Two reasons you should pick Chaos and not Order

Kairoptra · 2017-06-16T05:54:27.559Z

Nobody likes a goody-two-shoes. We have sugary confections. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CbXvvL9VIAAJzej.png

Kairoptra·Jun 16, 2017·12 votes·1,001 views

Nobody likes a goody-two-shoes.
We have sugary confections. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CbXvvL9VIAAJzej.png

20 Comments

13900 EssenceJun 16, 20173 votes

But yasuo isn't...

E X T R A T H I C C

KairoptraJun 16, 20172 votes

But the confections are [slayer-jinx-wink]

13900 EssenceJun 16, 20171 votes

Yeah but you can't have sexual relations with confections, or at least pleasurably.

KairoptraJun 16, 20173 votes

Who needs sex when you have sugar? http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/09/Kristen-Bell-Laughing-to-Crying.gif

13900 EssenceJun 16, 20172 votes

Me. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/154781114152648704/325039891291570186/gmagik.gif

TormentulaJun 16, 20174 votes

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o85xIO33l7RlmLR4I/giphy.gif?noredirect

KairoptraJun 16, 20172 votes

GIVE THAT GIRL A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

Void NargacugaJun 16, 20172 votes

I'm already a URGB (Blue, Red, Green, Black) player in MTG... I have no reason to NOT choose chaos. Chaos is more fun.

Angel AvacynJun 16, 20171 votes

At least you dont play blue, that is the true evil

Void NargacugaJun 16, 20172 votes

You can hate me now. Blue is my main color in MTG.

My worst deck probably has to be my Esper Artifacts Sydri EDH deck. My most fun deck for me is my Riku of Two Reflections "Copy Paste" EDH deck.

LeBlanc RoseJun 17, 20171 votes

Fyi....... Mono Black is better. You get all the evil combos, unlimited life for everything you want, instakill combos, Phyrexian 5/5 I destroy stuff thingy. And infect.

Void NargacugaJun 17, 20171 votes

I'm just stating the colors I do play most of the time. But Blue is almost always the color I include.

I started playing MTG at M13/RtR.

My favorite combo I did was Redirect into Reverberate. Fun times. Wild Ricochet works nicely as well since its both cards stapled together.

LeBlanc RoseJun 17, 20171 votes

I do occasionally play blue-red Dramatic Reversal-Isochoron Scepter Deck. Fun times

Void NargacugaJun 17, 20171 votes

That sounds like fun.

LeBlanc RoseJun 18, 20171 votes

It is You end up with the ability to untap everything for 0, so yeah. Oh, I drew a card with 'Tap: Gain 1 life? Infinite Life. Oh, I drew a card with 'Tap: Discard a card: Draw a card? Search through my deck for whatever I want. Oh, I drew a card with 'Tap: Deal 1 damage to target player? Infinite Damage to your face. Sorry bud

zlumpyJun 16, 20172 votes

Go home Tzeentch! You wandered into the wrong universe.

NiamhNyxJun 16, 20171 votes

I pick order so i can corrupt it.

BakedLotionJun 17, 20171 votes

We all know riven is gonna win.

I see 4 riven icons for every 1 yasuo icon lmao

Also, fuck Yasuo. If you pick him you're cancer :^)

KairoptraJun 17, 20171 votes

First of all, I see the opposite pattern of icons. Second of all, I've never played a game of Yasuo in my life; it's not a matter of Yasuo vs. Riven, it's a matter of Chaos vs. Order. Third of all, as if Riven's any better.