- then she doesn't have it when people are actually in need of healing. "Helping."

Vincent Lucius2 votes

Thank you. ._. Feels weird to watch a joke have to get explained.

50000000000000001 votes

The explanation is still ongoing.

ToxycBanana1 votes

Except J4 can take down the wall if it's fucking over his team, Soraka just presses a button and heals the crap out of everyone. There's no backfire except for the cooldown, J4 can legitimately kill his whole team if he plays completely wrong.

The Ecdysiast1 votes

That's actually MUCH WORSE.

J4, as you pointed out, can take the wall DOWN if he fucks up.

Soraka can literally let her entire team die when they need her because she wasted her heal at the wrong time and didn't have it for a fight.

ToxycBanana1 votes

The point is that J4 has a prevention mechanism, and if he doesn't use it he's "helping". That's the joke.Soraka gets gold from assists if she chooses to use her heal in that way, and that doesn't completely kill her whole team. It heals them.

The Ecdysiast1 votes

No it doesn't.

Using her heal when someone is at full health literally does not heal them.

Then, missing 1/4 of her kit when her allies need it gets them killed.

ToxycBanana1 votes

Soraka's ultimate does not cause her teammates harm in any way. That is the point I am making. It's hard to see why you can't understand that

The Ecdysiast1 votes

Failing to use it does, in ANY situation.

You may like to troll as Soraka just so you can say you got assists when the team loses a teamfight because their support has nothing but a heal and wasted that heal beforehand, but not everyone does.

Vi and Cupcait1 votes

Someone about to get a kill?

Hope someone doesn't come up and eat them (TahmKench )

RottedApples3 votes

money for nothing, assists for free

when i heal or shield someone just for an assist, or my shield/heal doesn't actually matter in the fight, i just say that.

DazedOnlooker25 votes

Thresh "Ay still new Thresh guys GLHF" Varus "Lol" Thresh Misses every hook possible, even at point blank, always OOM Varus Got First Blood 1/0/0 Varus Got all inned Thresh Missed Flay, OOM Rengar Ganks in the nick of time,Kills enemy ADC + Sup Varus Still Lives 1/0/2 Thresh Missed hook again Varus Quadra Kill! Varus Gets all inned again Thresh Flay's too late, didn't save enough mana for Lantern. OOM Varus Double KIll! 9/0/2 Thresh Accidently summoner 4 into a wall trying to hook someone...and misses. Varus Legendary!! Rengar Dominating!! Thresh An Ally has been slain!

End game

Varus 26/2/8 Rengar 11/3/22 Thresh 1/11/32 Still OOM

Thresh "GJ Guys!" Mordekaiser "Fk u scrubs, Rengo and Thresh carried ur whole team gg" Varus "This derp Thresh missed every hook possible tho." Thresh "Yay! Teamwork!! yaaaaaay!!" Rengar "Lol." Teemo "lol Derp. <_>" TwistedFate "GG Potatoes."

UltraFireFX3 votes

Logged in just to say, I love this. That's all. ^.^

DazedOnlooker1 votes

I'm glad to have entertained you somehow. ;D

Ya Boı1 votes

Lmao

FirexSaber12 votes

That's how I feel about jungle sometimes. Especially when I show up a few seconds late to a bot-lane double or triple.

Ralanr8 votes

And then when the game fails the blame falls on jungle ganks.

Junglers have it rough.

The Ecdysiast1 votes

Well, if top is getting killed while you walked to bot when bot didn't need you, that's an issue.

Ionian11 votes

Too bad that never happens.

Señor Karthus10 votes

Applies for jungler too. All lanes are destroying everybody and you are just farmin in the jg until the game is over xD

Hyrum Graff2 votes

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Applies for jungler too. All lanes are destroying everybody and you are just farmin in the jg until the game is over xD

*their jg

Only Play Darius1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Fenrir Epsylon,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=Mhx0xAI2,comment-id=0007,timestamp=2015-09-04T17:40:57.437+0000)

Applies for jungler too. All lanes are destroying everybody and you are just farmin in the jg until the game is over xD

MasterYi 's wet dream.

Minion111 votes

Does it count if you gank that everyone gets assist and you go 12/0 as Eve? And win the game as someone just sits there and hits minions for no reason :p

HayRoss8 votes

COMIC SANS!!!!!!!

Anidan9 votes

If Comic Sans is good enough for the Watchmen graphic novels, it's good enough for you.

BattleBalladeer5 votes

I prefer being fed as support Braum , rushing item 3748 , and then being able to 1v1 anyone from there-on while keeping my carries fed.

Anihaku2 votes

Your main pic had me thinking you were talking about when you play as SG lux. Can't say I have this issue often......but it happens to us all. Try supporting on ARAM, you won't be unnecessary there (especially if you're Lux).

Hoodwink1 votes

MonkeyKing Wait for me, let me use my ultimate!

2 seconds later the enemy team gets aced without me.

ihaveapotion1 votes

support tf is like that yes

Häßlich1 votes

Awesome! =D

SexySoapTurtle1 votes

When people bash supports for no reason xD

FZ Shion1 votes

TwistedFate support. He'll just take Graves cigar and ult away.

ThwartinMaPlans1 votes

the amount of times my adc's fed, or gotten triples while i literally waste my whole hp bar healing them as soraka and ult to sustain them, then have them go "Get rekt, soraka ure trash learn how to support" --> points to ardent censor and talisman and zekes and yet....was All you...sigh*

Reaper Soraka1 votes

Basically my last game in a nutshell as a jungler. I get help killing gromp then try to take my blue. failed to kill blue and back. Came back to kill blue, failed to kill my wolves and backed. Killed my wolves, then managed to kill my raptors, tried to do Krugs, but backed. Upgraded my smite, killed my krugs, ran to mid and threw a javelin at Ekko, then went back to kill my red. (by this time it was about 7:00 in) Took my first red finally, ran over to blue to give to lb, and backed.

http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/1941902338/207379439?tab=overview

Hyper carry Niddy at your service.

Minion111 votes

Instead of the last slide I would say actually I'll stay and sacrifice :p

General Murica1 votes

I, only have that as jungler. ADC cant ever 1v2

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