Requesting Heals to be added to the kits of Fizz, Talon and Zed

Hello, I'm an assassin main and I'm very offended that my assassin characters have no enough survival tools to tower dive and that's very unfair.

My suggestion is to fix this by giving Fizz, Talon and Zed passive healing in their kits so they can dive towers and survive.

Something like this: Talon/Zed/Fizz heals for X amount when they strike a champion with their passive. Additional procs within Z seconds boost the healing by Y%

Something like this gives Talon, Fizz and Zed clear incentives to go for longer trades to max out their healing, which gives opponents more time to do their own damage or back off and deny their the healing altogether. This is very good design because as we know, assassins clearly engage en longer fights that don't involve burst so enemies will have a lot of time to deny their healing, particularly Fizz who can hover and be unforgettable for a while but he also needs his healing to tower dive and survive otherwise is very unfair to Fizz players.

As we know it's very important that assassins with lots of mobility to also have heals in their kits. Pleas give me heal on my assassin please don't be unfair please Riot please.

**EDIT: Seems most of you aren't clever enough to understand this is supposed to be a joke, even though I posted it in Memes & Games. So here's the origin of my post: https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/gameplay-balance/HiX7d43F-put-akalis-healing-on-her-passive-if-its-going-to-be-removed-from-q **